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Boy Toy Joy

Emma Thompson, you’ve done it again! We’re referring, of course, to Thompson’s latest screen triumph, the sexy yet profoundly sensitive Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, in which she plays a retired widow who hires an attractive male escort to guide her through a hefty laundry list of unfulfilled desires. Critical praise notwithstanding, it’s become...
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Literary Smut

If you’re a fan of twisted porn parodies full of heart and hot fucking, then chances are that WoodRocket has been on your radar for quite some time. Now the director of such contemporary classics as Mr. Rimjob’s Neighborwood and Aladdick is blessing us with a smutty literary imprint to class up our bookshelves. The...
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Love What You Do

Can too much of a good thing not be good? If we’re talking about donuts or cocaine, yes, absolutely—consume that shit in moderation or reap the consequences. But porn? Hook it to our veins! And what if, on top of watching, you were paid to do so? Too good to be true, right? Likely a...
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Normcore Kink

Let it be said for the umpteenth time that HUSTLER never has and never will engage in the act of kink shaming. So long as it’s safe, consensual and we’re outside of the splash zone, then you have our full support. But what happens when the shamer becomes the shamee? Once upon a time, conversations...
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Asshole of the Month: Clarence Thomas

It’s often said that people get more conservative as they grow older. People who were party animals in their teens and 20s eventually get married, have children, pay a mortgage and worry about their children’s future as much as their own. But it doesn’t necessarily translate into political conservatism. Then there are the assholes who...
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Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 3

Don’t get us wrong; we love long locks on a woman. But there’s something truly special about a babe who rocks a short-cropped ‘do. So daring. So sassy. So practical. So sexy! With that in mind, we’re saluting the ladies of Beaver Hunt who keep things short when it comes to their coifs. Go ahead,...
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Republicans are pushing legislation to ban anything…

“With abortion rights now outlawed, Republicans are pushing legislation to ban anything that interferes with the conception process, including condoms, morning-after pills, blowjobs, masturbation and clothes hangers.”...
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When I learned…

“When I learned, ‘You are what you eat,’ I realized I was fucking nuts!”...
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This Way Madness Lies

As your rights and freedoms are struck down, the corrupt Supreme Court majority is now anything but “conservative.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically predictable. We know this because at the end of its 2021 term a frequent guest on my syndicated radio program, The BradCast, forecast precisely what has now happened....
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Pro-Choice Not Completely Aborted

The once unthinkable has happened: The conservative cabal on the Supreme Court has overturned Roe v. Wade, and many states’ trigger laws now make it unlawful or impossible for women to get a legal abortion. Eight states have even banned the abortion pill mifepristone. Only 13% of Americans wanted to see Roe overturned, according to...
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This Way Madness Lies

AS YOUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS ARE STRUCK DOWN, THE CORRUPT SUPREME COURT MAJORITY IS NOW ANYTHING BUT “CONSERVATIVE.” The U.S. Supreme Court’s recent extremist rulings were tragically predictable. We know this because at the end of its 2021 term a frequent guest on my syndicated radio program, The BradCast, forecast precisely what has now happened....
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Blunt Bunny

“I’ve gained a lot of self-confidence through modeling, especially when I’m nude,” declares Blunt Bunny, 24, from Houston, Texas. “During the pandemic lockdowns I started taking my OnlyFans content more seriously, and it’s paying off. I’ve also been eating healthier, working out more and running my online cosmetic company, Blunt...
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LaLa Tada

“I think of nude modeling as an expressive art form,” says LaLa Tada, 39, a former healthcare provider from Las Vegas, Nevada. “Being in HUSTLER is a huge honor. I’ve wanted to do this since I turned 18. To see it happening after a 12-year break from modeling is surreal...
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A macho man married a gorgeous younger woman and…

A macho man married a gorgeous younger woman and quickly laid down the law: “I’ll come home whenever I want to, and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I’ll expect a scrumptious dinner every night, unless I tell you that I won’t be coming home. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing with my...
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A young lad went to confession…

A young lad went to confession. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he said. “I have been with a loose girl.” “Is that you, Joey?” the priest asked. “Yes, Father.” “And who was the girl you were with?” the priest inquired. “I cannot say,” Joey replied. “Was it Theresa?” “I’ll never tell,” Joey responded....
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Dammit Henry

“Dammit, Henry! We’ve been trying to sell this asshole a Bible for 20 years. If we can’t beat him, I say join him!”...

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