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Documenting Disaster

Republicans like John McCain, Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney once offered plans to help curb the effects of man-made greenhouse gases causing global warming. That ended in 2010, when the U.S. Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision eliminated restrictions on corporations’ funding of political campaigns. For the GOP, thanks to massive contributions from the fossil fuel...

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Beware the Ratfuckers

As the presidential race hit the starting gate, were GOP dirty-tricksters behind the caucus-night meltdown in Iowa? The initial nominating contest of the critical 2020 Presidential election—America’s last firewall against full-on authoritarianism—began disastrously for Democrats in Iowa. The voting itself went well enough, but the reporting of publicly witnessed precinct results from some 1,700 caucus...

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Raging Bull

The U.S. Supreme Court’s decades-long lurch to the hard right may finally have come to a blessed end with the sudden death of its most vocal wingnut, Associate Justice Antonin Scalia. Albany Law School professor Vincent M. Bonventre nailed Scalia’s “abhorrent” record: “His position on gay rights was homophobic, on racial discrimination it was hostile...

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DEA’s Reefer Madness

Legalized marijuana is a hit. The production, distribution and sale of medical marijuana is no longer prohibited in the majority of states, and even in those that have also legalized cannabis for recreational use, the worst fears of dead-ender opponents have gone up in smoke. Take Colorado, where voters approved legalizing recreational marijuana statewide in...

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Where Democracy Goes to Die

Jim Crow rises from the ashes in Florida even after a huge majority voted to kill the dirty bird. In the March 2019 issue my counterpart Robert Scheer trumpeted unabashedly “good news”: Nearly 65% of Florida voters from the left, right and center said yes to a November 2018 ballot initiative “to amend their state...

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Mainstream Media Strikes It Rich

When the U.S. Supreme Court, in the now-infamous Citizens United case, ruled that corporations, associations and labor unions may spend as much as they’d like to influence (buy!) elections, it helped blow the wheels off of whatever was left of our democracy. CQ Roll Call’s Eliza Newlin Carney, one of the few journalists focusing on...

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Donald Trump Wants to Kill You

Thousands will die under the president’s new plan to “bring back coal.” During Donald Trump’s first tumultuous year in office, Republicans in Congress fought like hell to “repeal and replace” the Affordable Care Act. Better known as Obamacare, former President Barack Obama’s landmark legislation gave 20 to 24 million Americans access to affordable medical care...

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More War

In early April, as President Donald Trump’s approval ratings were near the lowest they’d been since taking office, a suspected chemical attack killed dozens of civilians —including many children— in the rebel-held Syrian town Khan Sheikhoun. Cable news networks aired gruesome video footage showing dozens of dead bodies and other victims writhing in agony. Trump...

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Let Prisoners Vote

It’s time to end yet another discriminatory stain still lingering from the Civil War. The Republican Party’s War on Voting is on track for appalling new heights (actually depths) in 2020. But the offensive is finally being answered in some jurisdictions. Voting rights advocates have won several key battles of late on behalf of a...

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We Can’t Bomb Our Way to Peace

In late 2003, as our nation’s worst foreign policy disaster was beginning to unfold in Iraq, then-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld sent a memo to his top advisers asking how the United States would know whether it was “winning or losing the Global War on Terror.” “Are we capturing, killing or deterring and dissuading more terrorists...

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Big White Lies

While delivering his first speech to Congress as President in February 2017, Donald Trump declared that “the vast majority of individuals convicted of terrorism and terrorism-related offenses since 9/11 came here from outside of our country.” Like any good propaganda, the new President’s assertion was, strictly speaking, accurate, even if it completely misrepresented the truth....

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Getting Nailed!

Looking for a fetish that you can really sink your claws into? Allow these long-taloned ladies to scratch that kinky itch of yours. Is there anything better than getting nailed in a major way? Okay—not that kind of “nailed.” We’re talking about actual fingernails! You’ve probably seen—and been thrilled by—long, manicured and wildly colored claws...

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Natalie Heart & Elle Alexandra

ELLE’S VITAL FACTS HOMETOWN: Bakersfield, CA AGE: 25 HEIGHT: 5-6 MEASUREMENTS: 34A-24-35 FAVORITE POSITION: Facedown, ass up, arms behind my back 😉 TWITTER/INSTAGRAM: @ElleHeartsGirls “I’m really into cars. I’ve grown up around them, and currently I do auto rallies all over the country. I even wrench on my own vehicles....

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Kiera Winters & Elle Alexandra

“When I was 18, I walked into a sex shop, and I bought my first HUSTLER Magazine. I wanted to look at the gorgeous women inside, and all I can say is, I wasn’t disappointed! At the time I was a wild child, but I’ve mellowed out since then. These...

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Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In

Looking to get your freak on? Lucky for you, these cartoons are freakin’ funny! Join us in the dungeon for some BDSM-themed humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. You’ll laugh until it hurts so good! “Psst—your fly isn’t open.” “There’s a time and place for everything, Helen…and this is it!” “Oh, my God, I feel...

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Larry Flynt Challenges the Mainstream Media

ON JANUARY 3, 2017, HUSTLER’S FOUNDER CALLED OUT THE PRESS BY PUBLISHING THE FULL-PAGE AD FEATURED AT LEFT IN VARIETY MAGAZINE. HERE, IN AN INTERVIEW WITH RADIO HOST AND POLITICAL COLUMNIST/ BLOGGER BRAD FRIEDMAN, LARRY FLYNT EXPLAINS WHAT LED HIM TO THIS BOLD PROCLAMATION. BRAD FRIEDMAN: Throughout the Presidential campaign and even since the election,...

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Asshole of the Month: Kristi Noem

Donald Trump may be out of the spotlight for now, slumping down in the fever swamps of Florida like a submerged gator, plotting his 2024 comeback, but his brigades of loyal Trumpites—many of whom got elected on his coattails—are still in power in Washington, D.C., and numerous states. They despised him at first, along with...

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Trump Could Lose but “Legally” Win!

A former U.S. senator and diplomat warns that “survival of our democracy” is now at stake as Election Day nears. It seems unimaginable. But for many it was unimaginable that Donald Trump could become President of the United States in the first place. So ignore this warning at your peril. Former U.S. Senator Timothy Wirth...

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Lev & Igor’s Influential Misadventure

How a Pair of Mysteriously Funded GOP Hustlers Purchased U.S. Foreign Policy…and How You Can Too! If you’ve been following America’s political nightmare even cursorily, you’ve likely stumbled across the names Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman. Few had heard of either of these Soviet-born naturalized U.S. citizens until October 2019, when they were nabbed by...

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About Her Emails

How Donald Trump and the media played you for fools…and still do. “This is bigger than Watergate!” 2016 Presidential candidate Donald Trump promised. “We have only seen the tip of the iceberg!” he warned. “She should be in prison!” he bellowed, targeting his opponent Hillary Clinton. “She shouldn’t be allowed to run!” he railed again...

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Prepare for Impact(s)

It’s not your imagination. Natural disasters are getting worse—and we’re not ready. Roughly—and conservatively—speaking, one inch of rainfall is the equivalent of about one foot of snowfall. That might help you understand the deluge generated by Hurricane Lane, which dumped some 50 inches of rain on parts of Hawaii in August 2018. That’s enough moisture...

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Don’t Just March. Run!

Since the ascension of a batty, obnoxious and brain-addled Fox “News” watcher to the Presidency of the United States, Americans have hit the streets to protest his dangerous, corrupt policies in record numbers. Take the Women’s March on January 21, 2017, which had a far bigger turnout in Washington, D.C., than Donald Trump’s inauguration the...

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Go Vote!

If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it,” Mark Twain is believed to have quipped. However, there is no clear-cut evidence he said anything of the sort. Who ever first uttered those words did so anonymously. Little wonder. That person was wrong. And if you want to tell yourself that it makes...

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Asshole of the Century: George W. Bush

As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron,” wrote H.L. Mencken, the Sage of...

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A Scam to Die For

There’s nothing new about public officials lying to you, but in this case the lie is immoral and potentially deadly. You’re being told that the Affordable Care Act, or “Obamacare,” is a failure. A fiasco. A nightmare! A government takeover of healthcare! All of them are the opposite of true. And the fact that you’re...

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Inside the Koch Brothers’ War Room

A thank-you card seems like the appropriate response for having reaped a cool $18 billion under the administration of President Barack Obama, especially during the worst economy in nearly a century. But that’s not the Koch brothers’ style. Because Obama, no matter how Republican he acts, is actually a Democrat. And, dammit, being two of...

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Liberate the Green Rush

Work hard, play by the rules and get ahead. That’s the American way. But if you happen to play a small part in the multi-billion-dollar medical marijuana industry, transparency and a strong work ethic can lead you to a lonely prison cell. WHERE DOES YOUR WEED COME FROM? We all know the strain we’re smoking:...

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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink III

We love a parade—especially when that parade consists not of floats and marching bands, but wet, hot, wide-open pussy! Get ready to salute as the procession of pink marches by, courtesy of beautiful HUSTLER Honeys spreading wide for you. And when you’re done here, check out our previous editions of Parade of Pink here and...

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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Elle Alexandra

Welcome to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we honor Honeys so enchanting, we’ve featured them no less than three times! Today’s subject: Elle Alexandra, a red-hot redhead from Bakersfield, California. Often referred to as “Nashville West,” Bakersfield is perhaps best known for the subgenre of country music known as the Bakersfield Sound, which was spearheaded by...

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