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December 2022

Jazlyn Ray
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Crazy Fucking MILF Maids

Typically, people hire maids to tidy up the place. The horned-up housekeepers of Crazy Fucking MILF Maids, on the other hand, seem to pride themselves on their ability to make big, sloppy messes, primarily in viewers’ laps. If you’ve ever felt your cock tingle while watching Alice work her middle-aged, domestic magic on reruns of The Brady Bunch, this video will be your boner jam, serving up comedic variations on the age-old fantasy of banging the help. Casca Akashova, with her diamond-sharp cheekbones and hyper-inflated tits, shows up to service super-sloppy client Nathan Bronson. She’s from a “sexy maid” service, so naturally she’s appalled at the prospect of actually picking up after him—the only thing she plans to polish is her customer’s cock. Akashova drags Bronson around and practically rubs his nose in his mess, forcing him to clean up after himself before she rewards him with her snatch. Fetching towhead London River—after nearly being caught ripping off some finance schmuck’s money from his dresser—crafts a cunning escape strategy, and by “cunning,” we mean she sucks and fucks him into oblivion. Sure, this isn’t a plan of Ocean’s 13-level intricacy, but the results are explosive nonetheless. Sturdy, short-haired blonde Kit Mercer is the video’s true standout. She portrays a sexy maid who role-plays a robot, which is a lot of kink to unpack, but it definitely takes the concept behind Westworld to horny new heights. You just might have to bust out the mop after letting Crazy Fucking MILF Maids into your home. Order today at AdultDVDEmpire.com. —P.D.R.

Typically, people hire maids to tidy up the place. The horned-up housekeepers of Crazy Fucking MILF Maids, on the other hand, seem to pride themselves on their ability to make big, sloppy messes, primarily in viewers’ laps. If you’ve ever felt your cock tingle while watching Alice work her middle-aged, domestic magic on reruns...
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Casca Akashova, London River, Reagan Foxx, Kit Mercer, Nathan Bronson, Jay Romero, Rion King & Sam Shock.


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Alan X
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