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Lilly Bell

“Honestly, I’m a huge exhibitionist, so I love a little risk with my sex. I once fucked in a super-dark bat exhibit at the Oregon Zoo. I gave a blowjob in a doctor’s office recently, and I’ve done it in a Victoria’s Secret dressing room. I’m actually a naughty freak...
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Ella Cruz

“I joined the adult industry because I love sex and I like to make money. Being a porn star sounded fun, and it pretty much is! I’m always enthusiastic when I’m shooting, and I really love sucking cock. When I’m on my knees with a dick in my mouth, I...
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Inger Lorre: Bound for Gloryland

The former Nymphs singer discusses her painfully beautiful and long-awaited new solo album. You may not know Inger Lorre, but you’ve probably heard of her legend. In 1991, a drunk and angry Lorre was tired of the way her record label Geffen Records was treating her band, the brutally underrated alt-rock group The Nymphs. So...
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Good Kisser, Great Sex?

Can you really tell if someone will be a good lay by the way they lock lips? Pucker up, because we’re going deep in search of answers… “Excuse me while I kiss this guy…” Jimi Hendrix, as popularly misheard Sex is a bit of a gamble. It might seem easy, in some instances, to size...
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Kenzie Taylor

“I used to be an exotic dancer, and that’s where I met a porn star who first told me what it was like to be in the industry. She described how safe and professional it was, and it blew my mind, because I had previously imagined it was like Boogie...
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Eden West

“I’m a true romantic! I want a bouquet of flowers on the beach or an under-the-stars movie in a classic 1979 Mustang. I like neck kisses and massages, a nice dinner out… romance me.” “Longboarding, playing basketball and hanging with friends are my go-tos, and I can get a little...
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I’m aware young couples…

“I’m aware young couples are writing their own ceremonies, but I refuse to use the terms blowjob and cum face.”...
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 4

Are you ready for some captivating humor? We hope so, because we’re about to do some hard, hilarious time behind bars, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Enjoy! “I thought lethal injection meant a hypodermic!” “It doesn’t matter to me if you are guilty or not. My job is to defend you, hopefully...
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HUSTLER Classic: Humpy Halloween

The spooky season is in full effect, and with Halloween just days away, we have an installment of HUSTLER Classic for you that’s all treat, no trick!  For this edition, we’re traveling back to the November ’08 HUSTLER and, in particular, the scarily sexy pictorial This Ain’t the Munsters XXX. Featuring exclusive images from the...
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Sunday Funday: Bushy Blondes

Fair-haired beauties who let the locks flow, above and below—prepare yourself, dear reader, because we are about to put you in a delightfully hairy situation. Enjoy this collection of blond HUSTLER Honeys with crotch curls you’ll definitely want to run your fingers—and other appendages—through. Go ahead, dive in! Lilly Bell Jessica Starling Cherry Kiss Natalie...
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A newly confirmed nun…

A newly confirmed nun stepped into the confessional booth and told the priest, “Father, I never wear panties underneath my habit.” “That’s not very sinful,” the priest assured her. “Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar.”...
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After the birth of his daughter…

After the birth of his daughter, Morris was brooding in the maternity ward’s waiting room. Noticing the gloomy fellow, an obstetrician went over to him and asked, “Excuse me, but why the long face?” Morris replied, “To be honest, Doc, I didn’t want a daughter. I was hoping for a kid who had, you know,...
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Question: What is the ideal breakfast scenario for a married man?

Question: What is the ideal breakfast scenario for a married man? Answer: He’s eating eggs benedict, his mistress is the covergirl of the HUSTLER that just arrived in the mail, his son is the athlete pictured on the Wheaties box, and his wife’s photo is on the back of the milk carton....
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Zeke went to a tattoo shop and had the words…

Zeke went to a tattoo shop and had the words yes and no inked onto his pecker. As soon as he got home, he stripped in front of his wife Carrie, proudly showing off the aroused organ and his new tattoos. “What do you think, honey?” “What do I think?!” Carrie hollered. “You tell me...
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Jed was riding shotgun…

Jed was riding shotgun in Billy-Bob’s pickup when his buddy suddenly stopped and pointed at a farmer’s field. “That’s where I first had sex,” Billy-Bob recalled, misty-eyed. “How was it?” Jed asked. “Really great,” Billy-Bob replied, “until I saw that her mother was watching.” “Holy shit!” Jed exclaimed. “What did she say?” “Baaaaaa.”...
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Ken wanted to make….

Ken wanted to make something very clear to his wife: “When we’re screwing, don’t tell me to go deeper,” he suggested. “If I could, I would. You don’t hear me saying, ‘Be tighter.’”...
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Nerdy & Flirty, Geeky & Freaky

From entomology to mathematics, some of our favorite XXX performers share their egghead obsessions. Oftentimes, we only get to see one side of our favorite performers and creators, yet there is so much more bubbling below their sexy online and onscreen identities—and sometimes it’s a geeky and nerdy side! We spoke to a collection of...

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