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October 2022

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Squirting Sirens
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Squirting Sirens

Grab your raincoat and umbrella, because you’re about to get soaked! Some of our favorite XXX performers spilled their secrets to us about the art of squirting. Prepare for a wet and wild time as we open the floodgates!

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FIRST-TIME FOUNTAINS

HUSTLERMagazine.com: Tell us about the first time you squirted.

Mistress Esme: I was given a massage kit for Christmas when I was younger. It came with a battery-operated vibrating muscle relaxing device. Anyhoo, I was really into Sex and the City at the time and Samantha picked up a Magic Wand. I obviously couldn’t afford one of those at the time, so I thought, Let me see what the muscle relaxer feels like. I sat on that thing and had an amazing orgasm, but I was super freaked out because I had no idea what squirting was at the time. I thought I had peed myself. So it remained a dirty little secret for a while. 

Miss B. Nasty: I was 21 and in the navy (ironically). I purchased my first rabbit dildo. The dual stimulation of the toy vibrating inside of me and on my clit at the same time sent a wave of orgasms over me, back to back. I locked up and shook like I was receiving an exorcism! And I leaked. Not the grand massive squirts people see from me today, but a trickle. A small puddle—but a big victory.

Kat Ravioli: I first realized I could squirt when I was doing a quickie jerk-off session in my bed at my parent’s house when I was probably freshly 18. I remember being extra horny that day, I didn’t even know squirting was a thing, and then bam! Well, I should say splash, but next thing I knew my bed was soaked. I was so confused but also kinda proud.

Hurricane Fury: It was during a live stream on the original Rude.com site. I had a major mainstream adult entertainer watching and I got excited. I squirted using a glass dildo that was filled with red liquid in the shower. I dropped it, and it broke! I had flip flops on so I didn’t lose my footing during the show, so I was trying to move the red liquid and the glass down to the drain with my foot, fucking myself in doggy style with a quick replacement. It was mayhem. 

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