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Inside the Koch Brothers’ War Room

A thank-you card seems like the appropriate response for having reaped a cool $18 billion under the administration of President Barack Obama, especially during the worst economy in nearly a century. But that’s not the Koch brothers’ style. Because Obama, no matter how Republican he acts, is actually a Democrat. And, dammit, being two of...
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Liberate the Green Rush

Work hard, play by the rules and get ahead. That’s the American way. But if you happen to play a small part in the multi-billion-dollar medical marijuana industry, transparency and a strong work ethic can lead you to a lonely prison cell. WHERE DOES YOUR WEED COME FROM? We all know the strain we’re smoking:...
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink III

We love a parade—especially when that parade consists not of floats and marching bands, but wet, hot, wide-open pussy!  Get ready to salute as the procession of pink marches by, courtesy of beautiful HUSTLER Honeys spreading wide for you. And when you’re done here, check out our previous editions of Parade of Pink here and...
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Elle Alexandra

Welcome to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we honor Honeys so enchanting, we’ve featured them no less than three times!  Today’s subject: Elle Alexandra, a red-hot redhead from Bakersfield, California. Often referred to as “Nashville West,” Bakersfield is perhaps best known for the subgenre of country music known as the Bakersfield Sound, which was spearheaded by...
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XXX Road Trip!

For many adult-industry performers, the Los Angeles/Las Vegas commute is just part of the job. We hop in for a ride with Charlie Valentine and Kaiia Eve to find out how they make the most of the trek. The remote-work revolution looks like it’s here to stay, but not everyone has the luxury of working...
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Big Announcement: I’m Coming!

Why does your woman let out rafters-rattling love-cries when she’s about to climax? We decipher her high-decibel hump-howls. Women are all about making big announcements. Just scroll through the various social media feeds and other online platforms where influencer meets exhibitionist. You’ll clearly see that the ladies have an affinity for publicly revealing everything that’s...
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MILFs in Charge

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: MARK ZANE. STARRING: RAYLENE, BROOKE BELLE, PHOENIX MARIE, SKYLAR PRICE, SOPHIA LYNN, LEE STONE, MARK WOOD, MARK ZANE, BARRETT BLADE & JOEY BRASS.You got Mommy issues; don’t even try to deny it! Just get this DVD and work that shit out. There’s no better therapy than a good stroke, and mature masseuse...
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HUSTLER Classic: Country Comforts

Oh, the joys of country living: Fresh air. Wide-open spaces. Peace and solitude.  And, on occasion, a couple of smoking-hot chicks going to town on each other with a dildo in the barn.  Such were the simple, groin-stiffening pleasures presented in the February ’07 HUSTLER pictorial  “Thank God for Country Girls,” which depicted the rural...
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Hump-Day Special: Well Heeled Honeys

Hot babes in heels and pretty much nothing else—it’s a sexy look that never goes out of fashion. So step right up and get some serious kicks with these sizzling, stylish beauties. Jessie Saint Sky Pierce Baby Nicols Emma Hix Natalia Starr Eufrat Lana Rhoades...
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Friday Funnies: Caving In

The best comedy is timeless. Need proof? Travel back with us to the prehistoric era for some positively primitive laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives!  “Sure, we could litigate this matter, or we could just club each other over the head until there’s a clear winner in this dispute.”  “Larry Flyntstone, I think you’re on...
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David Koechner

David Koechner is funnier than you. Sorry, but it’s true. Why else would his real-life pals (and superstars) Will Ferrell and Steve Carell consider him comedy’s go-to guy? The towering funnyman has appeared in over 130 films and TV shows—and is currently lighting up a screen near you in the horror-comedy hit Krampus. Everybody has...
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Hump-Day Special: Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 2

Being stuck in the middle of a grueling, seemingly endless week is no fun. Finding yourself in the middle of two soft, luscious tits, on the other hand? It doesn’t get much better than that! Allow us to help you over the midweek hump with some glorious, welcoming flesh-mounds. Happy humping! And when you’re done...
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Jeni Angel

“I may be an angel, but I’m a devil between the sheets. Every day I like to chill naked, just touching myself. I’ve always known I was a sexual person. Before I got into the indus­try, I had been thinking about it for a while. When I decided I was...
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Kandie Monaee

“I’m the only kind of Kandie you need. I’m everything your mouth wants. I know how to make a man crave this booty, and if he takes care of me, I take care of him. I’m the type of girl who likes to have a good time and be thoroughly...
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Tooning Out

May 5 is National Cartoonist Day, so we’re taking the opportunity to salute the HUSTLER cartoonists whose hard work and talent have not only brought us countless laughs over the decades, but have also helped assure that the principle of free speech will always be front and center in the pages of America’s Magazine! Go...
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Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER, Vol. 2

Curling up in bed with a good read—it’s the perfect end to a long, trying day, especially when that good read is HUSTLER! Let’s crawl under the covers and get some laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. “We’re uptight conservative Republican Catholics who have been married for 30 years, Helen. I wanted to see what...
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No Escalation to World War

With the exception of China and a few other outliers, the whole world has condemned Vladimir Putin’s horrific illegal invasion of Ukraine and imposed the most severe economic sanctions ever levied against a rogue nation. The Russian people, many of whom have protested against the war and been arrested, will surely suffer more than Putin...
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Louise Bordeaux

“This will forever be my favorite modeling gig, and I can’t wait to tell my future grandkids how hot Grandma was. I’ll specifically say, ‘Hey, kids, wanna hear about how Grandma used to be a floozy? I was naked in a paper magazine.’ “I was always in such a hurry...
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Jasse & Randy

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE APRIL 2002 HUSTLER Finding the park’s restroom locked, Jasse squats by the skate ramp and empties her overburdened bladder. The impressive sight stuns Randy off his skateboard. “What are you staring at?” Jasse bellows. “I’ve never seen a woman like you,” Randy stammers. “The bulge in...
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Ryan Keely & Vina Sky

“I’ve been lucky enough to make out with some truly amazing women. Being a porn star is the best. I’ve been in the industry for years, and one thing that keeps me going is that I’m passionate about what I do. And I’m always having fun. I originally started performing...
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Kayley Gunner

“I was in the Army for five years, where I was an M240 machine gunner. After my service, I went to college to study broadcasting. I liked the idea of being on camera and getting dolled up every day. But being in school turned out to be boring. I wanted...
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The Agony & the Ecstasy

Lovers of D/s, we have a winner! The accurate depiction of BDSM in mainstream film and TV is an elusive pleasure. So many try, and so many fail by an habitual reliance upon cliches and more cliches. So when a good one does come along, the satisfaction of authenticity is all the sweeter. Released on...

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