In spite of what I’m about to do, I want you to know I do really respect you!
“In spite of what I’m about to do, I want you to know I do really respect you!”...
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You have your social media and I have mine!
“You have your social media and I have mine!”...
A priest and a rabbi were sitting together…
A priest and a rabbi were sitting together on an intercity bus. After discussing current events, sports and the weather, the conversation turned to religion. “I can’t believe you don’t eat pork,” the priest remarked. “Have you ever tasted it, even just once?” “Well, I admit that I once did try a small piece of...
Oh that’s the American corporations’ constitution.
“Oh, that’s the American corporations’ constitution.”...
Nick said to his best friend Alex…
Nick said to his best friend Alex, “Close your curtains the next time you’re boning your wife. All the neighbors were laughing their asses off at you last night.” “The joke is on those nosy bastards,” Alex responded. “Shit, I wasn’t even at home last night.”...
Question: What do a mother’s breasts and a train set have in common?
Question: What do a mother’s breasts and a train set have in common? Answer: Both are intended for kids, but it’s the father who always ends up playing with them....
Well, yes, of course… after all, this is the head office
“Well, yes, of course…after all, this is the head office.”...
I think replacing our mission statement with a HUSTLER Magazine is the…
“I think replacing our mission statement with a HUSTLER Magazine is the best damn idea this company has ever had!”...
Asshole of the Month: Kevin Stitt
Oklahoma is the latest state reverting to the Dark Ages, when women had to use a coat hanger or seek a back-alley quack to get an abortion, thanks largely to Governor Kevin Stitt, another Bible-thumping Republican troglodyte. He signed off on the new bill that will charge any medical professional terminating a pregnancy at any...
Amari Anne
“When you feel confident, it’s easier to please yourself and your partner. Before I got into adult, I was a go-go dancer in Miami, and dancing gave me the confidence and freedom to express myself. I could be creative and do what I love to do—perform. I liked wearing sexy...
Jazmin Luv
“In my free time, I love to paint and smoke weed. I was a huge stoner chick in high school. I’d get high with my friends during study hall, and then we’d skip the day. I’m glad that as an adult I don’t have to do a traditional nine-to-five. I...
Tiana
“I’m a crazy cat lady. I have two fur babies, Sushi and Tuna, and I’m so obsessed that I buy them cute little outfits and push them around in a pink stroller. They even have their own Instagram page. When I’m not cuddling my kitties, I like to make funny...
Sophia Jade
“My favorite books are Story of the Eye by Georges Bataille and Justine by Marquis de Sade. They express limitless nihilism, which I gravitate toward as a healthy anarchist who believes in hedonism. I own a snake and a tarantula, and I collect knives, records and taxidermy. My friends would...
Ginger & Prilla
CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE HOLIDAY 2004 HUSTLER Ginger and Prilla are normally the law-abiding type, but some temptations are impossible to resist. When an armored car crashes near the gals’ workplace and cracks open like a piñata, the two minimum wagers can’t help themselves. Picking up as much cash as...
Josie Qu
It’s Beaver Hunt’s 46th birthday, and here’s a bush-sporting newbie photographed by a July ’21 Beaver. “I’m extremely excited to pose nude in HUSTLER,” declares Josie Qu, 29, a phone-sex operator from Chicago, Illinois. “It’s been my dream since I first saw your magazine in 2014, when I was a...
Holly Hotwife
“Being published in a legendary magazine such as HUSTLER is a dream come true,” says Holly Hotwife, 40, a “free-spirited, jet-setting exhibitionist” from Houston, Texas. “I’m a Libra,” Holly points out, “so balance and peace are important in my everyday life. My hobbies are modeling, going to concerts and festivals,...
Corporate Greed Is Exploiting Inflation
It’s long been a truism that Americans vote their pocketbooks over most other issues. That’s why recent polls show inflation as the number-one concern for a majority of us. At over 7%, inflation is eating into all of our budgets and making life especially hard for those on a limited income. There are many causes...
Heat Pumps for Peace & Freedom!
It may not be sexy, but new electrified tech can help defeat a Russian tyrant and save the planet with the stroke of Joe Biden’s pen. Authoritarianism will not defeat itself. Years-long efforts—militarily, economically, morally—were required during World War II to end it in Germany, Italy, Japan and elsewhere. Decades of such efforts by democratic...
The Lowdown on Going Down
Not sure that you’re giving proper lip service to your partner during oral sex? Don’t worry, our panel of pros will help you lick your insecurity in no time! Eating pussy can be…intimidating (to say the least). Every woman’s snatch is like a snowflake—no two are alike, and the ways they orgasm are equally unique!...
