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HUSTLER Honey Louise Bordeaux
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Guelph, Ontario
  • Age 24
  • Height 5' 7"
  • Favorite Position Cowgirl

About Louise Bordeaux

“This will forever be my favorite modeling gig, and I can’t wait to tell my future grandkids how hot Grandma was. I’ll specifically say, ‘Hey, kids, wanna hear about how Grandma used to be a floozy? I was naked in a paper magazine.’

“I was always in such a hurry to become a big-shot doctor/lawyer/astronaut, but now I spend my time collecting Pokémon cards and playing video games. I truly am the definition of a nerd, and I am so lucky I have been able to turn what I love doing into a career on Twitch and as the Naked Nerd on Naked News. I have really enjoyed myself and have found a lot of independence in this line of work. The people I work with are all super interesting and fun, and a definite perk is the nudity, because I do not like wearing clothes.”

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