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October 2022

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My First Day on a Porn Set
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My First Day on a Porn Set

The first day starting any job is a stressful one. Will my boss like me? Are my coworkers going to be annoying? Will I do well? Now take all that and throw in stripping naked in front of strangers and making them come! Below, we take a stroll down memory lane and reminisce with your favorite performers about their first day in XXX.

Make sure to follow the XXX stars featured here at the Twitter addresses included with each entry.

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MELISSA STRATTON (@KittyBaby_Cam): “My very first scene was a threesome that was POV and documentary style, so the pressure was on to ‘just be myself.’ But that’s so hard to do when you’re so nervous! I showed up extra early—which I don’t think anyone was very happy with—because I was also highly caffeinated and talked nonstop. Honestly, the staff was so nice and welcoming, and I was surprised at how nonchalant and organized everyone was—and by how many people were on set. I counted about a dozen people coming in and out that day. I’ll never forget when my co-performers showed up to set—the male talent took one look at me, said, ‘Well, this is going to be an easy day!’ and immediately put me at ease. I’m a sucker for compliments! The longest part of the day was getting my makeup done. I wish everything would have gone smoothly, but there were a few funny things that happened during my first shoot: When the scene started, the other girl and I were giving our costar a blowjob on our knees, and as she was holding his massive cock, it slipped out of her hand and slapped me in the face—hard! We all started laughing, but kept going, and they kept all of it in the final cut. You can watch it on Reality Kings: ‘Welcum to the Biz, Melissa!’ The other funny thing that happened during my first scene was when my male costar had my birth control ring stuck on the head of his dick and pulled it out. He just laughed and said, ‘Wait, is this your birth control?’ and handed it to me as I just lay there in shock. But everyone laughed and was cool about it, and we jumped right back into the scene.”


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ROMI RAIN (@Romi_Rain): “We were doing a parody of Mad Men, and in the intro, I was supposed to be smoking a cigarette. I don’t smoke, but since I’m a team player, I did my best. The first take I inhaled a little too deeply and coughed to the point of near tears. After a couple more takes I was fully nauseous and had to lie down for about five minutes. It wasn’t a very sexy moment, but once I regained my composure, it turned into a really awesome sex scene—one of my early favorites!”

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