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Jon and Bret were on trial for drug possession. The judge declared…

Jon and Bret were on trial for drug possession. The judge declared, “I’d like to give you both a second chance. I want you to help others quit. Come back on Monday, and I’ll pass judgment then.” On Monday the judge asked Jon, “How did you do?” “Your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give...
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Republican Solutions

“Gun laws aren’t the solution to school killings. Instead, I’m proposing immediate legislation to ban certain books in school libraries that cause irreparable harm to our children!”...
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A Russian soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked…

A Russian soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt? I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two military police officers ran up, and one gasped, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” Pointing to her left, the nun replied, “He went that way.”...
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Saturday Special: Busty Blond Beavers

Sure, as far as physical attributes go, beavers are known for their large tails, but the Beavers of HUSTLER have some pretty impressive tops too! Join us as we celebrate some of the fair-haired, top-heavy girls next door from our world-famous Beaver Hunt contest. Prepare yourself for a dam good time! Holly Hotwife Kolbi Michelle ...
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River Lynn

“I love going to the beach in the summer to get a gorgeous tan and listen to my favorite music. Since I’m 21 now, I also really love going to a local tiki bar and enjoying being 21! I’m finally a senior at university, and I work every day with...
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Ana Foxxx

“When I was in college, I met an industry talent agent at a club. Since that day, I’ve earned hundreds of credits, and I produce my own content too. I keep very active in the business. During lockdown, it was interesting to take a break, and I enjoyed spending time...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kat Monroe

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kat Monroe, a vivacious brunette with a million-watt smile and, as you’ll soon see, a taste for sexual adventures with multiple partners at once.  Kat made her first big impression with the...
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WoodRocket’s Lee Roy Myers: Parody Genius

The man behind Aladdick, Dragon Boob Z, Game of Bones and Hamiltoe explains how he became the king of XXX spoofs. Aladdick, Dragon Boob Z, Game of Bones and Hamiltoe. Those are just a few of the iconic, sexy and sometimes disturbing parodies from the mind of Lee Roy Myers. Myers is a legendary director...
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No Justice, No Pussy?

With the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, some women have threatened to launch a sex strike in retaliation. Could it really happen, and is the path to reproductive freedom really paved with blue balls? Ever since the goons of the U.S. Supreme Court overturned the 50-year-old landmark decision Roe v. Wade, women all over...
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Don’t I Know You From Somewhere?

Some of our favorite XXX performers discuss the good, bad and terrifying aspects of encountering fans in public. It’s happened to most of us. You’re out in public and suddenly someone catches your eye. It’s that celebrity you love. Now imagine the person you recognize is someone that makes you come!  When you reach a...
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Hump-Day Special: Titty-Tasting Time!

As you might have read, August 1 to 7 is World Breastfeeding Week, which aims to raise awareness about the importance of breastfeeding worldwide. We’re all for supporting a good cause—and having a sexy good time—so we’re doing our part with a pictorial salute to mouth-to-mammary action. No, there isn’t any milk involved, but your...
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Radiotheatre: A New Twist on Horror

With a love of creepy storytelling and a nod to the radio broadcasts of yore, Radiotheatre is scaring up unique thrills and chills on the live stage. For some people, it’s hard to imagine storytelling that does not depend on a visual component. Sure, books and audiobooks are still popular, but today the masses mostly...
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Pinned-Down Pin Ups

Like wrestling? Love hot babes? Today’s your lucky day, because these tough-as-nails beauties put the “ass” in “wrassling.” Piledriver. Powerbomb. Chokeslam. Backbreaker. Surprisingly, those aren’t the names of sex moves. They’re wrestling terms!  Nonetheless, those terms do intersect with the world of adult entertainment. A popular niche in XXX is watching beautiful babes flex their...
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 3

In the mood for some captivating humor? Join us behind bars as we enjoy a collection of criminally funny jokes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives! Doing hard time has never been so easy!  “Is it true? Word is Larry Flynt did time in this joint!” “I’m doin’ 5-to-15 for assault and rape. You look a...
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Stocking Up! Vol. 4

Long, shapely legs wrapped in sleek stockings are a joy to behold. Whether those stockings are fishnet, frilly, dainty silk or wild leopard print matters not—we’re all for it!  Join us for another celebration of hosiery-clad Honeys as they show off their gorgeous gams, along with the rest of their droolworthy bodies. And when you’re...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Scarlit Scandal

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Scarlit Scandal, a petite beauty from West Palm Beach, Florida. At 5’1”, Scarlit will never be mistaken for a giantess, but thanks to her knockout looks and fierce performances, she’s quickly established herself...
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So You Wanna Be a Porn Stud?

Ever watch a XXX video and wonder what it takes to be the lucky dude getting busy on camera? Of course you have! Luckily, we enlisted a pair of professional swordsmen to explain the ins and outs of making it in the business. Every guy who’s watched porn has wondered what it would be like...

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