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HUSTLER Classic: Ramping Up the Action

Never mind the X Games; if you’re looking for some truly hot skateboarding action, might we suggest some XXX games? Join us for a trip down Memory Lane to the April 2002 issue of HUSTLER and, specifically, the pictorial “Jasse & Randy: Trick Off.”  Lensed by photographer Clive McLean, the pictorial shared the story of...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Angela White

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Angela White, a brunette knockout from Australia, which is often referred to as the Land Down Under—somewhat ironic, really, since this beauty has some big things going for her up top. (And yes,...

Sex After Death

Getting back into the sexual swing of things after the loss of a partner can be difficult, but moving on and getting busy is a vital part of the healing process. Death is a hell of a cockblocker. One minute a dude is shacked up with a sweet piece of ass—someone who, after all these...

Hotwife Summer

Three of our favorite hotwives tell us about the sizzling ways they’ve been spending the hot season. Wouldn’t it be awesome if hotwives did a hotwife report about their sexy summers and all the amazing extramarital sex they’ve been having with the loving support of their husbands? Good news, fellow hotwife fans: YOUR WISH HAS...

Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 2

Need a little lift? Today’s your lucky day! There are very few finer sights than a beautiful woman in high heels and nothing else—it’s the perfect combination of elegance and carnality.  With that in mind, join us as we celebrate HUSTLER Honeys sporting this timeless look. Prepare to get pumped! Octavia Red Aspen Rae Brett...

JC Wilds

“I’m a giver in bed. I like blowjobs because of the pleasing, erotic aspect of it. A little while back this one guy spit in my mouth while I was on my knees, and then he throat-fucked me. It was sexy as hell—I had never been throat-fucked like that. “When...

Friday Funnies: Humor to Die For Vol. 2

Looking for a few killer jokes? You’re in luck! Prepare to laugh in the face of death with this collection of outrageous HUSTLER cartoons.  Be careful, though—you just might die laughing! “His last will and testament is rather simple.” “Your mother’s obituary ran today. Finally some good news in the paper!”  “My dad was real...

Sex Workers, Monkeypox and the Vaccine Crisis

Sex workers face unique risks from the monkeypox outbreak and unique obstacles to vaccination. Thankfully, advocates are working to correct this dangerous situation. On August 5th, 2022, the Los Angeles LGBT Center and PASS, a non-profit organization dedicated to the health and safety of workers in the adult industry, co-hosted a monkeypox vaccine clinic for...

Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 11

It’s that time again; we’re celebrating hot HUSTLER Honeys in their scanties as they strip down and show off the goods underneath. Go ahead, enjoy the panty raid—and when you’re done here, check out our previous editions of Lingerie Lovedolls here! Jade Nile Gulliana Alexa Sophia Jade Victoria Lynn Kenna James Jezabel Vessir Cadey Mercury...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Casey Calvert

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention, affection and erections on Casey Calvert, a sexual dynamo who hails from Gainesville, Florida—and this Sunshine State native definitely heats us up plenty.  This kink-friendly kitten made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers with the...

Assume the Position!

Which sex position is best for getting a woman off? We dive into the sexy science in search of answers. Doggy-style. Cowgirl. Reverse-cowgirl. Spoon. Standing. Missionary… Any of these positions can make a woman come, but a new study found that one of them is tops when it comes to reaching a screaming O.  According...

Squirting Sirens

Grab your raincoat and umbrella, because you’re about to get soaked! Some of our favorite XXX performers spilled their secrets to us about the art of squirting. Prepare for a wet and wild time as we open the floodgates! FIRST-TIME FOUNTAINS HUSTLERMagazine.com: Tell us about the first time you squirted. Mistress Esme: I was given...

Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 5

Pardon us for butting in, but we don’t think you’ll mind in this case! We’re rearing up once again for another salute to beautiful behinds, rousing rumps and drool-inducing derrieres, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Go ahead, dive in; you’d feel like a real ass if you missed out on this! JC Wilds...

Alexa Grace

“My friends describe me as carefree. I see myself as adventurous! I’m also sexy, strong and independent—kind of like HUSTLER Magazine. It’s a place for people who are passionate and who speak up, and that’s definitely me. On Twitter I’m vocal about women’s rights, the #MeToo movement and fighting racism....

Caught in the Act!

It happens to everyone at some point—you’re happily banging away when someone (perhaps even a relative) walks in on you mid-thrust. Here’s how to handle one of the most embarrassing fucking situations to plague mankind. When a couple gets caught with their pants down—and we’re talking quite literally—the initial reaction among sane people is typically...

Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 3

In the mood for some arresting humor? You’re in luck, because we’re getting frisky with a collection of police-themed humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Stop in the name of laughter and take a moment to enjoy a few good chuckles.  “That’s not what I meant when I said, ‘Assume the position!’” “Hold it right...

My First Day on a Porn Set

The first day starting any job is a stressful one. Will my boss like me? Are my coworkers going to be annoying? Will I do well? Now take all that and throw in stripping naked in front of strangers and making them come! Below, we take a stroll down memory lane and reminisce with your...

Hot for Teacher

Remember school? If you’d rather not, you are not alone. Between the Guantanamo-grade bullying and circus-grade cafeteria food, being a schoolkid is not exactly fodder for rose-hued nostalgia. But every so often the heavens seemed to smile down upon us and deliver an angel unto the pubescent hellscape of our young lives. It can be...

Canary in the Strip Club

Strippers can teach us oodles about the world we live in. And in a free market economy, no one is better equipped to predict the future than those who deal in lap dances and pole gymnastics. When an economy is hurtling toward recession, strippers are the veritable canary in the coal mine. A dancer who...

Raye of Hope

Stop us if this sounds familiar: You want to try something new in the bedroom or wherever you enjoy throwing down. You summon the courage and make your move, only to be met with confusion. Or worse, laughter. Cue embarrassment and shame. We really feel for Anonymous, who wrote to Slate.com asking for help after...

Boy Toy Joy

Emma Thompson, you’ve done it again! We’re referring, of course, to Thompson’s latest screen triumph, the sexy yet profoundly sensitive Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, in which she plays a retired widow who hires an attractive male escort to guide her through a hefty laundry list of unfulfilled desires. Critical praise notwithstanding, it’s become...

Literary Smut

If you’re a fan of twisted porn parodies full of heart and hot fucking, then chances are that WoodRocket has been on your radar for quite some time. Now the director of such contemporary classics as Mr. Rimjob’s Neighborwood and Aladdick is blessing us with a smutty literary imprint to class up our bookshelves. The...

Love What You Do

Can too much of a good thing not be good? If we’re talking about donuts or cocaine, yes, absolutely—consume that shit in moderation or reap the consequences. But porn? Hook it to our veins! And what if, on top of watching, you were paid to do so? Too good to be true, right? Likely a...

Normcore Kink

Let it be said for the umpteenth time that HUSTLER never has and never will engage in the act of kink shaming. So long as it’s safe, consensual and we’re outside of the splash zone, then you have our full support. But what happens when the shamer becomes the shamee? Once upon a time, conversations...

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