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Some Still Call Him Pig
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Some Still Call Him Pig

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Our Founding Father
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Our Founding Father

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Alternate Covers & Covergirl Shots
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Alternate Covers & Covergirl Shots

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Classic Parodies
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Classic Parodies

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Butch & Peaches
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Butch & Peaches

“From the beginning, I have refused to compromise my editorial content for anyone, other than my readers,” Larry Flynt wrote in HUSTLER’s December ’75 Publisher’s Statement, explaining the...
Larry & Me
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Larry & Me

It was the HUSTLER Christmas party, 1977, mere weeks before our move to Los Angeles. Finally, after two years in Columbus fucking Ohio and months of planning, the entire operation would be moved to a city that...
Politics

What a Friggin’ Meese!

The 41st anniversary of HUSTLER as a controversial pornographic magazine is a fit occasion to evoke the memory of Edwin Meese III. As President Ronald Reagan’s attorney general, Meese failed...
A Star Is Born
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A Star Is Born

Alexis Texas   Little Caprice Aletta Ocean Madison Ivy Tasha Reign Kagney Linn Karter Nicole Aniston Tori Black Shyla Stylez Kayden Kross Sunny...
Red-Hot Scarlet
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Red-Hot Scarlet

HUSTLER: Good morning! I see you’re just getting up. So how many times have you masturbated this morning? SCARLET RED: Just once. I did have to masturbate before bed to get a good night’s sleep, and then I...
Cleats & Cleavage
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Cleats & Cleavage

Bombshell Ava Fiore has a lot of fight in her—literally. A 2002 Golden Gloves champion boxer, Fiore paid for her pilot license by participating in illegal street fights and last made headlines in 2008, when...
Naked World
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Naked World

There’s no place where the sun don’t shine at Nudes-a-Poppin’, the largest and longest-running nude beauty pageant. Presided over by host Ron Jeremy, the event is a once-a-year opportunity for amateur...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

Pauline read somewhere that men think about sex more than women, but finds that highly unlikely. Thanks to J.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: ...
Politics

Why Isn’t He In The Slammer?

No one is ever prosecuted for revealing secrets that make the government look good. The book is only thrown at whistleblowers, like Edward Snowden, who expose government officials for...
Politics

Indefensible Waste Of Money

In his January 17, 1961, farewell address, President Dwight D. Eisenhower warned that “in the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence,...
#Selfies
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#Selfies

Back by popular demand: an encore presentation of super-slutty selfies! In fact, our triple-X tweets received so much love, we’ve turned them into a regular feature. Feast your eyes on this month’s Honeys....
Mugged By the Cops
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Mugged By the Cops

In the last ten years, a nationwide band of shakedown artists has been robbing hundreds of innocent civilians of their money and property. The perps in this gang all wear badges, and they wield a fully...
Fanmania
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Fanmania

Every year tens of thousands of fans flock to Vegas for the world’s biggest porn convention. And every year the world’s brightest adult stars are there to greet them. As anyone who’s anyone at the Adult...
Find The Fuckers
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Find The Fuckers

Brooklyn-based Ghost+Cow Films confess that Drone Boning was never intended to be jerkoff material. With its soaring ambient music and breathtaking fly-overs of scenic vistas, the first skin flick filmed...
Ivy League Anal
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Ivy League Anal

Harvard—privileged pit of ripe, crimson assholes. But sphincters can be so confusing. Frustrated in their efforts to master rear entry, students called on the institution to offer a class in the “exciting...
Royal Pain
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Royal Pain

The British are coming! Or maybe not. New regulations laid before Parliament ban all manner of fun from smut produced in Limeyland. Female ejaculation, face sitting and fisting top a list that also forbids...
Politics

Friend Or Foe?

What we don’t know about Saudi Arabia is killing us. That’s the insane subtext of the so-called War on Terror, a decades-long travesty during which six U.S. presidents have been hustled by the religious...