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Little Johnny dashed home one afternoon and, short of breath…

Little Johnny dashed home one afternoon and, short of breath, told his mother, “I was at the playground and saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look for them and saw Daddy giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he helped her take off her dress, and she helped...

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Joe walked into a bar, sat down and asked…

Joe walked into a bar, sat down and asked, “Hey, bartender, got any specials today?” “As a matter of fact, we do,” the barkeep replied. “We have a new drink invented by a gynecologist patron of ours. It’s a mixture of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff vodka.” “Geez,” Joe gasped, “what the hell is that?”...

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Question: Why do many men have a foot fetish?

Question: Why do many men have a foot fetish? Answer: Because they lost their virginity to a sock....

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A man went to a bordello. Once in the hooker’s room, he put a $100 bill…

A man went to a bordello. Once in the hooker’s room, he put a $100 bill on her bed and dropped his pants and boxers. The whore nearly fainted when she saw the guy’s 19-inch dick. “No way is that thing of yours going in my pussy!” the working girl exclaimed. “I’ll lick it and...

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Question: What do Vladimir Putin and a stiff prick have in common?

Question: What do Vladimir Putin and a stiff prick have in common? Answer: Neither has a conscience....

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An old man named Fred was sitting on a bench at the mall…

An old man named Fred was sitting on a bench at the mall. A few minutes later a young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors—green, red, orange, blue, yellow. The geezer just stared at him. The punk said sarcastically, “What’s the matter, Gramps? Never...

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Oh, please, Doris…

“Oh, please, Doris…let’s not discuss our marital problems in front of strangers!”...

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Question: What’s a woman’s asshole doing when…

Question: What’s a woman’s asshole doing when she’s having an orgasm? Answer: Usually hanging out with his friends....

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Asshole of the Month: John Eastman

It was a long, hot summer, with parched farmlands and cities across the U.S. breaking all-time heat records. The hottest city of all was the nation’s capital, blistering from the heat of the House Select Committee’s January 6 hearings. Now, with enough evidence presented to support criminal indictments, Trump is playing his usual tune when...

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Sofie Marie

“I fantasized about being published in HUSTLER for years,” says Sofie Marie, 42, from La Jolla, California. “I love the magazine and the beautiful women who have posed, and I wanted to see if I had the right look.” We think so, and the 5-foot-10 actress and entrepreneur adds to...

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Lisi Kitty

“I’m an angel, but there’s a demon in my soul,” admits Lisi Kitty, 26, a Ukrainian emigré residing in Madrid, Spain. The 5-foot-3 actress and model is into BDSM, which we don’t believe is a sin, but she is fascinated by a Renaissance painting inspired by Christian dogma. “I love...

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Lucky Bee

“Freedom lies in being bold,” declares Lucky Bee, 26, from Prague, Czech Republic. The 5-foot-2 pixie, who’s fluent in English, is bold and candid. “I want to be a businesswoman someday,” Lucky says. “I like shopping, taking walks in the countryside and driving real fast, so your readers know a...

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Going Up With Casey Calvert

The multitalented XXX phenom sets the stage for an erotic good time with her latest series. From The Producers to Smash, numerous films and series have revolved around the production of a stage play. They usually haven’t included the added allure of hardcore fucking—until now. Acclaimed adult performer Casey Calvert, who has been directing films...

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Vina Sky

“People think I’m a little girl because I look so young, but I feel like an old soul. If you’re under 25, sometimes you’re expected to be a big partier, but for fun, I like working out, traveling, reading, journaling or gardening. I recently bought my own house, and I’m...

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Freya Parker

“When I was 18, I began collecting HUSTLER magazines from an adult store that was right down the street. I was so enamored by the beautiful women and aesthetics of it all. I would even make collages with my favorite pictorials. I still have every single issue I collected to...

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Lily Jordan

“People were always telling me that I should do porn. They’d say, ‘You look like a porn star. I bet you’d be good at it.’ I never thought I would do it, even though I loved being a slut in real life. But I watched documentaries about the industry and...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Rahyndee James

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Rahyndee James, a mouthwatering morsel who hails from Florida. No doubt, this Sunshine State native is capable of bringing a warm front to any man’s crotch. Rahyndee made her first big impression on...

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Breast in Show 3

Greetings, dear readers—breast wishes to you! We’re back with another collection of beautiful boobs, tantalizing titties and heavenly hooters! Go ahead; sit back and enjoy as we hit you with our breast shots! And when you’re done here, check out our previous editions of Breast in Show here and here! Aria Giovanni Gabbie Carter Kylie...

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The Bloody Beauty Of J. Isobel De Lisle

Daughter of the Dark Lord J. Isobel De Lisle takes us on a trip down the ladder of our most primal desires with boudoir photography dripping in sex and fear. J. Isobel De Lisle says she doesn’t wander far from home these days, but she is in such demand, she doesn’t have to. When they...

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Supreme Court Now Just Making Shit Up

The Republican radicals in robes go rogue, and this is how democracy dies. Literally. As I’ve long warned here, Republicans have now trashed hundreds of years of constitutional norms and Senate traditions to pack the U.S. Supreme Court with radical, extremist right-wingers. The nation and planet will pay the price for generations. In the past...

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Mac Sabbath: Burgers, Blood & Beyond

What do you get when you combine fast food and heavy metal? A tasty musical spectacle with songs you can really sink your teeth into. Mac Sabbath does not do interviews. The whacked-out parody band, who base their songs on the tunes of Black Sabbath and the theme of fast food, demand to remain slathered...

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Kenzie Anne

“I was born and raised in Newbury Park, California, and my three best friends from childhood are still right by my side to keep me in check. I’ve surrounded myself with ambitious, hard-working women my whole life, which has always kept me pivoting and moving up. Even my best dates...

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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor Vol. 3

TGIF, everyone! It’s time to belly up to the bar to knock back a few stiff ones and enjoy a few laughs as we wind down after a long week of work. Providing the entertainment for this Happy Hour: HUSTLER’s arsenal of totally outrageous cartoons! So kick back and enjoy some truly intoxicating humor. Bottoms...

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HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food

The importance of a well-balanced diet can’t be overestimated—it’s the cornerstone of good health and longevity. It’s why we’re taught from an early age about the four food groups of fruit and vegetables, grain, dairy and protein. And speaking of protein, a healthy dose of gonad goo can help fill out one’s nutritional portfolio, too. ...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: River Lynn

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on River Lynn, a tall, blond drink of water from Gulf Shores, Alabama. Where this Dixie babe is concerned, we’re sure you’ll agree—it isn’t just the South that feels the urge to rise. River...

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Yoga Babes

Looking for some truly twisted erotic thrills? These XXX performers have some serious flex appeal! The human body is amazing. It can contort and flex in ways that frankly boggle the mind. (And make our muscles scream!) Now, combine those amazingly bendy skills with sex and you have the recipe to drive people wild! Below...

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XXXtreme Cosplay Queens

Do you lust after the fairy godmother from Shrek 2? Is your favorite redhead the Wendy’s girl? Or are you more of an anime stan? Erotic cosplay artists invite us into their amped-up world of immersive role-play and the larger-than-life characters they channel for our pleasure. To understand the essence of sexy adult cosplay, one...

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Michael Monroe: Too Fast to Die Young

The legendary Hanoi Rocks singer is still tearing it up with a scorching new solo album and an unearthed treasure from his storied musical past. Michael Monroe is a living, breathing, rock ‘n’ roll survivor. The singer/sax man has been at this for decades now. First as the leader of the glittery guttersnipes Hanoi Rocks,...

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