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December 2022

Jazlyn Ray
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Home for the Holidays
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Home for the Holidays

Some of our favorite XXX performers share awkward, sexy and hilarious stories about their family gatherings over the holidays.

Ahh, nothing beats going back home and spending time with loved ones and old friends…right? Of course, not everything always goes according to plan, and fights, tension and awkward conversations can ensue. Now, take all of that and combine it with being an adult entertainer, and you have a recipe for chaos! 

Below are a few stars that wanted to share their awkward, infuriating, sexy and funny experiences they’ve had when they’ve gone back home for the holidays. Read on, and take heart in the fact that your own holiday get-togethers with the family are only moderately weird in comparison…

Chantal Massuh-Fox

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Twitter: @Chantallikesfi1

“It was Christmas time and my family decided to take a very fancy trip to Spain for the holidays. My family is very conservative so I of course rock the boat, from the things I wear to the things I say. So we are trying to have a nice family dinner, but my mom and I somehow get into a huge fight, because moms, am I right!? Something about the tension really boils over in the holidays. So, I stormed out of the Airbnb in a foreign country with my sister. We walk a few blocks and find a guy selling weed in the park at 2 a.m. on Christmas. When in Rome! We got super high and went out and had an amazing time. I ended up making out with someone at a club. When I got back to the Airbnb stumbling in, I was so toasted that I made up with my mom, and we enjoyed the holidays!”

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