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Goth Girls A-Go-Go

With Halloween nearly upon us, we get deliciously dark with some of XXX’s sexiest, spookiest beauties. October is typically considered a harbinger of all things spooky, dark and even the macabre—but there is a group of ghoulish girlies who celebrate that sentiment all year round: goths! Embracing the gothic lifestyle isn’t just dressing all in...

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“I thought lethal injection meant a hypodermic!”

“I thought lethal injection meant a hypodermic!”...

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“But things got worse today when I transferred in with the notorious Bird Man…”

“But things got worse today when I transferred in with the notorious Bird Man…”...

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“It doesn’t matter to me if you are guilty or not. My job is to defend you, hopefully to your last dollar.”

“It doesn’t matter to me if you are guilty or not. My job is to defend you, hopefully to your last dollar.”...

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“Scooter. Now that’s a nice name.”

“Scooter. Now that’s a nice name.”...

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“We’re sure that an ethical journalist of your stature won’t reveal the source of the cornholing!”

“We’re sure that an ethical journalist of your stature won’t reveal the source of the cornholing!”...

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GWAR: Return of the Scumdogs

The reigning kings of monster metal are back with a new tour and a revisitation of their concert special Scumdogs XXX Live. Nobody does gore-packed horror-rock quite like the self-proclaimed intergalactic fuckups GWAR. To mark the third anniversary of their pay-per-view special Scumdogs XXX Live, the band is hosting three worldwide screenings with the low...

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How Bad Do You Want Her?

Exploring the allure—and perils—of love and sex with a bad girl. Every sad sack who’s been left holding a dozen roses as his girl gets swept away on the back of a Harley by some long-haired dude named T-Bone fully understands that women love a bad boy. In the beginning of their dating years especially,...

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Friday Funnies: These Jokes Suck!

Ah, blowjobs—one of the truly great joys in life. Also high up there on the list of things that bring abundant happiness? A good laugh! So why not combine the two, and really have a ball? Join us as we yuk it up while they suck it up, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious...

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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 3

What’s not to love about nipples? Sensitive pleasure points, providers of sustenance, beacons of boner-inducing delight. Puffy, pointy, small, large—we celebrate the entire nipple spectrum. Join us as we salute these glorious anatomical wonders! Lika Star Nautica Amy Douxxx Vanessa Angel Lena Paul Kendra Spade Angela White Sybil...

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Sunday Funday: Mother-in-Law Muff

Hey, it’s National Mother-in-Law Day, and while it’s common to have tense relations with your spouse’s mom, that doesn’t have to be the case—in fact, the bond can be downright sexy! Don’t believe us? Check out this selection of sizzling couplings between horny wives and their MILFs-in-law… My Lesbian Mother-in-Law 2 I Fucked My Mother-in-Law...

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A Cherry-Poppin’ Good Time

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their stories about how they lost their virginity. We all remember our first time having sex. The thrill of finally “doing the deed” is typically ingrained in our minds, and all other sexual encounters are informed by that initial romp in the sheets, whether it was everything you...

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Dita Von Teese: The Femme Totale

For over 30 years, burlesque icon Dita Von Teese has dazzled us with her showmanship and pinup perfection. Now the celebrated author, performer, entrepreneur and goddess graces HUSTLER with a very special interview. Learn about the evolution of the art form; Dita’s love of corsets and stockings; her new book; and her history with HUSTLER....

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For Adults Only: Hardcore Animated Porn

Welcome to the world of hardcore animated content. Welcome to Adult Time, a premier platform for high-quality, hot-as-fuck series and films—Hentai Sex School and F.U.T.A. Sentai Squad to name just two. HUSTLER interviews Adult Time creators for explicit details on the burgeoning field of Triple-X-rated animated entertainment. Adult Time is a member-based platform that streams...

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November 2023

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Save Our Planet!

It has been a year of unmitigated disasters: Fires raged across Canada and ravaged Maui. The average high temperature in Phoenix for the month of July was 114.7 degrees. And as I write, Hurricane Idalia is devastating Florida and surging into the Southeastern states. In 2022 there were 18 weather/climate disaster events with losses exceeding...

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Dark Angel

Remember Ossuary Angel from the May 2022 issue (“Chills ’n’ Thrills”)? The flesh-eating vampire of your dreams (Vania, 2019) is back and bloodier than ever in A Corpse for Christmas (Blood Sick Productions), a punk-as-fuck slice of extreme horror that makes Pasolini’s Salò feel like a lighthearted romp. Angel plays Anri, a Philly metalhead who...

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Skimming the Surface

By no means are we trying to cramp your style, but have you considered worshiping ass as a gateway to anal sex? Hear us out: A 2022 survey reveals how, when it comes to butt play, 40% of women prefer the stimulation of touch to full-on penetration (source: PLOS One). This less invasive form of...

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Foxy in Flannel

Like jumping into a pile of leaves or carving a Thanksgiving turkey, nothing says autumn like the return of flannel shirts to your daily rotation. Rugged, fuzzy and oh, so comfy, a good flannel is like a hug you can wear. As with pretty much any fashion staple in existence, women just wear it better....

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Five Questions for a Fluffer

You may think fluffers in porn went the way of the dinosaurs, and you would be wrong. Dead wrong. These unsung heroes of the adult entertainment industrial complex are alive and well, doing God’s work by keeping dicks stiff and camera-ready. Laci Foxx reported for duty last June when Rebel Rhyder put out a call...

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Dungeon Monitors

It’s not exactly the kind of job your high school guidance counselor recommends, but who cares what a guidance counselor thinks? Suffice it to say, if kink is your calling and safety your mantra, then you may have what it takes to be a dungeon monitor. A dungeon monitor is sort of like a BDSM...

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Lo and Behold

Teresa Lo is the shit. The beloved HUSTLER contributor of nine years and stellar stand-up comedian is one of our favorite people on the planet, no cap. Now, on top of running her own company and cohosting the amazing Sex & Boba podcast, Lo is well on her way to becoming the next Kathryn Bigelow....

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Democracy vs. Hypocrisy

Republicans learn the hard way (again) that voters like freedom, rights and, yes, democracy… “These unnecessary off-cycle elections aren’t good for taxpayers, election officials or the civic health of our state,” Ohio’s chief elections official advised in late 2022. Secretary of State Frank LaRose was leading the fight to convince state lawmakers to ban August...

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Jenniffer Lee

Born and raised in Reno, Nevada, 19-year-old Jenniffer Lee is eager to get her feet wet as a nude model. “I really want to show myself off and make myself known,” the 5-foot-8 food industry worker professes. Wanna know a bit more about the scrumptious skin-mag rookie? “I’m bubbly, excitable...

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Heather 19_X

“Nude modeling is empowering and liberating,” declares Heather 19_X, a former dog groomer and pet sitter from Piscataway, New Jersey. “It’s an opportunity to express my sexuality and promote body positivity while being admired by many people, not to mention arousing them and myself.” The 5-foot-7 Garden Stater—who was born...

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Cheri Robinson

“I’ve been a HUSTLER fan for a while now and always thought the girls were so hot,” says Cheri Robinson, 27, from Chicago, Illinois. “It’s amazing to have the opportunity to be alongside them in the magazine. Plus, to be completely honest, I love to show off.” The 5-foot-4 Windy...

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Asshole of the Month: Tommy Tuberville

In the American South, aka the Bible Belt, two institutions reign supreme, with legions of fanatical devotees congregating on weekends to celebrate together. On Sundays they meet in Christian chapels, and on the preceding Saturdays, they convene in stadiums to worship college football teams with the same fervor. According to a Pew Research Center Religious...