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Nicole & Cytherea

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE JANUARY 2004 HUSTLER “After the police gather all the evidence and the coroner wheels the body out, someone has to clean up the mess at a murder scene. It’s not a glamorous job, but it helps if you have a fetish for true crime, like Cytherea...

Getting Your Groove Back

Feel like your sex drive has been stuck in neutral lately? Fear not, we have some crucial advice on how to get back on the road to sexual vitality. There are a plethora of reasons why your sex drive might be stuck in neutral. Maybe you’ve been with your partner for so long that sex...

Friday Funnies: Shop Till You Pop

It’s Black Friday—that annual post-Thanksgiving ritual when Americans everywhere flock to the shops and malls in a frenzied quest to score bargains and finish their holiday gift shopping. Hopefully, you’re doing the smart thing by browsing the e-tailer sites while digesting leftover turkey and pumpkin pie in your underwear, but you can still enjoy a...

Of course I do it…

“Of course I do it on the first date. How else would I know if I want a second date?”...

Sex in the Stars?

Can astrology really help you find the ideal porking partner, or is it all just a stellar load of bullshit? Astrology—what a bunch of crap. To me, it’s a heaping load of jibber jabber that people use as an excuse for their shortcomings, to avoid taking responsibility for the clown-shoe behavior that turns their lives...

Motorcycle Mamas: Badass Biker Babes

Let’s get ready to ride! HUSTLER interviews six badass XXX babes who love their bikes. Rocking leather and even lingerie, this group of motorcycle mamas live to hit the road, where they are guaranteed to turn heads…and leave you in the dust! HUSTLER MAGAZINE: You ride motorcycles! What made you hop on one? AMANDA LA...

Azura Grace

“Growing up, I was a little professor. I preferred reading and playing video games to hanging out with friends. I was the weird kid…and besides getting weirder with age, I haven’t changed that much! I still play video games for fun, and I like hiking and going to natural history...

Mickey Violet

“I represent the young Latinas in the adult industry. I’m a mix of ethnicities, including Spanish and Mexican. I was 21 when I started my porn career, but I’ve always been a sexual person, and the idea of having sex on camera appealed to me. So I signed with a...

Keira Croft

“I really, really love sex, and performing is all I want to do. I love masturbating, anal and creampies. Passionate, intimate sex turns me on, but so does some rough-ass manhandling. And I like sex with pretty much anybody, guy or girl, so for me, porn is really the perfect...

Mia Kay

“For as long as I can remember, I have been a big slut! I used to sneak out of the house and sneak boys into my room. I had a ton of friends with benefits, and I viewed them all as my little play toys. I was and still am...

Sierra Spunk

“Being a part of HUSTLER has been a fun, little goal of mine for quite a while,” proclaims Sierra Spunk from San Diego, California. “When I was a teenager, I hid in my grandfather’s bathroom and secretly looked at his HUSTLER magazines. I thought the women looked so beautiful and...

A man went to the police…

A man went to the police station so he could talk to the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” the desk sergeant snarled. “No, no, no!” the man exclaimed. “I just want to find out how the son of a bitch snuck into the house...

Remembering Saya Song

It is with alarming frequency that we mark the passing of our friends and family in the adult entertainment industry, and it hurts our hearts more with each tragic loss. On September 4, beloved performer and wonderful human being Saya Song died at their home in Michigan (source: XBIZ). Saya, 37, entered the industry in...

Tales From the Clit: Violet Myers

We’re going to have to rename this series “Porn Stars & Rappers,” because they are horny for each other 24/7. In this month’s installment, fan favorite Violet Myers delivers a delectable dose of celebrity hookup hotness: “When it comes to celebrities, I’ll shoot my shot. I went through this groupie phase and had a list...

Slay Belles

Eggnog, a roaring fire and babes who roast our chestnuts: These are the things that the holidays are made of. However or whatever you celebrate this time of year, we guarantee a holly, jolly good time in the company of festive femmes rocking the red, white and green of Noel HUSTLER-style! Naughty Canadian elf Katie...

Use Me

If you’ve ever fantasized about being someone else’s obedient sex toy, your fetish has a name: “Free Use.” The fantasy of being used, sexually, by anyone at any time can be a rush; but like any kink, it must be carefully negotiated and executed in a way where everyone feels respected and fulfilled. Nonconsent requires...

Say My Name

If you’ve ever been lost in the throes of passion and caught yourself calling out the name of someone other than the person you’re with, don’t panic, because you are in very good company. Fantasizing about other people during sex is perfectly normal, and we’re going to help you and your partner lean into it...

You know it’s bad when…

“You know it’s bad when Trump has more indictments in eight months than I’ve had blowjobs in 20 years.”...

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