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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Britney Amber

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Britney Amber, a bright-eyed, blond beauty with a million-watt smile and a body to match.  Britney made her first big splash on the pages of HUSTLER with the November ‘11 pictorial “Tuesday Cross...
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Distressed by Her Dress?

Worried that your girl dresses too provocatively when she’s at work or out on the town? Here’s why you should put your ego in check and stop stressing about her wardrobe. One of the leading complaints men often have about their relationships with women is that they dress far too sexy for the outside world....
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Serene Siren & Marykate Moss

“The first time I was with a girl, it started with kissing, and it just felt really good. After that I did it all the time! At every party, there I was, making out with some pretty friend. My first time going all the way with a girl was when...
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The Transition of Rubie Havoc

Veteran performer Rubie Havoc talks about her career in the adult industry, her decision to come out as trans and the XXX world’s reaction to her announcement.  HUSTLERMagazine.com: You’ve had a long and storied career in the adult industry for a decade! What led to your decision to enter the world of porn? Rubie Havoc: I...
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Lingerie Lovedolls 12

Rejoice, it’s time once again to celebrate hot Honeys stripping out of their dainty underthings to show off the goods underneath. Go ahead, enjoy the panty party! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Lingerie Lovedolls here! Gianna Dior Nicole Kitt Jessica Starling Kenzie Anne Scarlett Alexis Alyssa...
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Blag Dahlia: Popping Off With Ralph Champagne

The singer of notorious punk band The Dwarves turns it down but is no less dirty with a new alter ego and solo album. If HUSTLERMagazine.com had a playlist, then it would have to feature the new album Introducing Ralph Champagne in heavy rotation. Why? It’s packed with filthy little ditties about sex, betrayal, drugs...
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Friday Funnies: Farm-Fresh Humor

Rise and shine; it’s time to milk the cows, slop the pigs and have a few good laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. We’re willing to bet the farm that these knee-slappers will have you laughing till the cows come home! “Hey farm boy! You lookin’ for a good time?” “Okay, I...
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Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ Vol. 2

Break out your pencil, class is in session! We’re here to help you study hard with a hardcore collection of sexy schoolgirls, tantalizing teachers and pussy-pounding professors. They’ll give you a lesson you won’t soon forget! And when you’re done here, check out our first installment of Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ here! Barely Legal...
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Epic Moments in XXX History: The S.S. Pussyman Goes Down…Literally

It was supposed to be a breezy porn shoot at sea. It turned out to be a nautical disaster. By 1997, porn director David Christopher—aka Pussyman—had decided to sell his stake in Snatch Productions and strike out on his own, but before he could do that, he owed the company one more movie. His partners...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Freya Parker

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Freya Parker, an enchanting temptress from Fort Collins, Colorado—and much like the Rocky Mountain views that adorn her hometown, Freya is quite the breathtaking sight indeed.  The Centennial State beauty first made a...
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Yummy YouTubers

YouTube has become a go-to staple for the video-craving masses on a daily basis. You can watch everything from cooking recipes to people being bitten by rattlesnakes!  There is also a large presence of adult stars that share their off-screen life and passions with us lucky viewers. Below are just a few of the adult-industry...
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Last Ho Down at the BunnyRanch

Like everyone at Nevada’s premiere brothel, the Moonlite BunnyRanch, I was shocked by the news of Dennis Hof’s sudden death on October 16, 2018, just two days after he celebrated his 72nd birthday. Incredibly, exactly three weeks later America’s Pimp Master General won a highly coveted seat to represent the 36th district in the Nevada...
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Busty Blond Babes Part 7

Fair-haired beauties with big breasts—it just doesn’t get much better than that, does it? No, of course it doesn’t! With that in mind, join us for another glorious salute to chesty blond Honeys. And when you’re done here, check out our previous installments of Busty Blond Babes here! Jessica Starling Mona Loveless Shay Laren Kitty...
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Misha Montana: Tough as Nails, Hot as Hell

She survived a stroke and still throws down with everything she has on camera and in the wrestling ring. Allow Misha Montana to fill you with sexy inspiration. Misha Montana has lived more in two years than what most of us experience in a lifetime. But when you know what you want and will stop...
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 4

Here’s something to wag your tail about! We’re going to the dogs once again with another collection of canine-centric humor courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead, woof it up! And when you’re done with these, dive into our previous editions of Dogging It here, here and here!  “Yeah, I’m the filthy...
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Bewitching Women

Spirituality is practiced in myriad forms, including tarot reading, astrology, crystals and even witchcraft. HUSTLER interviewed five practicing enchantresses in the adult industry to find out more about their spiritual abilities and gifts. Get ready to be elevated to a higher plane… DESTINY DIAZ Twitter: @DDestiny_Diaz Destiny realized her special intuitive gifts at the age...
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Bob Baer Declassified

The Ex-CIA Spy Spills The Central Intelligence Agency awarded Bob Baer the Career Intelligence Medal for his 21 years of service in the CIA’s Directorate of Operations in the Middle East and elsewhere. But after retiring in the late ’90s, the ex-spy spoke out about the agency, becoming what The New York Times called “a...
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Actions Speak Louder Than Words

Actions speak louder than words. Never has that old adage rung truer than right now! It’s a new year, and after another contentious election, tempers are feverishly high. Increasingly extreme rhetoric on both sides is only fueling the flames and increasing the partisan divide. What Democrats need are actions to prevent this country from sliding...
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Jazlyn Ray

“I am a huge music girl. I love indie, alternative, rap, pop, house, a little country, psychedelic—everything! “I was very wild, eccentric and outgoing growing up… strong-willed, which is still true to this day. But I’m always looking to grow and change into the best version of myself. “My most...
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Ziva Fey

“A few years ago I learned about the history of HUSTLER Magazine, and it really intrigued me. A few of my friends had been published, so I thought I might get the chance to be featured one day too. And now I’m here! I’m a workaholic, so I like to...
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Georgia Adair

Hailing from the frozen tundra of Wisconsin, 25-year-old hottie Georgia Adair started working as an exotic dancer and doing mainstream modeling for local catalogs. Her porn career finally started to take off when the leggy Leo created her own website. But even with all the attention, she’s still down-to-earth and...

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