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XXX BFFs

Join us as we explore the unique friendships shared by adult-industry performers. Friendship is an important part of life, and there are different levels of friendship, ranging from casual acquaintances to the ultimate buddy relationship—BFFs (best friends forever). In the world of porn, it can be hard to find a close friend (for many reasons),...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alli Rae

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alli Rae. A blond-haired, blue-eyed beauty of the highest order, Alli hails from West Virginia, which is also referred to as the Mountain State—and this babe definitely makes us want to scale...

Sex Alfresco

Exploring the joys (and perils) of outdoor fucking. With spring fast approaching and temperatures rising, some people are already starting to show a little skin when heading out to Walmart to buy eggs, deodorant and car tires. But pretty soon, those retail trips will change to hikes at Yosemite or riding a Sea-Doo on the...

Jordan Taylor

Since “flashing the pizza guy,” 29-year-old Jordan Taylor has focused on “showing off everything” to more and more people. “The positive feedback I got from appearing in HUSTLER [Beaver Hunt, October 2020] inspired me to pursue a full-time modeling career,” the 5-foot-6 “thrill-seeker” tells us. “I quit my job as...

Elias Chatzoudis: Strong Curves, Clean Lines

The sexy sirens of Greek comic book artist Elias Chatzoudis have graced the covers of Red Sonja, Vampirella and even G.I. Joe. We sit down with their creator to discuss strong heroines, the changing industry and the importance of always bringing your A game. HUSTLER: Most comic book artists spend years as fans and then...

Hump-Day Special: Busty Brunette Bonanza, Part V

Got a case of the mid-week blahs? Allow us to boost your spirits with these beautiful brunettes who have plenty going on in the chest department. Go ahead, dive in; it’s mounds of fun! And when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Busty Brunette Bonanza here, here, here and...

Sex Is My Cardio

No, you can’t screw your way to a skinnier you—but physical training can boost your sex drive, and the right sex positions can help you burn more calories in bed. Here’s your guide if you want to be fucking healthy. A hefty slab of lard-ass America is finding its way to the gym these days...

Madi Meadows

“My favorite sexual fantasy? Wow, I would love to be eaten out, blindfolded, on a jet. I’ve had sex almost everywhere else, so nothing’s really crazy to me anymore. My perfect partner would have a nice-size cock or a pretty pussy and a personality I love, so if we vibe,...

Talk Dirty to Me

The naughty minxes of Cosmo are at it again, doling out sex-positive advice for lovers looking to spice things up in the bedroom or wherever their readers are doing it these days (insert anal sex joke here). We’re all about that nasty patter, so naturally our curiosity was piqued when we happened upon their seven-day...

Saturday Special: Sole Sisters 

HUSTLER Honeys put their best feet forward for a stunning salute to pretty peds and tantalizing tootsies. Ready to experience the ecstasy of the feet? Well, step right up! Today we’re celebrating HUSTLER Honeys who put their best feet forward. Take a walk on the sexy side with this salute to pretty peds!  Marykate Moss...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Madi Meadows

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re celebrating the beauty, charm and spirit of Madi Meadows. This brunet beauty hails from Glendora, California, which is also known as the Pride of the Foothills. And with a hometown hottie like Madi to call its own, Glendora...

XXX-Treme Measures

Gangbangs! Double anal! Mummification! Some of our favorite (and most daring) performers reveal what it’s like to work on the more intense end of the porn spectrum. Porn is amazing for many reasons. There are so many scenes and styles the viewer can choose from—everything from softcore to the more…INTENSE! What goes into shooting extreme...

A Real Dick Move

In the comedy classic Anchorman (2004), Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) returns home after a party only to find out that his faithful dog, Baxter, has eaten an entire wheel of cheese. “How’d you do that?” he asked, astonished by this feat. “I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.” His complete lack of surprise, coupled with sincere...

Cupcake SinClair: Top of the Bottoms

What’s it like to be a professional BDSM submissive? Rejoice, curious readers; Cupcake SinClair is here to show you the ropes. Cupcake SinClair sure does smile a lot for someone who deals in pain and dark sexual fantasies. But how can you not, when you love what you do? Such is the blissful existence of...

Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 2

Stop in the name of the laughs! We’re digging into the HUSTLER cartoon archives to bring you another collection of arresting humor. Go ahead; you have the right to remain thoroughly amused!  “A policeman was shot by a black teenage boy today, so the police are looting and burning these stores…” “What’s up? I’m not...

Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 2

Ready to take a gut-busting walk down the aisle? Half of all marriages might end in divorce, but these matrimony-themed jokes are 100% laugh-inducing! Go ahead; get hitched to hilarity. “Well, it’s official: The honeymoon is over!” “Oh, Mother, I’m so happy! Just think…all that cocksucking is over with!” “And do you, Elizabeth, take James...

Tickled Pink

Get ready to LOL your way to ecstasy—the lovely Miss Whitney Morgan is here to tickle your fetish bone. This award-nominated, internationally published pro BDSM switch and ace custom content creator specializes in all flavors of kink, from wedgies to ball-busting and everything in between. A perky pinup with a charmingly mischievous smile, Miss Whitney...

Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up Vol. II

Don’t a sexy pair of stockings just make you feel great? No, not necessarily from wearing them yourself (though we’re certainly not judging if you do), but there’s no denying it—a woman’s beautiful legs are made all the more breathtaking when they’re adorned with a sheer, elegant covering.  With that in mind, let’s dive into...

Three Cheers for Blowjobs!

Ah, blowjobs—God’s gift to the penis. An opportunity to sit back, relax and let someone else do all the work as they play some beautiful mouth-music on your skin-flute. Truly, a little slice of Heaven on Earth.  Let’s take some time to celebrate this most divine of experiences—and the cocksuckers who make it possible—with a...

Wedding Bell Blue Balls

A new study has found that—shocker!—getting married doesn’t necessarily lead to sexual satisfaction. So why bother getting hitched, and how do you keep the fire in your marriage after years of banging the same person? Read on for answers. People have been getting married pretty much since the dawn of time in an effort to...

Friday Funnies: White-Collar Comedy

In the mood for some divinely inspired but devilishly dirty humor? Take this, all of you, and have a few good laughs! Today we’re taking a look at the humorous side of the priesthood with some irreverent HUSTLER cartoons. Forgive us, father, but we can’t help cracking up!  “We’re not gonna pray the gay away...

Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. II

Short hair? We care! Sure, we love a full head of long, flowing locks on a hot babe as much as anyone does, the bold beauty of a gorgeous woman with a close-cropped ‘do is a rare and special sight indeed. Go ahead; enjoy these Honeys who dare to wear short hair. And when you’re...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Carter Cruise

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Carter Cruise, a bright-eyed, blond beauty from North Carolina—which is often referred to as the Tar Heel State but, truth be told, Carter’s heels are probably the last physical attribute we’d notice...

Wendy Williams: XXX Trailblazer

In adult entertainment, it takes a lot to stand out and become a household name. Over a groundbreaking 20-year career, trailblazing trans performer Wendy Williams has done just that, breaking down barriers, changing the status quo for the XXX industry and giving her fans two decades of orgasms.  We had the pleasure of interviewing this...

Lights! Camera! Action?

Why do Hollywood movies seem to screw up sex scenes so often, and what can they do to turn up the heat? An adult-industry veteran who’s gotten busy behind and in front of the camera shares her wisdom. Hollywood movies have everything—well, almost everything—the viewer wants. Action, suspense, horror and romance! Sadly, there seems to...

Hump-Day Special: The Doctor Is In!

March 30 is National Doctors’ Day, an annual celebration of the physicians who work so hard to keep us in tip-top condition. And what better way to honor the healers of the world with a few good laughs from HUSTLER’s massive catalog of jokes? Laughter is the best medicine, after all, so put yourself in...

Chloe Cherry’s Euphoric HUSTLER History

A look back at the Euphoria breakout star’s career in XXX. It’s a special thrill when a XXX performer breaks through to the mainstream, and Chloe Cherry’s recent ascension to fame outside of the adult industry is no exception.  Though Cherry has been thrilling porn fans for years in sizzling sex scenes, she’s lately gained...

Friday Funnies: D.C. Dunces

It’s April Fools’ Day—and what better way to celebrate than by clowning on some of the biggest fools in America, the politicians who inhabit our nation’s capital? Join us as we take a trip to D.C. to have a few laughs at the government’s expense.  “Spiraling down into the black hole of power, corruption, and...

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