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Hump-Day Special: Popping Off Vol. 2

It’s the middle of the week—the perfect time to take (or should we say pop) a load off and recharge. Allow us to provide an explosive release from the midweek doldrums with a collection of particularly impressive pop-shots from the pages of HUSTLER. Revel in the warm, sticky splashes landing on the faces, titties, tummies...

Turning the Page With Maitland Ward

The sexy rebel who turned the world on its ear with her mainstream-to-XXX transition has released a memoir detailing her incredible journey. And she’s not done breaking new ground yet. Maitland Ward has conquered the entertainment world her entire career, from soap operas, beloved sitcoms and even porn! Recently, the Boy Meets World and The...

Amber Moore

“A lot of people don’t know I’m Filipino, and no one knows I do porn until I tell them! It’s so funny to see their reactions. They have no idea how sexual I am because I look innocent. But I have a lot of fun sex all the time. I...

Ziggy Star

“Being in the industry is strange. So many people outside of it still think like it’s the ’50s. I tweeted not long ago that some guy on the street recognized me from my work and screamed, ‘Jesus hates you—you’re a whore!’ I guess we don’t have the same definition of...

Ziggy Star & Cherie DeVille

“Besides having wild sex, the best things about being a porn star are the traveling and the parties. I get to see beautiful new places, and it’s fun to meet fans and network with other adult entertainers. I know I look pretty innocent, but I’m up for almost anything in...

Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 4

Hey, mister, looking for a good time? Well, you’ve come to the right place! We’re hitting the streets with another collection of outrageous jokes about the world’s oldest profession, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cartoon arsenal. Go ahead, buddy; book a date with hilarity! “I really, really, really would like a handjob!”...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Ziggy Star

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Ziggy Star, a dark-haired, vivacious babe whose beauty and sexual enthusiasm are truly out of this world.  This celestial dynamo made her first big splash in the pages of HUSTLER with the August...

MILF-tastic Mamas

Got MILF? Well, you’re about to get some! Join us as these red-hot mamas open up about their very special (and incredibly popular) XXX niche. We all know what MILF stands for, right? Yep, it’s “Mother I’d Love to Fuck.” It’s a phrase that probably needs no explanation, but just in case—think: women of a...

Come On…Where Do You Want It?

Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Women reveal where they want—and don’t want—a guy to shoot his load. If years of porn have told men one thing, it’s that the ladies love getting splashed with a hot load. After all, if the gods of gonads didn’t want us out there spackling the babes with sperm, they wouldn’t...

Saturday Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 5

Ready to get hosed in the best possible way? Prepare for another celebration of beautiful, shapely legs sheathed in sexy stockings—you’ll definitely go gaga for these hosiery-adorned gams! And when you’re done here, check out our previous editions of Stocking Up here! Tiffany Rayne Cassidy Cruise Ashley Scott Georgia Jones Valentina Paradis Cadey Mercury Sophie...

Brunet Bush Brigade Vol. 7

It’s time to get into another delightfully hairy situation! Join us for a parade of dark, lush pubes, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Go ahead; dive in and let the fur fly! Freya Parker Scarlit Scandal Paris Lincoln Ember Snow Gina Valentina Alina Lopez...

Inside the Torture Garden

Looking for a fetish event that provides world-class entertainment in a safe, comfortable environment? Welcome to the Met Gala of kink. In the realm of fetishes, there are just as many kinks as there are degrees by which people can explore their given obsessions. The tricky thing is bringing all of those variables together under...

Friday Funnies: Old Fucks

For these randy geezers, there might be snow on the roof, but there’s definitely still fire in the furnace. They’re not getting older, they’re just getting hornier! So go ahead, have a few laughs as these sexed-up seniors get their geriatric freak on! “Invite me in, or I’m calling the police.” “I feel like titty-fucking,...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 5

Are you ready to Think Pink? We hope so, because we have another captivating collection of HUSTLER Honeys opening wide for you. Prepare to sink into the pink—enjoy! Scarlett Alexis  Ana Foxxx Casey Calvert  Charlie Red Blue Angel Aspen Rae Scarlet Red Haley Reed Zoey Taylor...

Sunday Funday: Beaver-on-Beaver Action

HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt is always a cause for joy and celebration—after all, where else are you going to see daring babes-next-door, baring everything for the whole world to see? But sometimes our amateur photo section is extra-special, with two, or even three, Beavers teaming up to give readers an extraordinary treat! With that in...

Erotic Art

Meet a group of talented performers who excel at expressing their sexuality on the canvas as well as on the screen. Art is meant to evoke thoughts, provoke discussion and elicit responses from the viewer. A surefire way to nail all three is to use sex as the subject matter! I had the privilege of...

Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 3

Step on into a delightfully gratifying time, courtesy of HUSTLER Honeys dressed in sexy heels—and precious little else! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Well Heeled Honeys here and here! Freya Parker Kenzie Anne Jessica Lockwood Abby Cross Kiara Lord Lyra Law Lexi Belle...

Panties, Socks and Shoes—Oh, My!

When these babes clean out their closets and underwear drawers, they make big bank—by selling their intimate items to their fans! Join us as they share their secrets. Have you ever wanted to own an article of clothing from one of the hot babes you watch in your favorite XXX scenes and webcam shows? I...

Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In Vol. 2

Prepare to get your freak on! We’re whipping up a hilariously twisted treat for you, courtesy of HUSTLER’s arsenal of outrageous cartoons! What are you waiting for? Get cracking! And when you’re done here, check out our first edition of Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In here!  “Don’t worry about trying to objectify yourself for...

HUSTLER Classic: Aria Ready for This?

The world of porn has graced lucky jackoffs with many, many hot performers over the decades. But once in a while we’re graced with a beauty so exquisite that a guy can’t help but stand up and take notice—especially in the pants.  Case in point: Aria Giovanni, who catapulted into the consciousness of masturbators everywhere...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lily Jordan

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lily Jordan, a tasty little morsel whose innocent, girl-next-door demeanor belies a fierce sexual appetite.  Lily made her first big splash in the pages of HUSTLER with the January ‘20 pictorial “Share &...

Good Goth!

Looking to have a very Happy Halloween? Prepare to be scared stiff by these spooky sirens! Not to be a killjoy, but your Captain America costume is totally inappropriate for Halloween. It may not officially be a high holiday for you, but those who worship at the altar of everything creepy-crawly might beg to differ....

Thanks for Thongs

This Thanksgiving HUSTLER expresses its deepest gratitude for that tiny magical strip of material: the thong. The way it teases, tantalizes, tortures, mesmerizes—fucks with your head until you beg for a glimpse of the treasures it’s hiding. It defines and separates beautiful butt cheeks—hypnotizes as it disappears into the crack between. How can so little...

This Is the Presidential Election

Turnout for the midterms is always lower than for main elections with POTUS on the bill. This could help the Republicans in two ways, if Democrats don’t counteract with a massive turnout in November: First, low turnouts almost always favor Republicans, who vote in higher-percentage numbers. Second, the party of the incumbent President historically suffers...

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