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December 2022

Jazlyn Ray
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Going Deep!
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Going Deep!

Exploring the joys and perils of deep-throating.

Many a man in the process of receiving a blowjob has been gripped by the urge to grab his partner by the back of the head and try to bury their schlongs so far back that it connects with her uvula. But trying to sneak in an extra inch or two sometimes opens a can of worms. This affinity for deep-dive oral may even spiral into what is known as a face-fuck kink, making the average blowjob seem like a subpar experience. For guys with this particular compulsion, head simply isn’t enjoyable if he can’t pummel those tonsils. 

But even more importantly, there’s a very good chance that the head-giver might not appreciate such efforts. In fact, the mere idea of some dude trying to give them a full-blown tonsillectomy with a pubic hair mustache is enough to make some women want to puke. “I’ll barf if it goes too far in,” Megan from Akron, Ohio, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “I literally throw up every time I try to deep-throat.”

Megan is far from alone. Most women don’t want to spend a few days sucking on throat lozenges because their esophagi, now brandishing mushroom stamps, have been beaten into submission. Meaning that, for the man with the face-fuck kink, a girl who’s willing to get savagely jawboned is a rare find. That’s not to say she isn’t out there. More to the point, it may even be possible to turn your little love muffin into a face-fuck champion. But it’s going to take a little dedication, practice and care. 

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