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Outrageous! Irreverent! Funny! HUSTLER Cartoons

Outrageous! Irreverent! Funny! They were the words Larry Flynt used to describe what he was looking for in a HUSTLER cartoon, and Larry considered the cartoons to be as important, if not more important than any other element of his magazine. In a single frame they have the ability to convey biting political satire, thought-provoking...

Happy Anniversary, HUSTLER!

HUSTLER Magazine is celebrating 48 wonderful years and the positive growth we’ve seen in the XXX industry through these years. Adult entertainment has matured to new heights of professionalism. Today’s performers take pride in their brand and control of their careers. They connect with fans and create and market their own content. We are proud...

Tom was looking out his window one night as an elderly couple staggered…

Tom was looking out his window one night as an elderly couple staggered up to the wire fence behind his apartment building. Much to his surprise, the old lady lifted her skirt, and the old man dropped his trousers. As he moved in, his partner leaned against the fence. Suddenly the two seniors were having...

A drunkard was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed…

A drunkard was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs of the Catholic church and into the nave, where he stumbled from pew to pew. He eventually found a confessional booth and stepped inside. Meanwhile a priest had been observing the tipsy fellow’s travails. Figuring the...

The Corruption of Clarence Continues

The U.S. Supreme Court Justice and his wife have undermined the law of the land for decades… but we let them. With his Publisher’s Statements, Larry Flynt established a nearly 50-year tradition of punching well above his political weight. His commentaries often cut straight to the bone of the day’s politics, even as the American...

Asshole of The Month: Samuel Alito

Since the dawn of civilization, human progress has often been slow: two steps forward, one step back…repeat. And it’s always the old guard—the tight-assed priests or rich, Ivy league frat boys—who turn the clock back, usually because their privileges are threatened or they think all contemporary problems can be solved by returning to the romanticized...

Scarlit Scandal

“I love a morning blunt. I’m a stoner, for sure. The other day I shook hands with Cheech from Cheech and Chong, and that was a dream for me! When I’m not working, I like to shop, watch YouTube videos and dance, especially when no one’s watching. But I do...

Casey Calvert

“In 2013 I was on the cover of HUSTLER’s Taboo, and I had the best time going into the little sex shop in my hometown in Florida and buying a bunch of issues. It was so much fun; I felt so famous. “I’m proud that I’ve found ways to evolve...

HUSTLER Classic: Sweet Kiwi

Kiwi can be a mouthwatering treat in more ways than one.  Take, for instance, the July ‘02 cover and centerfold HUSTLER pictorial “Kiwi: Slow Hand,” featuring a delectable morsel that any guy would love to savor until the juices run down his chin.  The pictorial, lensed by photographer Clive McLean, featured a mahogany-hued beauty with...

After his wife was seriously injured in an automobile accident…

After his wife was seriously injured in an automobile accident, Clay donated blood to help keep Emma alive. She recovered, but a few years later the couple were close to a divorce. During one of their frequent shouting matches, Clay demanded, “I want my fucking blood back!” Fuming, Emma threw a tampon at him and...

Dating Rules Do-Over

For the younger generation, it’s a whole new dating world, with more women taking charge (and picking up the check). But is there something to be said for the old-school rules of courtship? When it comes to dating, anything goes these days. Dinner and a movie. Drinks at a bar. Netflix and chill. A shopping...

One evening Mrs. Smith cooked deer steaks and served them to her…

One evening Mrs. Smith cooked deer steaks and served them to her husband and their two children. While they were eating, Mr. Smith thought it would be fun to have the kids guess what type of meat was on their plates. “Is it beef,” little Katie asked, “or pork?” “Nope,” Mr. Smith replied. “It’s neither.”...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nova Lane

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we feature Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Nova Lane, a bombshell of a babe from France. France has given the world many gifts to the world, including incredible food and art—and we can count Nova among the visually stunning and...

Orgies, Demons and Blood Freaks!

Behold the adventures of Professor Dario Bava, where religion, monsters, sex and gore collide in gloriously pulpy fashion. Horror tales have always been among the most sensuous of storytelling genres. Therefore, it is natural that sex is often considered part and parcel of the genre. Some of the most gratuitously sexy horror films were produced...

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