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Question: What’s the difference between a woman and a volcano?
Question: What’s the difference between a woman and a volcano? Answer: A volcano never has to fake an eruption....
I wish for joy and peace for everyone on Earth!
“I wish for joy and peace for everyone on Earth!”...
Before going to work one day Wyatt told his wife…
Before going to work one day, Wyatt told his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings, and we all put on our gear. Bell 2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings, and we climb onto the trucks and head to the fire.” Wyatt then...
While shooting the shit, a guy asked his friend…
While shooting the shit, a guy asked his friend, “You ever have that urge to eat something just because it’s right there in front of you?” “Yep,” the pal replied. “That’s why I am no longer a gynecologist.”...
Two old women wandering around an art museum eventually got…
Two old women wandering around an art museum eventually got separated. When they ran into each other, Esther exclaimed, “Oh, my, did you see that statue of a naked man back there?” “Yes, I did,” Irene replied. “I was absolutely shocked. How can they display such a thing? My gosh, the penis was so large!”...
One of our readers wondered what his parents did to kill…
One of our readers wondered what his parents did to kill boredom before the internet. He asked his 26 brothers and sisters, and they didn’t know either....
A married couple was sound asleep when the phone rang…
A married couple was sound asleep when the phone rang. The husband rolled over, grabbed the phone and said, “Hello.” He listened to the caller and then growled, “How the hell am I supposed to know? It’s 300 miles from here.” Angrily he slammed down the phone, waking up his wife. “Who was that?” she...
HUSTLER Casino Live: High Stakes & Huge Pots
Larry Flynt’s flagship card room presents exceptional livestream poker with prime-time production values. Tucked away in the opulent high-stakes Crystal Room, chips and cards are being laid out for a $100/$200 No Limit Texas Hold’em game where nine players will be buying in for a minimum of $20,000 on up to $100,000. The unique cast...
Chills ‘n’ Thrills: The Unholy Union of Porn and Horror
As unholy unions go, it’s a marriage made in hell. Horror in porn, porn in horror, horror porn. Chop it up however you want—just be sure to give us an extra big slice of that magnificent mess. The interplay of sex and violence is visceral, unsettling as it is electrifying. But this relationship is built...
At Your Pleasure: Inside Brothel Life
Brothel: The word conjures up visions of elegantly decorated rooms filled with beautiful women lounging about, waiting to provide extreme pleasure for a price. But how true to life is that picture? And what is the view from the other side? We interview four sex workers from three legal brothels and find out what their...
Asshole of The Month: Maria Bartiromo
Largely unrecognized, another pandemic swept across this nation prior to COVID-19. It didn’t cause loss of smell, but loss of common sense. It didn’t cause corporeal death, but the numbing of brain cells. It compelled previously rational, responsible people to abandon all their principles, flip their lids and act like brainwashed zombies idolizing a cult...
Harley Lane & Alice Little
Besides once being sidekicks at Nevada’s Moonlite BunnyRanch bordello, Harley Lane and redhead Alice Little have something else in common: They will be blowing out birthday candles just days apart in early May. As the pandemic raged, Harley chose the camming route, while Alice has kept superbusy as an intimacy...
Berlin
“I’m an outgoing, adventurous and open-minded free spirit,” declares Berlin, 23, a stable hand from Kapa’a, Hawaii. “I’m always looking for a good time, and I love showing off my body.” The 5-foot-0 Aloha Stater, whose risqué exploits include “dancing topless at beach drum circles” and “getting totally naked in...
Nikki Knightly
“HUSTLER has secured a place in American culture, not just the adult industry,” lauds Nikki Knightly, 29, a “compassionate and engaging” sex worker from Pasadena, California. “Having the opportunity to appear in the magazine is incredible. I love posing nude.” The 5-foot-6 Snapchat fave is spicy, uninhibited and forthright. ”I’m...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jessie Andrews
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Jessie Andrews. A multi-talented beauty, Andrews has broken through to the mainstream in a big way since her tenure in the adult industry, establishing herself as a successful model, entrepreneur and actress. ...
Self-Care: A XXX Guide
Some of our favorite adult-industry performers explain how they unwind and recharge after a strenuous day on the job. Giving your mind, body and soul some much-needed TLC is important no matter what line of work you’re in. Adult stars definitely understand the importance of pressing the pause button and recharging themselves after a long...
Gloria Sol
I’m a tiny thing, with green eyes, perky breasts and a tight body. I eat organic foods and work out often, and I just started practicing yoga. Yoga helps me stay limber and calms my mind as I travel the world. I don’t currently have one place to live. I...
Stay Hard!
If you’ve ever experienced difficulty getting it up, know this—you are far from alone; it happens to almost every guy at some point. Also, know this—there are numerous methods for overcoming erectile dysfunction. Read on for tips on dealing with an uncooperative cock. There comes a time in nearly every man’s life when he can’t...
Catalina Ossa
“My mom’s Colombian, and my Latin background inspired my stage name. My agent looked up some of the most popular Colombian names, and then we put them together. When people meet me in real life, they sometimes don’t believe what I do for a living. They laugh, and I have...
Three Cheers for Blowjobs Vol. 2
Time for some serious head games, people! We’re back with more suckin’, slurpin’, lickin’ and lappin’ good times, courtesy of some of the most talented blowjob queens to grace the pages of HUSTLER! So strap in and get off—and if you still have the energy after you’re done here, make sure to check out our...
Big Brother’s Spying Eyes
Several senators have reintroduced a bill (defeated in 2020 after huge opposition) to turn the U.S. into a mass surveillance state like China. Ostensibly designed to fish out CSAM (Child Sexual Abuse Material) on the internet, The EARN IT (Eliminating Abusive and Rampant Neglect of Interactive Technologies) Act, “doesn’t target Big Tech,” states Joe Mullin,...
Gilbert Gottfried: Never Too Soon
For more than three decades this Brooklyn-born comic has made his name as a stand-up comedian, TV personality and regular guest on the Howard Stern Show. He’s taken numerous movie turns, including Iago the talking parrot in Disney’s Aladdin and President Abraham Lincoln in Seth MacFarlane’s A Million Ways To Die in the West. But...
Alex Coal
“Alexandra is my legal first name. I decided not to change it for porn because I believe in being the same person on and off camera. Unless I’m playing a role, what you see is what you get. I don’t use my real last name though. I chose Coal because...
Hump-Day Special: Ukraine Honeys
As horrifying as it’s been to watch Russia’s aggression toward Ukraine unfold, the bravery and resilience displayed by the Ukrainian people as they defend their country has been nothing short of extremely impressive and awe-inspiring. Also impressive: the gorgeous women from Ukraine who have graced the pages of HUSTLER. As we send our best hopes...
Milana Ricci
“I currently live in Los Angeles—the strong energy here attracted me. I’m a spiritual person, and I love painting, self-improvement, meditation and tantric sex. I read a lot of books about spirituality and mind power, and one of my life’s mantras is to seize the day. Why make a New Year’s resolution when you can figure...
“That rich honky Romney is spending millions and millions just to get his ass kicked by a black man! That warms a nigger’s heart.”
“That rich honky Romney is spending millions and millions just to get his ass kicked by a black man! That warms a nigger’s heart.”...
