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Tiffany Tatum & Zazie Skymm

“I’m most turned on by a good kiss. If he or she kisses with passion, then I’m in love. My ideal partner has to be funny, honest and a little bit of a pervert. He also needs to like watching horror movies…and snuggling with cats. I started doing porn because,...

Get Back in the Game!

Stuck in a sexual dry spell that seems like it will never end? You’re not alone. Luckily, we have some advice on getting back in action. Everyone goes through a dry spell from time to time. Sex is one of those things that the whole of humanity, chock full of raging hormones, is genetically programmed...

Blake Bartelli

“I adore the feeling of the sun warming my skin. It’s so sensuous. I’d walk around naked all the time if only I could. But there are too many stupid, uptight rules. Recently a friend dared me to have sex on a first date. She had been fucking on first...

Thanks for the Laughs: A HUSTLER Cartoon Thanksgiving

Sure, Thanksgiving is known as a day for filling our guts—but why not bust one, too? Take a break from shoving things into your mouth and let a few laughs out of it instead by gobbling up this collection of HUSTLER’s Turkey Day-themed artwork. “Turkey? Let’s start a tradition of having something we really want...

Polyamorous Breakups

Splitting up can be particularly complicated when you’re in a polyamorous relationship. Here are some tips for making the break as painless as possible. Breakups are tough regardless of the circumstances, but when you’re polyamorous, they can be especially tricky to navigate. While multiple partners often translate to multiple avenues of support, they can also...

Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set!

Lights… camera… hilarity! Join us on set as we take a deep, riotously funny dive into the XXX industry, courtesy of HUSTLER’s archive of gut-busting cartoons. Enjoy! “In this next scene your parents have just died in a horrible car crash, and Leroy here comforts you by shoving his huge black cock in your ass. Action!”...

Saturday Special: Bald Is Beautiful

Don’t get us wrong; the return of bush has been a glorious development in the world of contemporary porn. But there’s something to be said about the unadorned beauty of a clean shaven pussy, without even the faintest wisp of a landing strip to distract from the pink paradise on display. So sleek. So streamlined....

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zazie Skymm

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Zazie Skymm, a blond beauty from Budapest, Hungary, also known as the Pearl of the Danube—and Zazie is certainly a precious gem as far as we’re concerned. Zazie made her first big impression...

When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong

Ever dropped a mortifying blooper in the bedroom when you’ve tried to make sexy banter? You’re not alone. Read on for some dirty-talk nightmares—and some advice on how to avoid them. When we were in high school, sex was one of those things that seemed pretty cut and dried. You got naked, stuck your pee-pee...

Little Miss Nasty: The Best in Burlesque

Most burlesque troupes entertain their patrons with a combination of striptease and bawdy dance. Little Miss Nasty is not like most burlesque troupes. Their approach to the art form is heavily steeped in punk, heavy metal and gothic aesthetics. From the moment their show begins, before any of the performers appear onstage, the tease starts…...

Going Deep!

Exploring the joys and perils of deep-throating. Many a man in the process of receiving a blowjob has been gripped by the urge to grab his partner by the back of the head and try to bury their schlongs so far back that it connects with her uvula. But trying to sneak in an extra...

Jack Black: Three-Quarters Erect!

The School of Rock star talks about the enduring legacy of Ronnie James Dio, what’s next for his band Tenacious D and just how excited he is to speak with us. A bowling alley in the San Fernando Valley is probably the last place you would expect to find a collection of world-class rock stars...

And the Trophy Goes to…

With porn awards season looming, we talk to some of our favorite performers about the roller coaster experience of being nominated, winning and losing. Regardless of your line of work, it’s nice to be recognized for all that you do, and the adult entertainment industry is no exception. Where adult-industry awards are concerned, the process...

Cougars on the Prowl

A new study has found that older women aren’t getting laid as much as they’d like to, but take heart, ladies—there are definite sexual advantages to getting up there in years. Porn sometimes gets mocked for being unrealistic. Like, how often do step-siblings actually bone, amiright?! But one thing that the adult industry understands is...

Syren Sexton & Charles Dera

Dr. Hal Barthelme (Charles Dera) had been fantasizing about the girl in the blue dress (Syren Sexton) for weeks. He had first seen her, under most unusual circumstances, while riding the subway. Dr. Hal was performing an emergency tracheotomy on a stricken passenger when he glanced up briefly, only to be met by the mysterious...

Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 4

Cheers, readers; it’s Happy Hour once again, and we’re here to make things that much happier with some gut-busting humor from HUSTLER’s archive of outrageous cartoons! Bottoms up, and enjoy a few rounds of laughs on us. “I think if there’s one thing we’ve all learned from this, it’s that we haven’t learned a goddamn...

HUSTLER Classic: Southern Exposure

It’s often said that the South will rise again. More than 150 years after the Civil War it still remains to be seen if that prediction will prove to be true, but one thing’s for sure—you’ll certainly find something rising after checking out these photos. In this installment of HUSTLER Classic, we present to you...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Syren Sexton

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Syren Sexton, a blond bombshell from Merry Old England—and Siren has certainly given us plenty to be merry about over the years.  Syren made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers with the...

Like Body, Like Cock

Want to keep your unit in working order as you amble on into your golden years? Put down the chips and pick up the exercise equipment! We’re always hearing about how we need exercise, that we’re supposed to ditch the booze and cigarettes, avoid any bathroom where they might be snorting cocaine off the toilet...

Ahmet Zappa: A Frank Discussion

The son of rock legend Frank Zappa discusses his father’s work, the greatness of Dio, his own future musical ambitions and the joy of holograms. During his lifetime, Frank Zappa created a catalog of music unlike anyone before or after him. But we are sure if asked, like most dads he would probably say his...

Twitch Treats

Grab your joystick, it’s time to play! Prepare yourself, because these sex workers/Twitch streamers definitely have game! If you’re a fan of gaming, you have definitely heard of Twitch! And if you’re a fan of games and porn—then this article is for you! An ever-growing number of sex workers from all facets of the industry...

Friday Funnies: Wizard of Ah-ha-has

Ready for some wonderful laughs? It’s time to hit that road of yellow bricks and head for a magical land of humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Click your heels and prepare for hilarity! “Run for Congress. Then you won’t need courage or a brain.”  “You get her heart. You take her brain. And I’ll...

HUSTLER Classic: Fake Slim Shady, Real Hot Lady

Now here’s a pictorial you can really lose yourself in.  For this edition of HUSTLER Classic we’re traveling back to the November ‘03 pictorial “Gina Lynn: Down & Dirty,” which brought a unique twist to the phenomenon of porn stars crossing over into mainstream entertainment.  The pictorial, lensed by Laurent Sky, featured busty blond bombshell...

Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 2

Hungry for some hot, juicy action? We’re getting to the bottom of things with another probing exploration of tongue-to-bung thrills. Go ahead; dive in! And if you’re still hankering for some between-the-cheeks fun after this, check out our first installment of Ass Eaters Unanimous here! Alexa Grace & Lauren Phillips Cindy & Bobbie Malena Morgan...

So, Who’s Making the First Move?

With dating dynamics shifting and consent at the forefront now more than ever, we explore the delicate art of breaking the ice. Dating has always been a source of anxiety for both men and women. There are just so many questions before meeting someone for the first time: Will they like me? Will I like...

Heavy Petting With Porn Stars: Holiday Edition

Some of our favorite XXX performers show off their furry friends and tell us how they bring extra joy to the holiday season. Festive outfits are a fun staple of the holiday season. Santa hats, ugly sweaters and even playful reindeer antlers! Now take those jolly outfits, add four paws, a tail (and even feathers),...

Riki Rachtman: One Foot in the Gutter

The former Headbangers Ball host talks Sunset Strip debauchery, the legend of The Cathouse and his new one-man show. No one had a better front row seat to the boom and eventual bust of the hard rock hair-metal scene than Riki Rachtman. As both host of MTV’s Headbangers Ball and co-founder of the legendary Los...

Tim Vigil: Love of the Damned

The artist behind the groundbreaking Faust comic book series discusses his inspirations, how he got his boundary-pushing creation off the ground and what he thinks of extreme imagery in comics. In the realm of superhero comic-book artists that push major boundaries, Tim Vigil has been a prominent name since the ’80s. His delightfully grisly work...

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