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Friday Funnies: Farm-Fresh Humor
Rise and shine; it’s time to milk the cows, slop the pigs and have a few good laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. We’re willing to bet the farm that these knee-slappers will have you laughing till the cows come home! “Hey farm boy! You lookin’ for a good time?” “Okay, I...
Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ Vol. 2
Break out your pencil, class is in session! We’re here to help you study hard with a hardcore collection of sexy schoolgirls, tantalizing teachers and pussy-pounding professors. They’ll give you a lesson you won’t soon forget! And when you’re done here, check out our first installment of Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ here! Barely Legal...
Epic Moments in XXX History: The S.S. Pussyman Goes Down…Literally
It was supposed to be a breezy porn shoot at sea. It turned out to be a nautical disaster. By 1997, porn director David Christopher—aka Pussyman—had decided to sell his stake in Snatch Productions and strike out on his own, but before he could do that, he owed the company one more movie. His partners...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Freya Parker
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Freya Parker, an enchanting temptress from Fort Collins, Colorado—and much like the Rocky Mountain views that adorn her hometown, Freya is quite the breathtaking sight indeed. The Centennial State beauty first made a...
Yummy YouTubers
YouTube has become a go-to staple for the video-craving masses on a daily basis. You can watch everything from cooking recipes to people being bitten by rattlesnakes! There is also a large presence of adult stars that share their off-screen life and passions with us lucky viewers. Below are just a few of the adult-industry...
Last Ho Down at the BunnyRanch
Like everyone at Nevada’s premiere brothel, the Moonlite BunnyRanch, I was shocked by the news of Dennis Hof’s sudden death on October 16, 2018, just two days after he celebrated his 72nd birthday. Incredibly, exactly three weeks later America’s Pimp Master General won a highly coveted seat to represent the 36th district in the Nevada...
“Don’t worry, Cindy! We can edit out you barfing up the jizz in postproduction.”
“Don’t worry, Cindy! We can edit out you barfing up the jizz in postproduction.”...
“I need more outrageous statements for the media! Look, if I want to become the sweetheart of the ultra-right, you need to make me seem as insane as they are!”
“I need more outrageous statements for the media! Look, if I want to become the sweetheart of the ultra-right, you need to make me seem as insane as they are!”...
Busty Blond Babes Part 7
Fair-haired beauties with big breasts—it just doesn’t get much better than that, does it? No, of course it doesn’t! With that in mind, join us for another glorious salute to chesty blond Honeys. And when you’re done here, check out our previous installments of Busty Blond Babes here! Jessica Starling Mona Loveless Shay Laren Kitty...
“Don’t give me that crap! You’ve been out sniffing bitches’ buttholes all night!”
“Don’t give me that crap! You’ve been out sniffing bitches’ buttholes all night!”...
“Good news… Eighty-two percent of Americans polled want you to run again. Bad news… So they can vote against you.”
“Good news… Eighty-two percent of Americans polled want you to run again. Bad news… So they can vote against you.”...
Misha Montana: Tough as Nails, Hot as Hell
She survived a stroke and still throws down with everything she has on camera and in the wrestling ring. Allow Misha Montana to fill you with sexy inspiration. Misha Montana has lived more in two years than what most of us experience in a lifetime. But when you know what you want and will stop...
Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 4
Here’s something to wag your tail about! We’re going to the dogs once again with another collection of canine-centric humor courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead, woof it up! And when you’re done with these, dive into our previous editions of Dogging It here, here and here! “Yeah, I’m the filthy...
Bewitching Women
Spirituality is practiced in myriad forms, including tarot reading, astrology, crystals and even witchcraft. HUSTLER interviewed five practicing enchantresses in the adult industry to find out more about their spiritual abilities and gifts. Get ready to be elevated to a higher plane… DESTINY DIAZ Twitter: @DDestiny_Diaz Destiny realized her special intuitive gifts at the age...
Bob Baer Declassified
The Ex-CIA Spy Spills The Central Intelligence Agency awarded Bob Baer the Career Intelligence Medal for his 21 years of service in the CIA’s Directorate of Operations in the Middle East and elsewhere. But after retiring in the late ’90s, the ex-spy spoke out about the agency, becoming what The New York Times called “a...
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Actions speak louder than words. Never has that old adage rung truer than right now! It’s a new year, and after another contentious election, tempers are feverishly high. Increasingly extreme rhetoric on both sides is only fueling the flames and increasing the partisan divide. What Democrats need are actions to prevent this country from sliding...
Jazlyn Ray
“I am a huge music girl. I love indie, alternative, rap, pop, house, a little country, psychedelic—everything! “I was very wild, eccentric and outgoing growing up… strong-willed, which is still true to this day. But I’m always looking to grow and change into the best version of myself. “My most...
Ziva Fey
“A few years ago I learned about the history of HUSTLER Magazine, and it really intrigued me. A few of my friends had been published, so I thought I might get the chance to be featured one day too. And now I’m here! I’m a workaholic, so I like to...
Georgia Adair
Hailing from the frozen tundra of Wisconsin, 25-year-old hottie Georgia Adair started working as an exotic dancer and doing mainstream modeling for local catalogs. Her porn career finally started to take off when the leggy Leo created her own website. But even with all the attention, she’s still down-to-earth and...
Chloe Temple
“I can confidently say, without a doubt, that I am the biggest animal person. My house is a zoo, and none of my pets are on the skinny side. I wake up every day to my two German Shepherds demanding breakfast. “I love camping and getting dirty in the woods,...
In the Key of Sex
We really feel for Reddit user TylerLife, who recently got dragged all over the internet for his shall we say unorthodox taste in music. Don’t get us wrong—everything has its place in time and space, but less so when curating your sex playlist. Utterly dismayed, this poor, confused soul simply could not fathom his girlfriend’s...
Perfect Pairs
Pairing wine and food is as much science as it is instinct. Yes, most shellfish are best enjoyed with a crisp white, but ultimately, it’s about what works for you and your particular palette. There is no crime in enjoying a robust claret with your sole meunière; just don’t be surprised if the sommelier winces...
Christmas Cuties
It’s that time of year again, when we hang our stockings and gather ’round the hearth to toast another yuletide season. But if you’re more Larry Flynt than Norman Rockwell, then boy, oh, boy, do we have a Christmas present for you! Yes, dear readers, Santa informs us that you have all been on your...
Hot for Mascots
It’s been a wild year, but even we didn’t have “the yassification of Gritty” on our 2022 bingo cards. Smash-cut to September, when an attendee at DragonCon in Georgia tweeted out a photo of a cosplayer who had accomplished the seemingly unthinkable: making us horny for a deranged NHL mascot. (Gritty is the official mascot...
HUSTLER @ the Movies: “Orgazmo”
History will judge Trey Parker and Matt Stone as the greatest cultural arbiters of our era. The scorched-earth satire of South Park is a gift, but let’s not forget that they also blessed us with some of the most mindlessly amazing (and thought-provoking) screwball comedies of the past 30 years. Released in 1997, Orgazmo is...
