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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Jenna Foxx

Welcome to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate Honeys so awesome, we’ve featured them no less than three times!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Jenna Foxx, a tall, busty drink of water from Vancouver, British Columbia, which is often referred to as Rain City—a bit ironic, since we’d consider Jenna to be...
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Connie Perignon’s Guide to Taiwan

Curious about the attractions and traditions of Taiwan? So were we. Luckily, escort/adult performer Connie Perignon agreed to be our tour guide to her homeland. Take notes! One of the best things about international adult entertainment stars is the learning opportunity that goes hand-in-hand with fandom. Who is this goddess on my screen, and where...
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Sex Drive 3: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Auto-Erotic

Hot chicks and hot cars—is there really any better combination? Yeah, we thought not. So climb behind the wheel with us for a wild trip with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Gas prices these days might be a bitch, but a joyride with these ladies will make you forget all about it! Angela White Valentina...
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Olivia Bentley

San Francisco, California’s Olivia Bentley, 42, owns an art studio and teaches classes when she’s spending nights at her own domicile. But the 5-foot-2 health-and-fitness buff has a second home—a legal cathouse in northern Nevada. “I’m affectionate and adventurous,” Olivia says. “I enjoyed my photo-shoot. I was turned on and played with myself...
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Samantha Jones

“Nudity should be celebrated and never censored,” proclaims Samantha Jones, 29, an actress and vegan activist from Toronto, Canada. “It’s an honor to be in your magazine. Thank you!” Samantha’s favorite TV show is The Real Housewives of Toronto, but the 5-foot-9 bombshell seems worthy of her own reality series....
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Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a good laugh, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. All rise—and have a hearty chuckle! “And I put it to you that your attire invited the alleged gang-bang!” “But if...
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Precinct by Precinct: A Plan to Save Democracy

The 2022 midterm elections might well be the most critical in all of U.S. history. Every House seat and 34 Senate seats are up for grabs. At stake are the majorities in both houses of Congress, plus control of the state legislatures that could be used to decide the Presidency in 2024. And you can...
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Totally Lubed Massage Sex

Fan favorites Kenzie Taylor, Tiffany Watson, Kayley Gunner and Paisley Porter demonstrate the art of massage sex. Well, perhaps not quite art. It’s more like they show off ample shiny slick butts and breasts and have loads of superhot sex. Order Totally Lubed Massage Sex today at AdultDVDEmpire.com. Kenzie Taylor Tiffany Watson Kayley Gunner Paisley...
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Busty Beauties

It’s been seven long years since we last brought you a collection of carefully curated tatas. And in those years HUSTLER has featured so many exceptionally beautiful models with exceptionally heavy breasts—we’re talking DDDs and even GGs—that we felt it was high time to show off these hellacious knockers. So without further ado, allow us...
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Let’s Get Serious About Gun Control

Gun violence has exploded with a vengeance in tandem with our growing anxieties over the global pandemic. The horrific mass shootings in Buffalo, New York, and Uvalde, Texas, in May dominated the headlines, but the incredible 17 subsequent mass shootings through Memorial Day weekend garnered less attention. In fact, by the end of May, there...
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Spencer Bradley

“I got married young, but it didn’t last long. After that, the floodgates opened, and I became kind of a slut. I lost track of how many men I was with before I got into porn, but let’s just say, it was a good amount. I was recruited into the...
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Harley Haze & Havana Bleu

“I love representing Latinas in the industry. I’ve got a big, bouncy booty and wide hips, and I’m passionate with my lovers. I started doing porn when I was 32, but being older than most girls doesn’t bother me. I view it as an asset. I’m more mature and experienced,...
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Tory Lane & Kurt Lockwood

Tory needs to get out of the big city to blow off some steam and blow a little smoke. She’s perfectly content at being one with nature—that is until the park ranger suddenly shows up to harsh her mellow. A veteran ranger, Kurt has seen a lot while making his...
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Mother’s Milk

Breasts…they’re the best. And we’ll take any opportunity to celebrate them in all of their engorged glory. So if you tell us that August 1 to 7 is World Breastfeeding Week, then pour us a warm glass of celebration! Breast milk is life, but it’s also the wellspring of lactophilia, aka erotic lactation. And if...
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Fighting Dirty

Yes, spoilers should be punishable by slow death, but if you haven’t seen Everything Everywhere All at Once yet, then this isn’t your lucky day, friend-o. Because we’re going to talk about one of the craziest scenes from a movie that is chock to the gills full of crazy: the “swinging ding-dong scene.” Without completely...
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Lights, Camera, Kink!

Reportedly, Angelina Jolie gets off on knife play, Ricky Martin enjoys golden showers, and Heidi Klum is into role-play! Shocking? Not really. The thing about fetishes is that you either have them or you don’t, and if you don’t, then you probably won’t understand. Consequently, fear of the unknown and coloring outside of the lines—sexually...
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Sock It to Me

If, like 30 Rock’s Liz Lemon, you harbor a “disgusting foot secret,” then boy, do we have some good news for you! No, it’s not a miracle ointment, but rather a sound argument for not taking off your socks in bed. As to the actual science behind it, well, that depends how much stock you...
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The Ballad of Leisure Suit Larry

Lumberjack lovers and adult gamers, unite! Logjam, the extremely NSFW indie release from developer Robert Yang, is a queer country bear jamboree, and we are here for every sweaty minute of it. Timber! Part of his gay sexuality series, Logjam is about a “middle-aged lumberjack daddy processing wood and other hard things.” And sex. Lots...
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Secret Cinema

Does porn make good directors great? How else do you explain the fact that so many of our favorite films, helmed by our favorite creative visionaries, were preceded by sexy smut and X-rated exploitation? Buried deep in the recesses of their filmographies, you’d be pleasantly surprised to learn whose canon crosses over into X-rated territory....
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The Casting Couch

Margot Robbie, Rhea Perlman, Ryan Gosling, Will Ferrell, Kate McKinnon—is anyone not appearing in Barbie?! This casting director needs to cool it with the nootropics. With all of these marquee names being tossed around like so much confetti, we can’t help but wonder, Where are the porn parodies? In fact, there are so many amazing...
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Jenesis Jade

“When I did some porn, it was a passion of mine to be featured in the best adult magazine,” recalls Jenesis Jade, 29, a stripper from Carson City, Nevada. “It took a while, but here I am!” The 5-foot-2 Silver Stater is up for letting us know all about her....
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Maya B

“A woman’s naked body is beautiful,” professes Maya B, 21, a nightclub security guard from Dobrin, Czech Republic. “I’m very happy with mine, especially my breasts. They’re wonderful to play with and look at.” In her spare time the 5-foot-3 skin-mag rookie enjoys working out, bicycling, streaming action flicks and...
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Unconventional Times

Historians and TV pundits are betting on a GOP sweep in November’s midterm elections. Don’t take the bet! In early May, when a Yahoo News/YouGov poll asked voters who they planned to vote for in this year’s midterm elections—a generic Republican candidate or a Democrat—they selected the Dem by a 5-percentage-point gap, 44% to 39%....
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Asshole of the Month: Marco Rubio

During his failed Presidential campaign in 2016, U.S. Senator Rubio was nicknamed “Little Marco” by Trump. Trump loved dishing out folksy monikers to belittle opponents, mostly dumb schoolyard bully taunts, but he may have really hit the mark with Rubio. Not because Marco stands only 5-9, but because he seems to possess a genuine Napoleonic...

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