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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alexa Grace

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alexa Grace, a blond stunner from Orlando, Florida—often referred to as The City Beautiful, and in the case of this particular resident, that’s quite the appropriate nickname indeed. Alexa made her first big...

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Granny-Banging Grandeur

Senior citizens need love, too—and with the experience they’ve racked up over the decades, they just might be the best lays you’ve ever had. We tend to view the elderly as if they’re all sweet, feeble, god-fearing creatures who really appreciate when some strapping young lad comes along to help them across the street: Why,...

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Alyssa Bounty

“It was always my dream to be a famous actress. To be practical, I studied medicine in college, but it was so boring! One day an agency texted me, asking if I wanted to be an adult actress. I thought of my childhood dream and figured why not give it...

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Tiffany Rayne

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE MAY 2006 HUSTLER Now here’s a babe who really loves her job. “I’ve always been really into sex and open to everything,” Tiffany declares, “so I figured why not be a porn star. I thought, If someone is going to pay me to fuck, why not?!”...

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Hazel Grace

“I’m from Alabama, and I had a pretty good life growing up. I listened to country music, played volleyball and spent a ton of time outside. My family was huge! My parents adopted 60 kids, and I was the baby, so I was really spoiled. “I was pretty promiscuous in...

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Bree Strokes

“I decided to model nude because I finally feel sexy and confident enough in my skin to do so,” professes Bree Strokes, 23, a lifeguard from Climax, Virginia. “Being naked makes me feel happy and free. I’m able to be myself.” The 5-foot-3 neophyte continues, “I’m bubbly, friendly and funny....

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Ball-Busting Babes

Curious about the world of ball torture? Brace yourself, because these crotch-crushing beauties deliver a real kick in the nuts! Usually in porn scenes, a guy’s balls are tenderly caressed, licked and sucked—sounds like a dream, right? But there’s also another type of ball-handling that is becoming increasingly popular: ball torture! Yes, you read that...

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“I have decided to retire from the priesthood so I can spend more time molesting my own family.”

“I have decided to retire from the priesthood so I can spend more time molesting y own family.”...

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Hump-Day Special: Alfresco Pussy

Hey, it’s National Eat Outside Day—and wouldn’t a nice box lunch in the fresh air and sunshine hit the spot right about now? Sure it would! So join us for a picnic of poon with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Bon appetit! Ariana Marie & Abigail Mac Photos by Tammy Sands Monica & Fawn Photos...

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Three mice hanging out in a bar were trying to impress each other…

Three mice hanging out in a bar were trying to impress each other about their toughness. The first mouse downed a shot of vodka, pounded the glass on the bar and said, “When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back and set it off with my paw. When the bar...

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Tales of Blood Island!

Do scary monsters thrill you? Do you enjoy sexy bikini babes? Then you’re going to love this comic book adaptation of a classic horror film series. In the realm of horror, there is a charmingly campy and sexy series of films referred to as the Blood Island films. The movies of this series, released in...

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Friday Funnies: Oh, God! Vol. 2

Looking for some divinely inspired humor? Well, good lord, you’re in for a hilarious time! We dug into the HUSTLER cartoon archives and came up with a gut-busting collection of jokes featuring the Man Upstairs. Go ahead and dive in; you’re in for a heavenly time! “Yeah, I fucked a lot of women, but I...

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Entrepreneur Entertainers

For these multi-talented and industrious XXX performers, the business of pleasure isn’t their only line of work. Many people don’t realize that being in the adult industry requires a strong business acumen. It is only natural that some porn entertainers would transfer their business skills into starting their own enterprises! Below is a group of...

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HUSTLER Classic: Take the Money and Come

Traditionally, the term money shot as it pertains to porn refers to that moment when a XXX scene reaches its inevitable sticky conclusion. But such was not the case with the Holiday ’04 HUSTLER pictorial “Ginger & Prilla: America’s Most Wanted,” which was rich in both cash and gash. Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Sierra Day

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Sierra Day, a blond beauty from Los Angeles, the City of Angels—very appropriate for a heavenly body such as this. Sierra made her first big splash in the pages of HUSTLER with the...

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Knowledge Is Power: America Needs Comprehensive Sex Education

It feels like every day there is another assault on the rights of the most marginalized people in America, despite Democratic control of the White House and Congress. From book-banning and bathroom bills to criminalizing trans and reproductive healthcare, the right wing shows no signs of stopping. The party of small government, family values and...

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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part 7

Sometimes getting in touch with yourself in a big way requires years of therapy. Other times, all it takes is a few roving fingers in just the right spot. And when the latter happens with a smoking-hot babe, the results can be very magical indeed. With that in mind, join us for a pictorial celebration...

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Them Crooked Boners

Is there a slight curve in your crotch-cannon? Fear not; it’s probably nothing to worry about and definitely nothing to be ashamed of—and it might just give you an advantage in the bedroom! When the organisms destined to become man crawled out of the sea and started sprouting dongs, the mission was clear: Find the...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Madison Ivy

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Madison Ivy, a blond knockout from Roseville, California. Standing at just 4’ 11”, Madison might not be a literally towering presence, but she packs a truckload of sex appeal into that petite frame. ...

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Out of Your League?

Reluctant to approach that hottie you have your eye on because you think you don’t measure up? We have some good news for you. Whether it’s a seedy bar or PTA meeting, you’ll clearly see that there are two types of people out there itching to get laid. There are, of course, the ordinary Josephines...

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He Fights For Your Rights: David Cole

Whether he’s jousting before the Supreme Court, leading 300 staff attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union, teaching at universities or penning award-winning books, David Cole is a legal gladiator found at the front lines of battles to preserve and advance our Constitutional rights. It didn’t long after his graduation from Yale Law School in...

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Diving in Deep 4: Hardcore Edition

Summer’s pretty much over, but we’re wrapping things up with a dip in the pool—and a dip in some of the finest pussy to appear in the pages of HUSTLER. Yup—we’re plunging in and making a splash in more ways than one with a collection of poolside pounding. Go ahead; dive in, and feel free...

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I Fucked My Mother-in-Law on My Wedding Night

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Friday Funnies: White-Collar Comedy Vol. 2

Forgive us, father, for we can’t help but laugh at these knee-slappers! Join us as we head to church and enjoy a few laughs about the man in the pulpit, courtesy of HUSTLER’s arsenal of uproariously hilarious cartoons. “You advertised for an organ player, didn’t you?” “But Father Tim, why can’t we tell Jesus that...

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The Smithereens: Lost and Found

More than 40 years after their inception, The Smithereens are far from—to quote one of their many hits—only a memory. Still rocking their legions of devoted fans, the band is also releasing an unearthed collection of gems from their past, The Lost Album. The Smithereens are America’s Band. Formed in New Jersey in 1980, the...

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Patriotic Porn Stars

Ten-hut! Join us as we salute XXX performers who’ve served in the U.S. military as well as the adult industry. On this we can all agree: porn stars are pretty damn brave. From baring their naked bodies for the entire world to see to participating in the most intense sex acts, they are tough. And...

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Friday Funnies: Checkup Chuckles 2

Open up and say, “Ha, ha!” It’s time for another appointment with hilarity, as we step into the examining room for a round of outrageous knee-slappers, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. We’ve got your prescription for laughter! “I can see why your urge to masturbate would be a problem.” “A nosejob will really cost you,...

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HUSTLER Classic: Parks and Penetration

Sure, a walk or a hike in the park can be reenergizing. But a fuck in the park? Well, that’s absolutely exhilarating! Exhibit A: the classic HUSTLER pictorial “Tory Lane & Kurt Lockwood: Where There’s Smoke.” Published in the February ‘05 issue—long before America came to its senses and began to legalize the recreational use...

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HUSTLER Wild Wives 2

It’s National Wife Appreciation Day once again—and you’ll definitely appreciate these freewheeling wives who say “I do” to sexual adventure. Join us as we celebrate these babes who take the concept of wedded bliss to a whole new level! Me, My Wife & the Maid Photography courtesy HUSTLER Video A Young Wife’s Fantasy 2 Photography...

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Close Together, Miles Apart

A guide to maintaining intimacy in a long-distance relationship. Whether you’ve been in different cities from the start, or your partner has recently relocated for work, school or family, being away from the person you love (and lust over) can add a lot of challenges to a relationship. Sure, we have the technology to stay...

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