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Adelle Sabelle

“I love happy endings” is the perfect revelation to get this month’s revue started. Hailing from Svitavy, Czech Republic, 23-year-old Adelle Sabelle is an erotic masseuse and over-the-top XXX performer. The 5-foot-8 Eurobabe, who’s big on “eating good food” and “buying sexy lingerie,” has a penchant for multiple sexual partners...
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Saturday Special: Bangin’ Babysitters

Sure, this weekend might be all about Mother’s Day, but let’s not sleep on National Babysitter’s Day, which falls annually on the Saturday before Mom’s big day. It’s a day to celebrate babysitters—those stand-in caretakers who watch the kids when the parents go out for some “us” time and, ideally, give Daddy’s cock a kiss...
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A Mother’s Day MILF Parade, Vol. 2

Whoa, mama—it’s Mother’s Day once again, and what better way to celebrate than with a pictorial procession of MILFs who are eager to make the most of their sexual prime? Get ready to pop your cork, because you’re invited to the mother of all parties! And when you’re done with these seasoned sexpots, make sure...
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Ass Eaters Unanimous!

Ass—it might not be one of the major food groups, but maybe it should be. Today we’re taking it to the rim in a big way with a celebration of tongue-to-bung bliss. Open up and say aaahhh! Polly & Becca Keisha Grey & Blair Williams Cindy & Robbie Cashmere & Brutus I Rimmed My Neighbor...
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The War on Free Speech: Book Bans & Policing Schoolteachers

An interview with Jeremy C. Young, PEN America’s senior manager of free expression and education “Can it happen here?” That question was posed by Sinclair Lewis in a novel written in 1935, as fascism swept much of the world. Reading It Can’t Happen Here dares readers—then and now—to ponder whether “American exceptionalism” exempts the U.S....
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Nursing Your Funny Bone

It’s National Student Nurse Day, when we take time to celebrate and appreciate student nurses as they admirably prepare for a career in medicine.  What better way to honor these selfless souls than with a few good laughs centering around their future profession? Join us as we dig through the HUSTLER Humor archives and enjoy...
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She Said, She Said: The Double Teamed Podcast

Meet Niki and Cami, twin podcasters who are determined to spread the good word about nonmonogamy, sex parties and so much more. In a field as crowded as podcasting, you better have something unique to offer. Sisters Niki and Cami are both gifted broadcasters and formidable storytellers, but that’s not all they have in common....
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Dating in XXX

Think it’s hard for you to find the right mate? Imagine trying to find a compatible partner when you’re a sex worker! Better yet, let our XXX-perts tell you all about it. Finding that “special someone” is hard enough under any circumstances. Now imagine you’re a sex worker and are looking for someone who accepts,...
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Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks, Vol. 2

Feeling sick and tired of the way things are going these days? We can’t blame you, the world’s a mess. The good news? Laughter is the best medicine, and we have a heaping dose of humor for you. Open up and say, “Ha, ha!” “I trust that we agree, doctors. This case of sex addiction...
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Gabriella Daniels

When Russia invaded her native country, we were reminded of Gabriella Daniels, a November ’18 Beaver. The “bubbly, energetic and unpredictable” college student, who’ll be turning 22 in June, was born and raised in Kharkiv, Ukraine. Concerned about her well-being, we tracked the 5-foot-9 hottie down and learned that she’s...
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Butt of Course

We are proud to announce the launch of our brand-new title EVERYTHING BUTT. If you’re an ass aficionado, this magazine is destined to become your butt bible—a go-to source for the very best in full fannies, squeezable cheeks and delicious, delightful derrieres. In celebration of this momentous occasion, we looked back over the past handful...
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Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 10

It’s that time once again! We’re celebrating HUSTLER Honeys dolled up and flaunting their fancy, frilly underthings—at least until they strip down to show off the goods underneath. Go ahead; dive in! Numi Zarah Mia Trejsi Frankie Kennedy Eila Adams Sky Pierce Candy...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Natalie Heart

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Natalie Heart, a brunet beauty who hails from Kentucky—which is also referred to as the Bluegrass State, though the sight of Natalie makes us feel anything but blue.  Natalie made her first big...
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Heavy Petting With Porn Stars Vol. II

It’s that time again! A number of lovely performers have been kind enough to share their furry, scaly and feathered friends with us! Prepare for a totally “aww”-some experience… Alli Leigh Twitter: @Allileigh_tv HUSTLERMagazine.com: You have a rescue along with another dog! What moved you to make the decision to get a pup? Alli Leigh:...
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How to Pick Up a Porn Star

HUSTLER asked 25 XXX stars for the best and worst pickup lines they have ever heard. Prepare to laugh…and be flabbergasted by the lines that actually worked. CHLOE BELLE Twitter: @TheChloeBelle_ BEST: “Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.” I’m not...
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Sex Cities, USA

A recent survey found that New York and Las Vegas are among the most sex-friendly cities in the world. But take heart, small-town residents; freaky fun can be found anywhere if you look hard enough. While many people in the United States live a life of quiet sexual repression, there are enough empowered Americans who...
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Dildo Darlings 7

When it comes to self-pleasure, these ladies don’t toy around—or do they? Join us for another celebration of HUSTLER Honeys who aren’t afraid to brandish a faux phallus when a flesh-and-blood cock isn’t available. Way to take your satisfaction in your own hands, ladies! Elle, Zoe & Aiden Polly & Becca Liv Wild Natalia Starr...
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Butt, It’s Only the First Date!

Anal on the first date: An impossible dream, or an attainable ream? We butt into this burning debate. Ladies often regulate their sexual activity based on the number of dates they’ve had with a gentleman caller. Traditionally, they don’t let a man’s dong anywhere near them until around the third date. It’s presumably where the...
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Polly & Becca

Modeling isn’t all Concorde flights and cocaine binges. “I only made, like, 80 bucks,” blond Becca bristles after her most recent gig. “Polly said it was just a few glamour shots. Next thing I know, her tongue stud’s halfway up my clam. I was pissed, but what can you do?...
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Friday Funnies: That’s Just Super!

Sometimes a regular chuckle just won’t do. On occasion, you need superpowered humor—the kind that’s faster than a speeding bullet when it comes to cracking you up, and is able to eliminate your case of the blahs with a single punchline.  If that’s the kind of day you’re having, don’t bother looking up in the...
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HUSTLER Classic: Model Behavior

When most people think of a model’s life, big paychecks, outrageous parties and exotic locales spring to mind. And yeah, it does seem like a pretty sweet deal. But it isn’t all about living the high life. In fact, sometimes you can get fucked pretty good.  Such was the case with the May ’01 HUSTLER...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ryan Keely

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Ryan Keely, a porn veteran who’s on a mission to bring more authentic climaxes to the blue screen—and we salute her for it! Especially since, in doing so, she keeps viewers coming too. ...
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We’re Too Old for Bad Sex!

We’re all adults here, so start fucking like it! Just as every woman eventually learns that she shouldn’t tolerate a lousy lay, every man must learn not to be one. We hate to break it to you, fellas, but all of the women you’ve been out there trying to bag since your peckers crawled up...
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Valentina Vaughn

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE APRIL 2006 HUSTLER This olive-skinned goddess isn’t really sure what she wants out of life. “I moved from Philadelphia to pursue a full-time career in modeling,” Valentina says. “In Philly I worked as an exotic dancer, which was cool, but being nude in HUSTLER seems so...

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