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Saturday Special: All About the Anal Vol. 3

Tap her in the crapper, schtup her in the pooper! It’s time once again to go in through the out door with another pictorial celebration of butt-banging action, so dive right in! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of All About the Anal here and here! Jojo Kiss...
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HUSTLER Two-Times: Jasmine Caro

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Jasmine Caro, who hails from Miami—which is often referred to as Magic City, and this enchanting brunette certainly has a magical effect on anyone who lays eyes on her.  Jasmine first made...
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The Ups, Downs, Ins and Outs of Anal

Considering a sexy trip down the old dirt road? Let these tales of tush-tapping triumph and backdoor bummers serve as your guide before diving in. Anal sex can be intense, sexy, and fun; but it can also veer into the muddy terrain of painful and… poopy. For anal veterans and newbies alike, there are some...
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Embracing Your Guilty Pleasure

Many of us have a sexual proclivity that we’re reluctant to reveal to others for fear of judgment. But beware—keeping your kink under wraps can do more harm than good. Some of the kinkiest bastards known to mankind must, unfortunately, keep their deepest, darkest desires buried even deeper inside for fear that revealing their diddle-time...
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Unfavorable Positions

Sure, the elaborate sex positions you see in XXX videos look amazing on screen, but before you try them at home, beware—if you’re not careful, you just might throw out your back before busting a nut. Everyone seems to be trying to fuck like a porn star these days. They’ve brushed up on their sex...
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Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some naturally funny jokes.  “She’s not bad. The attic may be empty, but the basement is full.”...
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part V

You have to love a beautiful woman who isn’t afraid to take her satisfaction into her own hands. Join us as we salute diddle-happy HUSTLER Honeys as they give themselves the finger in the best possible way.  Frankie Kennedy  Sky Pierce Lena Anderson Jessie Andrews Chanell Heart  Anna Lee Taylor May...
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Octavia Red

“I would describe myself as an eccentric creative. I’m very loud in my head, but quiet in my presence. It’s important for me to create a life I am happy to live, so I need to be passionate about how I spend my time. For instance, on Friday nights I...
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Addi Lee

“I’m full of little secrets. I think a woman with a bit of mystery is sexy. But I’ll let you in on a couple: Number one, I’m obsessed with true crime documentaries. I’ve always been into forensics and learning about the criminal mind. Second is that I love to taste...
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Kayla Kayden

“I’ve never had a traditional job, like working in an office. I started modeling when I was 18, and after a few years I transitioned to porn. My favorite thing about being in the business is the sex…and climaxing, of course. I get to meet new people all the time,...
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Way 2 Spicy

Did you hear the one about the Instagram model who tried to “trap” Drake, only to end up with a shot of hot sauce up her coochie? Truly, we live in the golden age of celebrity news. In a blog interview, [name redacted] claims she hooked up with Drizzy for some good ol’ fashioned consensual...
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The Joy of Cucking

Cuck is an ugly word made uglier by the ugly people who use it to make themselves feel less ugly inside. But words only have power when we give them power, which is why it is high time to collectively call bullshit on the hate and let yourself enjoy all that nonmonogamy has to offer....
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Stupid Sexy Candy

Unbelievable as it may seem, Tucker Carlson losing his mind over the de-yassification of brown and green M&Ms is probably the least interesting thing about this story. You may recall that in January, as the world stood at the brink of war, a story of profound importance gripped our collective consciousness like a titanium vice....
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“Maus” Trap

“Orwellian” is putting it mildly. In January a Tennessee school board banned a Pulitzer Prize-winning book from its libraries. What pernicious tome could have provoked such an extreme course of action? A manual for constructing homemade pipe bombs, perhaps? Nope. Alas, it leans heavily on the “deeply troubling” end of the spectrum. Holocaust graphic novel...
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Maddie went into a bar in Texas and noticed a handsome cowboy…

Maddie went into a bar in Texas and noticed a handsome cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. They were the biggest she’d ever seen. The twentysomething sashayed up to him and asked, “Is it true what they say about men with really big feet being well endowed?” “It sure is, little lady,”...
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Good Sex, Good Life

If you know anything about Canadians, it’s that most of them are pretty damn nice. That goes double for Nova Scotia girls, who are cute, fun and can drink a Russian submarine commander under the table.Obviously you can’t generalize, but suffice it to say, Atlantic gals really have it going on. Lacey Haynes, originally from...
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Kink Couture

Paris runways, Kourtney Kardashian, Madonna at the VMAs —fetish fashion is everywhere right now (again), much to the chagrin of those who helped make it what it is. Not that there’s anything wrong with rocking latex ’n’ leather in your personal life. What doesn’t sit right with some, however, is how it appropriates BDSM culture...

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