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Asshole of the Month: Clarence Thomas

It’s often said that people get more conservative as they grow older. People who were party animals in their teens and 20s eventually get married, have children, pay a mortgage and worry about their children’s future as much as their own. But it doesn’t necessarily translate into political conservatism. Then there are the assholes who...

Republicans are pushing legislation to ban anything…

“With abortion rights now outlawed, Republicans are pushing legislation to ban anything that interferes with the conception process, including condoms, morning-after pills, blowjobs, masturbation and clothes hangers.”...

When I learned…

“When I learned, ‘You are what you eat,’ I realized I was fucking nuts!”...

This Way Madness Lies

As your rights and freedoms are struck down, the corrupt Supreme Court majority is now anything but “conservative.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically predictable. We know this because at the end of its 2021 term a frequent guest on my syndicated radio program, The BradCast, forecast precisely what has now happened....

Pro-Choice Not Completely Aborted

The once unthinkable has happened: The conservative cabal on the Supreme Court has overturned Roe v. Wade, and many states’ trigger laws now make it unlawful or impossible for women to get a legal abortion. Eight states have even banned the abortion pill mifepristone. Only 13% of Americans wanted to see Roe overturned, according to...

This Way Madness Lies

AS YOUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS ARE STRUCK DOWN, THE CORRUPT SUPREME COURT MAJORITY IS NOW ANYTHING BUT “CONSERVATIVE.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically predictable. We know this because at the end of its 2021 term a frequent guest on my syndicated radio program, The BradCast, forecast precisely what has now happened....

Blunt Bunny

“I’ve gained a lot of self-confidence through modeling, especially when I’m nude,” declares Blunt Bunny, 24, from Houston, Texas. “During the pandemic lockdowns I started taking my OnlyFans content more seriously, and it’s paying off. I’ve also been eating healthier, working out more and running my online cosmetic company, Blunt...

LaLa Tada

“I think of nude modeling as an expressive art form,” says LaLa Tada, 39, a former healthcare provider from Las Vegas, Nevada. “Being in HUSTLER is a huge honor. I’ve wanted to do this since I turned 18. To see it happening after a 12-year break from modeling is surreal...

A macho man married a gorgeous younger woman and…

A macho man married a gorgeous younger woman and quickly laid down the law: “I’ll come home whenever I want to, and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I’ll expect a scrumptious dinner every night, unless I tell you that I won’t be coming home. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing with my...

A young lad went to confession…

A young lad went to confession. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he said. “I have been with a loose girl.” “Is that you, Joey?” the priest asked. “Yes, Father.” “And who was the girl you were with?” the priest inquired. “I cannot say,” Joey replied. “Was it Theresa?” “I’ll never tell,” Joey responded....

Dammit Henry

“Dammit, Henry! We’ve been trying to sell this asshole a Bible for 20 years. If we can’t beat him, I say join him!”...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alexa Grace

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alexa Grace, a blond stunner from Orlando, Florida—often referred to as The City Beautiful, and in the case of this particular resident, that’s quite the appropriate nickname indeed.  Alexa made her first big...

Granny-Banging Grandeur

Senior citizens need love, too—and with the experience they’ve racked up over the decades, they just might be the best lays you’ve ever had. We tend to view the elderly as if they’re all sweet, feeble, god-fearing creatures who really appreciate when some strapping young lad comes along to help them across the street: Why,...

Alyssa Bounty

“It was always my dream to be a famous actress. To be practical, I studied medicine in college, but it was so boring! One day an agency texted me, asking if I wanted to be an adult actress. I thought of my childhood dream and figured why not give it...

Tiffany Rayne

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE MAY 2006 HUSTLER Now here’s a babe who really loves her job. “I’ve always been really into sex and open to everything,” Tiffany declares, “so I figured why not be a porn star. I thought, If someone is going to pay me to fuck, why not?!”...

Hazel Grace

“I’m from Alabama, and I had a pretty good life growing up. I listened to country music, played volleyball and spent a ton of time outside. My family was huge! My parents adopted 60 kids, and I was the baby, so I was really spoiled. “I was pretty promiscuous in...

Bree Strokes

“I decided to model nude because I finally feel sexy and confident enough in my skin to do so,” professes Bree Strokes, 23, a lifeguard from Climax, Virginia. “Being naked makes me feel happy and free. I’m able to be myself.” The 5-foot-3 neophyte continues, “I’m bubbly, friendly and funny....

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