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Gina Lynn

“Okay, so he isn’t Eminem, but he kinda looks like him, and he has a big dick; that’s all that matters. He gives it to me right where I like it: in the subway station. After I suck him off, he gives me his version of the slim (and slick)...
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Rebel Lynn

“I used to do phone sex before I started camming. There were these online chatrooms, and I’d go in, have phone sex and masturbate with strangers I’d never encounter ever again. It was so hot! They didn’t know who I was, and I didn’t know who they were. We just...
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Jessica Starling

“Growing up, I was extremely shy and anxious. I didn’t like talking to or meeting new people, and any situation where I was the center of attention was my worst nightmare. I’ve grown radically since then, and I pushed myself out of my comfort zone when I started working in...
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Small Meets Tall

Meet the size queens of the adult industry, models who are celebrated for their height, whether that be 4-8 Or 6-6. HUSTLER paired small performers with tall performers for interviews to discover the long and the short of their XXX careers. We want everything. Tattoos. No tattoos. Big butts. Augmented breasts. Long hair. Short hair....
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Satanic Panic

There are many reasons to love the latest and greatest season of the Duffer brothers’ Netflix smash hit, Stranger Things: the stellar cast, the practical effects, Kate Bush, Metallica—but best of all? Its unabashed love for the greatest role-playing game of all time, Dungeons & Dragons. For those who have never experienced the sublime pleasure...
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The (SE)X Files

With the oversaturation of true crime and murder podcasts, it’s a shame that no one wants to talk about the greatest mystery of Pandemic Times: Why the sharp and sudden drop-off in public sex? At the behest of our lawyers, we are obliged to state that HUSTLER does not condone the illegal act of indecent...
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Sex on the First Date?

Sex on the first date: yea or nay? Not you, dude. This one is for the ladies. Because unlike men, women are made to carry some unfortunate and patently unfair baggage when consenting to a hot fuck sans courtship. Safety, stigma, the disgusting state of male hygiene—honestly, is it really worth it? Vogue asked this...
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A Very Vore Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving, Turkey Day, Black Friday Eve—whatever you want to call it, the holiday is first and foremost a food odyssey. Specifically, that succulent bird and all the mouthwatering trimmings you know and love. Personally, we’re thankful for fetish models and content creators like Miss Whitney Morgan. A cook in the bedroom and a whore in...
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The Breeders

[Voice of Jerry Seinfeld] “What’s the deal with breeding?!” Seriously though, what does it mean to have a breeding kink, and how is it more than just a deliberate creampie surprise? As with any fetish, it’s open to interpretation. Some people actually want to get pregnant and have as many babies as possible; others use...
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On this special holiday…

“On this special holiday, we are so very thankful to you, oh, Lord—especially for giving Alex Jones the ass-fucking he so richly deserves.”...
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Senator Mitch McConnell Gets a Checkup

“Your prostate is in the Ted Cruz phase. It’ll itch, fester and annoy the hell out of you until you cut it out and get rid of the fucker.”...
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I’m Letting You Off…

“I’m letting you off with a warning this time. And by ‘warning,’ I mean blowjob.”...
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After taking golf lessons for two weeks, Paula felt ready…

After taking golf lessons for two weeks, Paula felt ready for her first round. But while out on the course the young woman was stung by a bee. The pain was so intense that Pau­la headed back to the clubhouse. On the way she ran into her instructor, Bill. Noticing her discomfort, the golf pro...
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Betty went to the cemetery…

Betty went to the cemetery every Saturday to water the flowers on her husband’s grave. After the widow was finished, she always walked backward to her car. One day her friend Sally came along on the cemetery jaunt. As they were leaving the grave, Sally asked, “Why are you walking backward?” “When Harry was alive,”...
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Question: How do you know when…

Question: How do you know when you’ve had a great blowjob? Answer: You have to burp the cocksucker to get your balls back....
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Todd Went To His Psychiatrist…

Todd went to his psychiatrist and 11 exclaimed, “Doc, you’ve got to help me! My wife is unfaithful. Every Friday night she goes to Larry’s Bar and picks up men. In fact, she’ll fuck anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” the shrink advised. “Take a deep...
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Alan Was Arrested For Embezzlement And…

Alan was arrested for embezzlement and thrown in jail. The first night he shared a cell with a huge redneck named Bubba. “Yo, little man, you got a choice,” Bubba grunted. “Choice of what?” Alan meekly asked. “You can be my husband or my wife,” the redneck proposed. After pondering the situation, Alan said, “I...

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