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You Want Me to Do What?!

Cam performers and content creators share the most unusual requests they’ve received from their customers. No one knows kinks and fetishes better than cam models and custom content creators. We gathered a few fan favorites and asked them to share their wildest and most unconventional fan requests. Grab a pen and some paper, you might...

Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Part IV

Sometimes getting behind on things isn’t all that bad—in fact, it can be pretty great! Don’t believe us? Check out the beautiful behinds on these HUSTLER Honeys! We know the middle of the week can be a tough grind, so to ease the pain we’re putting on a parade of fine fannies, cute cabooses and...

Summer Sebastian

“I personally enjoy HUSTLER Magazine,” states Summer Sebastian, 29, from Sunrise, Florida. “It’s great fun modeling nude. I’m a bisexual free spirit and 100% open-minded.” Talk about beauty and brains! The 5-foot-0 newbie is an honor society member currently studying in the medical field. “I want to be a coroner,”...

Cherry Ferretti

This “computer nerd at heart” was a Texas resident when she made her Beaver Hunt debut in 2009. “More than anything, I want to be a famous porn star,” vowed the determined skin-biz beginner. “I may look like the sweet-and-innocent girl-next-door, but I’m anything but.…I love to please by giving...

Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition

Sure, when it comes to bodies of water, beavers are best known for hanging out near rivers, streams and ponds, but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll spot one while at the beach—and it’s quite the wondrous sight to behold indeed. With temperatures rising and beach weather looming in the not-so-distant future, we hit the sand...

Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming Vol. 2

Ready for some humor that’s truly out of this world? Prepare yourself for a close encounter of the hilarious kind, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archive! “Man, they certainly have us figured out…” “We’re over the Flynt Building. Let’s abduct HUSTLER attorney Paul Cambria and shove this probe up his ass!”...

Maya Grand

“I’m originally from Minnesota, and I’m half-Native American. My heritage is important to me, and I’m really into sharing Native American history and fighting for environmental issues. Besides activism, I like working out, cooking and hanging with my pets. “I watched my fair share of porn before I got into...

Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. 6

It’s Memorial Day Weekend, the unofficial beginning of summer (and not a moment too soon)! When summer rolls around, of course, our minds turn to one thing: hot chicks in skimpy two-piece swimsuits. With that said, let’s get summer off to a rousing start with these bikini-clad beauties. And when you’re done here, dive into...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Melody Jordan

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Melody Jordan, a copper-topped enchantress from West Virginia—also known as the Mountain State, which is appropriate, since Melody has certainly brought many fans to new heights of ecstasy. Melody made her first big...

Sole Sisters Vol. 2

We celebrate National Go Barefoot Day with a collection of fantastic feet, sizzling soles and tantalizing toes. It’s National Go Barefoot Day, a day to celebrate the joy of kicking off your shoes and letting your feet roam free and easy in the fresh air and sunshine. And what better way to mark the occasion...

Kaitlyn Katsaros

“My heart is definitely with the adult industry,” declares Kaitlyn Katsaros, 22, a former flooring design technician from Phoenix, Arizona. “Now I’m all about taking the extra steps to succeed as an internet model and performer. Appearing in HUSTLER is an awesome step.” Admittedly “outgoing, wild and expressive,” the 5-foot-0...

Shear Lunacy

Yes, modern grooming habits dictate that guys should prune their pubic bushes. But beware, fellas; manscaping can lead to a close shave in more ways than one. Any man who consumes his weight in porn has likely found himself more than a little perplexed about how those dudes get their balls shaved down to the...

Passport to Pleasure

Some of our favorite jet-setting performers share what it’s like to shoot XXX overseas, as opposed to the United States. Porn is a worldwide phenomenon. It reaches every corner of the earth—well, maybe not some caves; bad wifi and all, but pretty much everywhere!  Likewise, the international demand for popular and amazing performers has motivated...

Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked, Vol. 3

Hey, sugar, looking for some company? Well, you’re in luck, because we have a gut-busting and nut-busting experience for you, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Let’s hit the streets for a humorous stroll that will leave you totally hooked! “Whoever said ‘Knowledge is power’ was full of shit. Blowjobs rule the world!” “Wow! All the...

Happy Trails and Beaver Tails

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we believe in the importance of exposing yourself to nature—especially if you’re a hot chick who delights in the joy of stripping down in the great outdoors! So we’re hitting the Beaver Hunt trail with a collection of beauties who dare to go bare in the fresh air and sunshine. So take...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Maya Grand

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Maya Grand, an elegant beauty from Minneapolis, Minnesota, which is also known as the City of Lakes—an especially apt nickname in this case, as we certainly wouldn’t mind diving into Maya and exploring...

Hot Asses, Nice Glasses

Some people say that men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses. Well, we say those people are absolute asses! In honor of National Eyewear Day, we celebrate HUSTLER babes who rock the specs while oozing sex. Their vision might need correction, but they sure give us an erection! Natalia Starr Victoria James Four...

Welcome to Microdosing: An Interview With Psychedelic Pioneer James Fadiman, Ph.D.

James Fadiman is a legendary pioneer in the field of psychedelics. Exploring the brave new world of medical, artistic and liberational uses of LSD and psilocybin, he virtually invented the use of “microdosing” small quantities of psychedelic drugs and in the process revolutionized the world of psychotherapy. Fadiman’s historic journey began as a 1960s Harvard...

Marsha Warfield: Standout Stand-Up

If anyone has seen Marsha Warfield’s El Dorado, please let her know. The beloved ride, purchased as a gift to herself upon landing Night Court, is (sadly) no longer in her possession. She misses it, but that was then, this is now, and she’s too busy burning up the comeback trail to be looking in...

Web Faves

In 2019 we launched our outstanding new site HUSTLERMagazine.com, showcasing 48 years of HUSTLER, daily stories, bonus galleries and videos, outrageous cartoons and so much more. Now, three years later, we are presenting your online favorites: the top ten most-viewed HUSTLER beauties. Congratulations to the sizzling sensations who appear on these pages. And keep logging...

Babes With Bumps

Forget the “glow” and all that Hallmark movie hooey—pregnant women are sexy, horny and very high on our to-do list. What’s got us all hot and bothered for red-hot mamas-to-be? Rewind to spring, when Us Weekly posted a compilation of celeb mom ”pregnancy sex” confessions. We were particularly taken with what Kristen Bell had to...

Dare to Hair

Apart from lining hamster cages and soaking up urinal overflow, the New York Post is usually good for a laugh or two in the “who writes this shit” department. And occasionally, when they’re not busy outing OnlyFans creators, you get gems like this one: Gen Z gals on growing out their body hair—it’s “sexy” and...

Good News, Bad News

Beware of state legislators bearing good news, for it will surely be a Trojan horse. As reported by NBC, in March the Colorado House of Representatives voted unanimously in favor of Bill 1288 (HB1288), which would “grant victims and witnesses of violent crime immunity from prostitution-related charges when reporting the crime to police.” At the...

Into the Wild

The vernacular is a little different, but I think we can all agree that “hedge porn” (as it’s known across the pond) is a rite of passage for all proud pervs of a certain age. In the U.K., iNews columnist Dr. Kate Lister unwittingly opened Pandora’s box in asking readers for their stories about the...

Porn in the USA

Oh, say can you see…the sexy red, white and blew-my-mind photos we snagged of America’s favorite X-rated sweethearts? Readers of course know that our annual Anniversary Issue (coming this July!) is awash in the colors of Old Glory, sometimes playfully, other times provocatively (our 2017 flag hijab cover caused quite the stir—mission accomplished!). Our dear...

XXX Etiquette

Did you hear the one about the airline passenger who got upgraded to first-class because the guy seated next to her was watching porn in plain sight? Actress Melanie Schofield, 19, posted the whole thing to TikTok and told the Daily Dot how the passenger in question was an absolute dick about the whole thing,...

Poking her head from the bathroom…

Poking her head from the bathroom of the hotel’s honeymoon suite, a young bride cooed, “Honey, would you like me to wear my new black teddy?” Sighing, her impatient husband grunted, “I would like nothing better.”...

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