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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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No Cum Dodging Allowed 14

Dating all the way back to 2003, No Cum Dodging Allowed is one of Jules Jordan’s longest-running series. And after two decades there are no signs of this jizz-soaked odyssey slowing down any time soon. What’s truly incredible, however (besides the dream team cast of cum-catching cuties), is how three of the five sperm donors have been around since the VHS era (Lex Steele, John Strong and Michael Stefano). It’s a kind of full-circle moment where past and present unite in perfect porn harmony. Speaking of perfection, Erin Everheart can do no wrong, banging out scene after scene of eye-rolling, hole-stuffing hardcore. Paired with the aforementioned legends of yore, Erin unleashes the beast with an airtight DP and double-anal drilling before slurping down their babies like a good girl. Petite treat Mina Luxx looks absolutely stunning with her mouth wrapped around a thick cock; one could easily lose an entire day watching her bounce up and down on Lex’s massive, rock-hard fuckstick. Spit-roasted and pounded every which way (double vag alert!), Mina is gifted with three creamy loads to gargle and gulp. AVN Performer of the Year Kira Noir is not messing around in this three-on-one for the ages, giggling her way through every known DP configuration. It is rare, however, that the fucking is overshadowed by a starlet’s genuine love of spunk—watching Kira play with her food is an unexpected treat that elevates an already great scene into something truly sublime. Batting cleanup (hehe) is none other than new-school anal princess Maddy May, who moans, squeals and drools her way through 28 minutes of intense, no-holes-barred fucking. Only two loads for Ms. May, but she is nonetheless appreciative of her gooey amuse bouche. No Cum Dodging Allowed 14 is hot heat from start to finish, guaranteed to drain your balls faster than these girls can swallow protein. —W.L.

Dating all the way back to 2003, No Cum Dodging Allowed is one of Jules Jordan’s longest-running series. And after two decades there are no signs of this jizz-soaked odyssey slowing down any time soon. What’s truly incredible, however (besides the dream team cast of cum-catching cuties), is how three of the five sperm...
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Erin Everheart, Mina Luxx, Kira Noir, Maddy May, Lexington Steele, Ramon Nomar, Michael Stefano, John Strong & Zac Wild.


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Mike John
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