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May 2024

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New Year’s Resolutions: XXX Edition
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New Year’s Resolutions: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share their goals and hopes for 2023.

Can you believe 2023 is almost here? A new year means a fresh start and a new beginning to improve oneself and achieve your goals! What’s even better is when those resolutions and goals are SEXY! I asked a group of XXX stars from all facets of the industry what hot and steamy changes are on the horizon for them for the coming year. Trust me, you’re not going to be able to wait until the “stroke” of midnight!

Saya Song. Photo by Adrian Lorenzana @smallicedcoffee

Saya Song (Twitter: @sayasongx): “2023 is the year I want to start getting cosmetic upgrades, because I’m already 36, and if I don’t start getting Botox now, I’ll probably regret it. I’m starting to get a small fine line on the bridge of my nose that won’t go away because I’m always cringing or scowling at something! Also, the older I get the more I think about getting breast implants. I just want to experience life with big breasts to see how different it is. I’m okay with getting them taken out in 10-15 years and living out the rest of my days ‘au naturel.’ I would just feel better if someone took me to their plastic surgeon and held my hand through the process. I’m terrified of getting bad plastic surgery.”

Photo courtesy of Violet October

Violet October (Twitter: @VioletOctober): “My sexy New Year’s resolutions are pretty eXXXciting for 2023. I have moved my art from Patreon to Fansly so that my fans can enjoy my art with sensual and sexual themes without puritanical restrictions. I am also currently redecorating and upgrading my stream room; that way I can give my fans more elaborate, creative streams. In 2023, I’m going back to what made me fall in love with adult streaming: complete creative control and forever finding new ways to fuse art with porn.”

Photo courtesy of Sophia Locke

Sophia Locke (Twitter: @_SophiaLocke_): “My 2023 resolution is to focus completely on my return to the adult industry. I’m so grateful I was given a second chance and I’m eager to shoot and work with as many amazing people as possible! Another goal is to continue doing content that educates the general public about how this business runs. I want to help demystify the industry and reduce the stigma that people still have around porn.”

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