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February 2023

Kiara Cole
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Ultimate Fuck Toy: Charly Summer

Race relations in the United States have been, to put it mildly, strained in recent years. Bigotry is once again on the rise in MAGA-land, like a turd that refuses to flush. Luckily, Ultimate Fuck Toy: Charly Summer serves as a jizz-drenched reminder that the races can come together in harmony and joy. Judging from this offering, black cock is to Charly Summer what media attention is to Elon Musk: She deeply craves it and will go to great lengths to obtain it. In this offering, the milky-skinned enchantress enjoys a gamut of orifice-stretching carnal adventures with an asspacking assemblage of African-American castmates. In one standout scene, Summer offers herself on her knees, blindfolded and collared. A quintet of brothers whip out their ebony meat mallets and comically wallop Summer’s face before tossing her around like a sock puppet and putting the self-described “greedy fucking whore” through her sexual paces. Almost absurd in its excesses, the scene reaches its zenith with a double-anal penetration of sphincter-punishing proportions. It’s a high point that would be nearly impossible to surpass, and in truth the rest of this offering never quite matches this colon-crushing spectacle. Still, there is more fun to be had, thanks largely to Summer’s delightful dirty talk. While getting her nether-ports pummeled by dusky woodsman Rob Piper, Summer lets loose with a barrage of filthy patter, to wit: “Yeah, stick it in my fucking mouth! I want to taste all those ass juices!” Clearly, Summer’s mouth is capable of providing thrills in more ways than one. You’ll play with Ultimate Fuck Toy: Charly Summer over and over again. —P.D.R.

Race relations in the United States have been, to put it mildly, strained in recent years. Bigotry is once again on the rise in MAGA-land, like a turd that refuses to flush. Luckily, Ultimate Fuck Toy: Charly Summer serves as a jizz-drenched reminder that the races can come together in harmony and joy. Judging...
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