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Orgies, Demons and Blood Freaks!

Behold the adventures of Professor Dario Bava, where religion, monsters, sex and gore collide in gloriously pulpy fashion. Horror tales have always been among the most sensuous of storytelling genres. Therefore, it is natural that sex is often considered part and parcel of the genre. Some of the most gratuitously sexy horror films were produced...
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Bedazzled Beavers

Some of our favorite XXX performers provide penetrating insight about their genital piercings. Vaginas are magical. The color, the scent, the taste—every pussy has its own unique and wonderful elements. Now, add some bling and sparkle to a snatch, and it’s even better! I interviewed a group of pierced porn stars about their underwear-region adornments...
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Friday Funnies: Hellish Humor Vol. 2

Looking for a hell of a good laugh? We’ve got you covered. It’s time to turn up the heat and enjoy a few chuckles, courtesy of Old Scratch and his Hades-dwelling minions.  And when you’re done with these damned funny knee-slappers, make sure to check out our first installment of Hellish Humor here!  “I wanted...
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Alexis Adams

“All natural 34Cs, my boobs definitely get me attention. They popped up out of nowhere my junior year. During school you couldn’t tell because we had a dress code, but when I went out, people would always say, ‘Wow! When did you get titties?’ “I’m a Scorpio, extremely sexual and...
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HUSTLER’s Shady Ladies

Summer’s here, and the sun is working overtime—time to break out the shades and protect those peepers! Speaking of your eyes, they’re in for a treat, courtesy of these sunglasses-sporting HUSTLER Honeys!  Never mind the sun; these scorching beauties are reason enough to slip on the shades. Safety first, people! Enjoy… Angela White Gina Maria...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alexis Adams

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alexis Adams. A doll-faced beauty with a jaw-dropping rack, Alexis hails from Tampa, Florida, which is often referred to as Cigar City—and Alexis is definitely smoking-hot enough to live up to that moniker....
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Nadia White: Grappling With Desire

Wrestler. XXX goddess. Horror-film scream queen. Meet the Renaissance woman of your dreams (and maybe a nightmare or two). Linnea Quigley, Jamie Lee Curtis, Neve Campbell… Nadia White? Of course, “Scream Queen” is just one of the many hats that Nadia wears as she continues to blaze a bloody path that puts her on a...
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Technicolor Treats

Prepare to put yourself in a delightfully hairy situation with some of the most colorfully coiffed beauties in the sex business. Hair styles and hair colors are two of the most effective ways that one can make a statement with one’s personal appearance. Combine that with sex work and you have the makings of a...
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Busty Blond Babes 6: Hardcore Edition

Big breasts bouncing and swaying through a furious fuck. Massive milk mounds wrapped around a stiff cock for a luscious titty-hump. Thick loads of man-milk splashed across giant, heaving mammaries—such are the joys of sex with busty blondes.  With that in mind, dive into a special Hardcore Edition of Busty Blond Babes—and when you’re done...
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 2

Need a few good laughs? Ready to go to the dogs? Join us for an uproarious exploration of canine-centric comedy, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead; get into some ruff stuff! “Sometimes I’m really sorry we got a watchdog.” “This is the only thing we ever do together anymore.” “I’m not...
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The Brian Jonestown Massacre: Still Killing It

After decades of creating jaw-dropping music, The Brian Jonestown Massacre continues to blow minds at a breakneck speed. Band leader Anton Newcombe pauses long enough to discuss lineup changes, saying no to everything and the group’s 19th album, Fire Doesn’t Grow on Trees. Anton Newcombe has been called a lot of things over the years:...
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Annie

“A big portion of my life I have had people tell me I can’t do things or ‘You won’t make it.’ I know that this is not the case, and I know that I can do anything I set my mind to. From completing all four years of high school...
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Friday Funnies: You Want Flies With That?

In the mood for some truly buzzworthy humor? You’re in luck, because we’re winging it in the best possible way with a collection of HUSTLER cartoons featuring the common but comical insect known as the fly.  Go ahead, come fly with us! “Why the shit-eating grin?” “Look, ya want beer, wine or whiskey, fine. But...
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Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 2

It’s National Tattoo Day once again, so naturally we’re celebrating the inked-up ladies of HUSTLER who’ve treated their delectable bodies as works of art—this time from our world-renowned amateur contest Beaver Hunt!  Behold these illustrated babes who have been generous enough to share their beautiful bodies and elaborate ink work with the world—thank you, ladies!...
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Fuck You, Goodbye!

Getting in one last screw with your partner before you call it quits might seem tempting, but beware—there are definite pitfalls to breakup sex. They say breaking up is hard to do. Well, they don’t know the half of it.  Anyone who has ever tried to sever ties with a long-term partner—doesn’t matter whether it’s...
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Beaver of the Year Contest

Meet the 2022 Beaver of the Year winner and cast your vote for the uninhibited hottie who you think should take the title of Beaver of the Year next. Now’s your chance; make your voice heard! 2022 Beaver of the Year: Fanny Limones ISSUE: July ’21 | AGE: 26 | HEIGHT: 5-2 “I enjoy my...
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs Vol. 3

If you’re hearing a giant sucking sound right about now, don’t be alarmed—it just means that our latest salute to fellatio is here! That’s right, we’re once again celebrating HUSTLER Honeys as they get slurpy and sloppy with hard dicks in their mouths. Come one, come all—these pics are a real mouthful! Binky Beaz Sydney...
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Down to Clown

If hot babes in brightly colored wigs and greasepaint makeup get you off, you’re in luck. Join us as we get some jollies in the world of clown porn. The word clown conjures up strong reactions in people. Laughter. Terror. Orgasms. Yes, you read that right!  Yup, there is a niche in the wide world...
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Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Part 5

We hope you don’t mind us butting in, but it’s time for another mouthwatering collection of tantalizing tushies, rousing rear ends and amazing asses, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys! Join us on a cheeky adventure as we take the back road and enjoy the amazing views. And when you’re done here, check out...
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Angela White

“Summer is my favorite time of the year. I grew up next to the beach in Australia, so I’ve spent a lot of my life in bikinis. I love swimming, paddle boarding and snorkeling. “I gave my first blowjob in the back of a panel van. In fact, a lot...
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Jojo Kiss

“I lost my virginity to a girl and a dude the same month. In my personal life I’ve fucked more women, but I’ve probably been in more relationships with men. I tend to be headstrong, and men seem to be more accepting of that. But don’t get me wrong. In...
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Shacking Up: A Survival Guide

Deciding to cohabitate with your partner is a big move in more ways than one. Here are some essential tips on creating a home, sweet home together. The prospect of moving in with a partner can be equally exciting (so many more opportunities for sex) and terrifying (oh right, we have to share a bathroom)....
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 3

We’re well into the dog days of summer—and what better way to beat the heat than with a few good laughs?  With that in mind, enjoy a few canine-centric chuckles courtesy of this doggone funny collection from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead; go to the dogs—they don’t call them Man’s Best Friend for nothing....
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Jenna Foxx

“I’m a country girl. I like to ride horses and dune buggies. I love being outside, and I even have a tricked-out Jeep! I grew up in Canada, but these days I’m living in California. If I ever left the United States, I’d like to end up somewhere in Europe,...
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HUSTLER’s Cowgirl Honeys

It’s the National Day of the Cowboy—and while cowboys are great and all, aren’t cowgirls even more awesome? Of course they are! So let’s saddle up and ride with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys as they get buck-naked and wild.  Jana Cova  Emily Willis Jenna Fox Hayden Hawkens Laura Bentley Cindy & Bobbie Hannah Harper...

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