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XXX Lip Service

How do adult-film stars really feel about kissing on camera, and what do their fans think about it? Some of our favorite performers share their thoughts. Locking lips. Smooching. Snogging. Tongue wrestling. Whatever you call it, making out is definitely a big factor in intimacy and establishing a connection with your partner—but what about in...

Friday Funnies: Toying Around Vol. 2

It’s Friday, and with the weekend upon us, it’s playtime once again! And what’s playtime without a few toys? With that in mind, we’re cracking open the toy chest and busting out the good times, courtesy of HUSTLER’s outrageous cartoons. Enjoy the good vibes! “Sorry, babe. My vibrator’s on the fritz, so I had to...

Haley Cummings

HALEY CUMMINGS’S VITAL FACTS: HOMETOWN: Deltona, FL AGE: 19 BIRTH SIGN: Aries HEIGHT: 5-4 WEIGHT: 115Easy to love? “My pussy is always wet, juicy and ready for action,” Haley avows. “It’s funny. I actually went to a doctor once thinking there was a problem. He said that I was lucky...

Zoey Monroe

“The best thing about being a porn star is that I’m paid to have amazing sex. I love getting dolled up, feeling cute and sexy, and then getting the hell fucked out of me. What I most want to achieve as a performer is to break the stereotype that adult...

Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 6

Prepare yourself for a very touching experience—these Honeys have their fingers on the pulse of their own sexuality, and they aren’t afraid to probe deep inside themselves in search of satisfaction.  Enjoy the trip as these ladies let their fingers do some exploring. And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zoey Monroe

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Zoey Monroe, a bright-eyed blonde with a seemingly unquenchable thirst for sex—and a voracious appetite for knowledge of the carnal variety.  Zoey made her first big splash in the pages of HUSTLER with...

Stars, Stripes and Sex

June 14 is Flag Day in the U.S., and indeed, it’s a grand old flag—especially when it’s draped around a hot, mostly naked babe!  With that in mind, we salute Old Glory with a choice selection of HUSTLER Honeys and Beavers who flaunt their patriotic pride by draping themselves in the stars and stripes.  Sindy...

Strap-On Sirens Vol. 2

Strap on, get off! These babes don’t need a man for a good time—they just crack open the toy chest and break out the substitute schlongs. Strap in tight, readers; it’s going to be a wild ride! Cassidy & Melody Girlfight  Lesbian Perverts Latex Lesbians All New Hot Showers My First Lesbian Experience, Vol. 1...

Friday Funnies: Caving In Vol. 2

It’s pretty safe to say that, these days, we’re all yearning for simpler times. It’s also a safe bet that we could all use a few good laughs. So we’re traveling back to a much less complicated era for some Stone Age knee-slappers!  “I don’t want to hunt or gather, Dad… I just want to...

Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part 6

Grab your meat machete and polish your pith helmet; we’re heading back into the bush for a wild, woolly excursion through the dark, curly pubes of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys! Prepare for a hair-raising experience in the best possible way! Raven Rockette  Sophia Jade Skylar Leigh Logan Drae Catalina Ossa Brooklyn Gray Gianna Dior...

Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies Vol. 2

It’s Father’s Day once again, and chances are you’re pretty sick of neckties, cologne and “#1 Dad” coffee mugs. So may we offer you the gift of humor instead?  We’ve combed through the HUSTLER cartoon archives  to deliver a choice collection of outrageously hilarious jokes on the subject of fatherhood. Go ahead, Daddy-o; laugh it...

Full Steam Ahead!

Goddess Veronica Steam is here to clear the air on fart fetishism. Breathe in her wisdom! Let’s forgo the puns and schoolyard humor for the moment and be adults about this: farts are sexy as hell… unless you think they’re not, in which case I bid you a pleasant day. But for those who delight...

Footjob Femmes Fatales

We dip our toes into the fabulous world of footjobs with some of our favorite pedi princesses. What has ten toes, arches, soles and makes fans come hard? The feet of some of our favorite performers!  Okay, maybe that riddle was too easy. Let’s tackle some more complicated questions. What makes pretty feet such a...

What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’?

Some of our favorite culinary-minded XXX performers discuss the connection between sex and food. Food is sexy. There—I said it! I’m not just talking about shoving cucumbers up buttholes or putting whipped cream on a pair of balls. There are many ways that cooking and meals can be used in the world of sex! To...

Nadia Aria

How did beautiful photo virgin Nadia come to “pop her cherry” in HUSTLER? “I wanted to pose nude for so long, but I just had to wait for the right moment. Working with a wonderful photographer and knowing the shots were going to be in HUSTLER was thrilling. I found...

The Big Kiss-Off

It’s National Kissing Day in the U.S., a day when we celebrate the intimate and soul-lifting act of locking lips with someone we have feelings for. And what better way to pay tribute to the joy of smooching than to gaze upon a bevy of beauties swapping spit and getting down and dirty?  What are...

Best 25 Vibrators on the Market

The best 25 vibrators you can purchase right now. Here at HUSTLER® Hollywood, we have spent endless hours researching, testing and gathering data so that we can deliver you the most comprehensive list of the best vibrators on the market.  Masturbation is one of the best ways you can improve your health a little bit,...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 4

It’s National Pink Day in the U.S. once again, a day to celebrate HUSTLER’s very favorite color. And you know how we plan to celebrate—that’s right, with a procession of beautiful HUSTLER Honeys spreading wide open to share their glory!  Go ahead—Think Pink. And when you’re done here, make sure to dive into our previous...

Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember Vol. 2

Looking for a few good laughs? You definitely won’t feel cheated by this collection of uproarious infidelity-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives!  And when you’re done with these, check out our previous installment of Affairs to Remember here! “This is an outrage! Couldn’t you wait until I got home before starting?!” “My problem, honey, is...

Threeway Thrills Part 4

Like the old saying goes, three’s not a crowd—it’s a party! In the spirit of that sentiment, let’s dive into another celebration of sexual triads, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys!  And when you’re done with these beauties, make sure to check out our previous installments of Threeway Thrills here, here and here! Misty...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Nina James

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Nina James, a brunet beauty who hails from Stockton, California—which is often referred to as California’s Sunrise Seaport, and Nina’s beauty certainly gives us a rise, in one bodily region in particular.  Nina...

The 411 on JOI

Some of our favorite performers take us deep inside the art of Jerk Off Instruction. Pleasuring yourself all on your own can sometimes get repetitive, lonely and, let’s face it—boring. Luckily, there is an option out there that many XXX stars provide: Jerk Off Instruction [JOI]! Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like: Your dream...

Fucking Funny

Don’t be offended if your partner starts laughing when you’re getting busy; that giggling isn’t (necessarily) at your expense—in fact, it could be a sign that you’re doing something right! We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there are some realities about sex that the skin flicks don’t get right. For one,...

Get a Leg Up Vol. 4

There’s nothing like a pair of nice, shapely stems on a gorgeous woman. Don’t believe us? Step right up and enjoy this pictorial celebration of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys. And if you still have the strength afterward, make sure to check out our previous editions of Get a Leg Up here, here and here! Dimonica Rose...

Focusing In on Mike Quasar

The veteran porn director shares what he’s discovered from three decades in XXX. If you’ve watched a porn video in the past 30 years, there’s pretty much a 100 percent chance you’ve watched a scene directed by Mike Quasar. With a sense of humor, creative mind and a sometimes cranky outlook, Quasar has become a...

Dana Wolf

“After I got into the adult industry, being in HUSTLER became one of my goals,” says Dana Wolf, 23, a former porn A-lister residing in Las Vegas, Nevada. “So thank you for giving me this opportunity to do something I really love, getting naked for a very large audience.” As...

Kolbi Michelle

“I’ve always been somewhat of an exhibitionist,” confides Kolbi Michelle, 28, from Houston, Texas. “I’m a very wild and adventurous sweetie. Knowing that many people will see me naked in HUSTLER is a big turn-on.” With clothing on, the 5-foot-4 modeling buff is low-key. “I love to work out, go...

Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 2

It’s the Friday before the 4th of July and, as the long holiday weekend approaches, you’re no doubt looking forward to putting the workplace in the rearview mirror for a few days.  So why not say adios to the work week with a few laughs? Enjoy some chuckles on us, courtesy of the HUSTLER cartoon...

Let’s Roll: Skate Gals of So Cal

Folks have been lacing up their skates for centuries, for both exercise and entertainment. Through the years the sport has waned and surged in popularity and at times even trucked alongside social and political movements. Beginning in the Civil Rights era, roller skating became a bastion for Black communities, as evidenced in the documentaries Roller...

HUSTLER’s Legends of the 21st Century

596 issues, nearly 4,000 models and 48 years of uncompromising adult entertainment. It’ s been one helluva ride, and we are proud to be part of such a resilient (and sexy AF) community. Spanning two centuries, HUSTLER has evolved with the times while holding true to the tenets that have defined us since Issue No....

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