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Leana Lovings

“Before shooting mainstream porn, I was in college, studying biology and psychology. I started camming because I was looking for a flexible job. Doing something online seemed like a good option, and it allowed me to explore my sexuality in a safe way. I grew up in a religious environment,...

Belle Amelie

“I’m an open and confident woman,” declares Belle Amelie, 25, a model, photographer and makeup artist from Decatur, Illinois. “I love showing off my body. I can’t wait to tap in and meet my new fans!” The 5-foot-1 skin-mag rookie is eager to tell us more: “I’m a bright, bubbly...

Domina

Domina, 22, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, is a traveling burlesque dancer and stripper, but it was a less flamboyant job—and an unbashful gal pal—that inspired her to join our Beaver colony. “While working as a sales rep at a HUSTLER store, I fell in love with the magazine,” the 5-foot-10...

Kazumi

“I once fucked 50 guys in one night, I’m on Forbes, and I won a cooking show with a $10k prize. I can fit two dicks in my pussy and a fist in my mouth. Working on fitting either in my ass! And I love trying new things: new foods,...

Sharon White

Former hairdresser Sharon White, 33, from Budapest, Hungary, has become world-famous by undressing as a model and XXX performer. “I love posing nude and making men want to fuck me,” the 5-foot-10 bra-stuffer asserts. Sharon’s other loves include wandering around her hometown, eating at cafés in the Kopaszi-gát recreational zone,...

GOP Fails Congress…and America

Here’s an idea: The next time the GOP paralyzes government and the country, their representatives do not get paid. When Republican House representatives take three whole weeks to elect a speaker, they should forfeit three weeks of the $174,000-plus annual salary Americans, their bosses, pay them. This past October alone, that would have saved taxpayers...

Crystal Rose Napolitano: Body Talk

Somatic attachment coach Crystal Rose Napolitano wants you to listen to your body. Ask yourself, “Do I feel safe? Am I able to give and receive love?” The road to intimacy begins here. Take your first step. Crystal Rose Napolitano can help you have better sex, but not how you might expect. As a somatic...

All Hail the Size Queens!

For these girth-craving, length-loving XXX beauties, bigger is definitely better. “How can you fit that monster-size dong in there?!” is something we’ve all found ourselves muttering when seeing some of our favorite starlets stuffing their sexy orifices with humongous objects. What makes taking huge toys and dicks in all their holes feel so good, and...

Mickey Mouse’s lawyer declared…

Mickey Mouse’s lawyer declared, “No, Mickey, you can’t divorce Minnie on the grounds that she was very silly.” “I didn’t say she was very silly,” Mickey insisted. “I said she was fucking Goofy.”...

I admit it…

“I admit it…I’m fucking you strictly for laughs!”...

Ron was walking through…

Ron was walking through his apartment building’s lobby when he bumped into Jennifer, a voluptuous babe wearing a loosely tied robe. She began flirting with Ron. A few minutes later she placed a hand on his chest and said, “Let’s go to my place. I hear someone coming.” Ron followed Jennifer to her apartment, and...

Carla purchased a fur coat…

Carla purchased a fur coat and was wearing it when she left the store. An older woman approached the twentysomething and snarled, “Do you know how many animals gave up their lives to make that coat?” Glowering at the woman, Carla responded, “Do you know how many animals I had to fuck to buy a...

Jan’s husband Vince…

Jan’s husband Vince came home hammered every night, and she always yelled at him before storming off to bed alone. One night she decided to try reverse psychology. When Vince staggered into the house, Jan was waiting at the door in her sexiest lingerie. She settled hubby into an armchair and gave him a backrub....

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