My Neighbor’s Bush

It’s been said that good fences make good neighbors, but judging from My Neighbor’s Bush, a nice pube patch might be a better way to build community relations. Forget block parties and potluck gatherings; the path to neighborhood bonding is lined with thick bushes on hot babes-next-door. Alice Visby, a cute, sturdily built brunette, is grappling with the prospect of shearing her crotch curls—it seems her boyfriend has been pressuring her to go with the clean-shaved look. Luckily, she seeks out her kindly neighbor (Tyler Nixon) for advice on this grooming dilemma. Eager for his counsel, Visby unveils her well-kempt twat tendrils. Nixon can’t help but marvel at the trim job and softness of Visby’s pussy pelt, rubbing his cheek against her bush like a baby snuggling a plush toy. In short order, Tyler’s prick is sawing in and out of Visby’s hairy snatch like he’s competing in a lumberjack contest. In a subsequent scene, Nicole Sage’s bikini bottom struggles to contain the mighty thatch that sprawls from between her legs like creeping ivy. If everyone took Sage’s lead, the Gillette company would be filing for bankruptcy, but her neighbor doesn’t seem to mind. He dropped by Sage’s place to start a Neighborhood Watch Committee, but after catching an eyeful of her thick vag-vines, the only thing he’s interested in patrolling is her lush crotch jungle. Laney Grey is another eye-pleaser, lovingly brushing and moisturizing her nether-mane and teasing it to its full, voluminous glory before getting banged. Bush lovers, rejoice; you’ll definitely want to root around in this offering. Order your copy at AdultDVDEmpire.com. —P.D.R.