Oh, please, Doris…
“Oh, please, Doris…let’s not discuss our marital problems in front of strangers!”...
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Question: What’s a woman’s asshole doing when…
Question: What’s a woman’s asshole doing when she’s having an orgasm? Answer: Usually hanging out with his friends....
Asshole of the Month: John Eastman
It was a long, hot summer, with parched farmlands and cities across the U.S. breaking all-time heat records. The hottest city of all was the nation’s capital, blistering from the heat of the House Select Committee’s January 6 hearings. Now, with enough evidence presented to support criminal indictments, Trump is playing his usual tune when...
Sofie Marie
“I fantasized about being published in HUSTLER for years,” says Sofie Marie, 42, from La Jolla, California. “I love the magazine and the beautiful women who have posed, and I wanted to see if I had the right look.” We think so, and the 5-foot-10 actress and entrepreneur adds to...
Lisi Kitty
“I’m an angel, but there’s a demon in my soul,” admits Lisi Kitty, 26, a Ukrainian emigré residing in Madrid, Spain. The 5-foot-3 actress and model is into BDSM, which we don’t believe is a sin, but she is fascinated by a Renaissance painting inspired by Christian dogma. “I love...
Lucky Bee
“Freedom lies in being bold,” declares Lucky Bee, 26, from Prague, Czech Republic. The 5-foot-2 pixie, who’s fluent in English, is bold and candid. “I want to be a businesswoman someday,” Lucky says. “I like shopping, taking walks in the countryside and driving real fast, so your readers know a...
Going Up With Casey Calvert
The multitalented XXX phenom sets the stage for an erotic good time with her latest series. From The Producers to Smash, numerous films and series have revolved around the production of a stage play. They usually haven’t included the added allure of hardcore fucking—until now. Acclaimed adult performer Casey Calvert, who has been directing films...
Vina Sky
“People think I’m a little girl because I look so young, but I feel like an old soul. If you’re under 25, sometimes you’re expected to be a big partier, but for fun, I like working out, traveling, reading, journaling or gardening. I recently bought my own house, and I’m...
Freya Parker
“When I was 18, I began collecting HUSTLER magazines from an adult store that was right down the street. I was so enamored by the beautiful women and aesthetics of it all. I would even make collages with my favorite pictorials. I still have every single issue I collected to...
Lily Jordan
“People were always telling me that I should do porn. They’d say, ‘You look like a porn star. I bet you’d be good at it.’ I never thought I would do it, even though I loved being a slut in real life. But I watched documentaries about the industry and...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Rahyndee James
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Rahyndee James, a mouthwatering morsel who hails from Florida. No doubt, this Sunshine State native is capable of bringing a warm front to any man’s crotch. Rahyndee made her first big impression on...
Breast in Show 3
Greetings, dear readers—breast wishes to you! We’re back with another collection of beautiful boobs, tantalizing titties and heavenly hooters! Go ahead; sit back and enjoy as we hit you with our breast shots! And when you’re done here, check out our previous editions of Breast in Show here and here! Aria Giovanni Gabbie Carter Kylie...
The Bloody Beauty Of J. Isobel De Lisle
Daughter of the Dark Lord J. Isobel De Lisle takes us on a trip down the ladder of our most primal desires with boudoir photography dripping in sex and fear. J. Isobel De Lisle says she doesn’t wander far from home these days, but she is in such demand, she doesn’t have to. When they...
Supreme Court Now Just Making Shit Up
The Republican radicals in robes go rogue, and this is how democracy dies. Literally. As I’ve long warned here, Republicans have now trashed hundreds of years of constitutional norms and Senate traditions to pack the U.S. Supreme Court with radical, extremist right-wingers. The nation and planet will pay the price for generations. In the past...
Mac Sabbath: Burgers, Blood & Beyond
What do you get when you combine fast food and heavy metal? A tasty musical spectacle with songs you can really sink your teeth into. Mac Sabbath does not do interviews. The whacked-out parody band, who base their songs on the tunes of Black Sabbath and the theme of fast food, demand to remain slathered...
Kenzie Anne
“I was born and raised in Newbury Park, California, and my three best friends from childhood are still right by my side to keep me in check. I’ve surrounded myself with ambitious, hard-working women my whole life, which has always kept me pivoting and moving up. Even my best dates...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor Vol. 3
TGIF, everyone! It’s time to belly up to the bar to knock back a few stiff ones and enjoy a few laughs as we wind down after a long week of work. Providing the entertainment for this Happy Hour: HUSTLER’s arsenal of totally outrageous cartoons! So kick back and enjoy some truly intoxicating humor. Bottoms...
HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food
The importance of a well-balanced diet can’t be overestimated—it’s the cornerstone of good health and longevity. It’s why we’re taught from an early age about the four food groups of fruit and vegetables, grain, dairy and protein. And speaking of protein, a healthy dose of gonad goo can help fill out one’s nutritional portfolio, too. ...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: River Lynn
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on River Lynn, a tall, blond drink of water from Gulf Shores, Alabama. Where this Dixie babe is concerned, we’re sure you’ll agree—it isn’t just the South that feels the urge to rise. River...
Yoga Babes
Looking for some truly twisted erotic thrills? These XXX performers have some serious flex appeal! The human body is amazing. It can contort and flex in ways that frankly boggle the mind. (And make our muscles scream!) Now, combine those amazingly bendy skills with sex and you have the recipe to drive people wild! Below...
XXXtreme Cosplay Queens
Do you lust after the fairy godmother from Shrek 2? Is your favorite redhead the Wendy’s girl? Or are you more of an anime stan? Erotic cosplay artists invite us into their amped-up world of immersive role-play and the larger-than-life characters they channel for our pleasure. To understand the essence of sexy adult cosplay, one...
Michael Monroe: Too Fast to Die Young
The legendary Hanoi Rocks singer is still tearing it up with a scorching new solo album and an unearthed treasure from his storied musical past. Michael Monroe is a living, breathing, rock ‘n’ roll survivor. The singer/sax man has been at this for decades now. First as the leader of the glittery guttersnipes Hanoi Rocks,...
Hump-Day Special: Popping Off Vol. 2
It’s the middle of the week—the perfect time to take (or should we say pop) a load off and recharge. Allow us to provide an explosive release from the midweek doldrums with a collection of particularly impressive pop-shots from the pages of HUSTLER. Revel in the warm, sticky splashes landing on the faces, titties, tummies...
Turning the Page With Maitland Ward
The sexy rebel who turned the world on its ear with her mainstream-to-XXX transition has released a memoir detailing her incredible journey. And she’s not done breaking new ground yet. Maitland Ward has conquered the entertainment world her entire career, from soap operas, beloved sitcoms and even porn! Recently, the Boy Meets World and The...
Amber Moore
“A lot of people don’t know I’m Filipino, and no one knows I do porn until I tell them! It’s so funny to see their reactions. They have no idea how sexual I am because I look innocent. But I have a lot of fun sex all the time. I...
Ziggy Star
“Being in the industry is strange. So many people outside of it still think like it’s the ’50s. I tweeted not long ago that some guy on the street recognized me from my work and screamed, ‘Jesus hates you—you’re a whore!’ I guess we don’t have the same definition of...
Ziggy Star & Cherie DeVille
“Besides having wild sex, the best things about being a porn star are the traveling and the parties. I get to see beautiful new places, and it’s fun to meet fans and network with other adult entertainers. I know I look pretty innocent, but I’m up for almost anything in...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 4
Hey, mister, looking for a good time? Well, you’ve come to the right place! We’re hitting the streets with another collection of outrageous jokes about the world’s oldest profession, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cartoon arsenal. Go ahead, buddy; book a date with hilarity! “I really, really, really would like a handjob!”...
