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October 2022

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Nanny’s Penetrated

Fran Drescher aside, finding the right nanny is no laughing matter. There are a number of factors to consider. Does she have good references? What about a criminal record? And perhaps most importantly, is she hot, and will she fuck you after taking care of your crotch fruit? That’s where Nanny’s Penetrated comes in. Things kick off with a kooky caper, complete with a Curb Your Enthusiasm-type soundtrack, as curvy blonde Kenzie Madison sneaks into a suburban home. Turns out her employer pulled a fuck-and-dump on her, and she wants revenge (or at least another dose of dick). Kenzie’s advances are damn near stalker-ish, and the mood transitions into psycho territory as she seeks her vengeance—but hey, the way she looks, it’s easy to understand any man succumbing to her advances, bunny-boiler demeanor notwithstanding. Pretty soon the dude is fucking her as hard as his wife’s divorce lawyer will be soon be screwing him. Enjoy the ride, buddy; it’ll provide you with some fond memories when you’re living under a freeway overpass and panhandling to help make those alimony and child support payments. Tasty morsel Kiarra Kai understands that the way to a man’s cock is through his stomach—she bakes a pie for her boss before serving him the sweet, juicy slice between her legs. The video wraps up with a bit of sexy slapstick featuring doll-faced vixen Vanna Bardot, whose boss slips on a baseball and knocks himself unconscious while creeping up on her. Nanny’s Penetrated will knock you out too, but in a good way. Order today at AdultDVDEmpire.com. —Pico D. Ribibi

Fran Drescher aside, finding the right nanny is no laughing matter. There are a number of factors to consider. Does she have good references? What about a criminal record? And perhaps most importantly, is she hot, and will she fuck you after taking care of your crotch fruit? That’s where Nanny’s Penetrated comes in....
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Kenzie Madison, Kiarra Kai, Vanna Bardot, Bella Jane, Marcus London, Quinton James & Stirling Cooper


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B. Skow
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