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June 2024

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Heavy Petting With Porn Stars: Holiday Edition
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Heavy Petting With Porn Stars: Holiday Edition

Some of our favorite XXX performers show off their furry friends and tell us how they bring extra joy to the holiday season.

Festive outfits are a fun staple of the holiday season. Santa hats, ugly sweaters and even playful reindeer antlers! Now take those jolly outfits, add four paws, a tail (and even feathers), and you have the recipe for perfect pet fashion! Below are a group of animal owners in the adult-entertainment industry who have a closet full of pet outfits, and yes—there are pictures!

Photo courtesy of Linzee Ryder

HUSTLERMagazine.com: Tell us about your pets!

Linzee Ryder: I have the two best tuxedo rescue cats from a local shelter (Faerie Tales Cat Rescue) that I adopted six years ago when they were both kittens. The first one was adopted because I felt my family needed a pet to care for and love! Her name [is] Figaro and she meows all the time, she loves her attention but is a bit of a scaredy cat—the slightest noise will send her on a sprint! After having her for a few months I thought she needed another kitty to keep her company so we went and looked again. The one we fell in love with immediately was this tiny little kitten; he was so small—the runt of the litter—and needed a lot of vet attention as a baby, but is very healthy now. His name is Miggy (I named him after Miggy/Miguel Cabrera, my favorite player for the Detroit Tigers), and he is a riot! He plays fetch with toys and has a straw fetish; he will literally swipe the straws out of your drink when you’re not looking, and we find them all around the house! He’s a lover, though, big-time lap cat whose purr is the best medicine. So in short, I have two fantastic fur babies, Figgy and Miggy!

Eric Dikkersun & Jessica Lust: Marty was born May 21, 2014. It was a Wednesday. He was born in the midwest, likely in Missouri. Marty also has lots of pet names, like Martopolis, Mart, Dog, Woofer, Martouf, Farty Marty, Beagler. Marty is a mix of hard-working, friendly breeds. He has a large bit of golden retriever with an equal measure of blue heeler, aka Australian cattle dog.

Photo courtesy of Angel DeLuca

Angel DeLuca: His name is Dexter. No, not Dexter’s Laboratory, but the other one. He is going to be seven years old on February 29th. Yup, he was born on a leap year!

Maleka aka MyPrettyFeet8: I have chickens! Six hens named SweetPea, Sassy, Snowball, Rainbow Egg, Chip and Marshmallow, and one rooster named McFlooferson! I’m not a fan of owning cats and dogs, but after the issues with the supply chain, in 2020, I decided we should get chickens to ensure we always had fresh eggs. What I didn’t know was how lovable they are! They each have different personalities and sounds, and when they’re hand-raised from chicks, the bond we have with them is so wonderful! And they are also addictive, haha!

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