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Don’t Be Clothes-Minded!
Finally, government at work! The Venice Neighborhood Council recently approved a motion which grants women “the same rights as men to sunbathe topless on the sands of Venice Beach,” reasoning...
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Gays’ Big Day
Thanks to the wisdom of five U.S. Supreme Court justices, the sexual revolution has won its most important victory. By affirming the “equal dignity” of same-sex marriage, the Court held that the...
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Derailing Amtrak
Eight people were killed and more than 200 injured when an Amtrak train bound for New York City derailed in Philadelphia on May 12. According to federal officials, the train had been barreling around a sharp...
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Flying Is the Safest Way to Travel
EVERYONE’S FAVORITE DIRTY OLD MAN COMES HOME TO HUSTLER. IN THE ’70S AND ’80S WE WERE PRIVILEGED TO PRINT SEVEN WONDERFUL BUKOWSKI STORIES. NOW, FROM THE BELL TOLLS FOR NO...
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Truly Obscene
For more than four decades HUSTLER has been a stalwart defender of free speech, unabashedly exposing not only the erotic beauty of the human body, but also the darker corners and discomfiting truths in our...
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Mind Fu@k
“I am Ela Darling, and this is pretty fucking cool, right?” For the past few months, former librarian and current porn star Ela Darling has been inserting Oculus cables up her butt and pussy to generate 3D...
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Stop Vegetable Abuse!
Every day, in homes all across America, cucumbers suffer extreme torture. Eggplants are crushed. Squash is squashed. Corn is stripped of all dignity. Abusers shove carrots into cunts, radishes into...
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Toy Porn
Do these mystery hands belong to one of HUSTLER’s hottest honeys? The Daily Mail thinks so, outing former adult star Sandy Summers as YouTube phenomena DC Toys Collector. Described as “crack for...
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Wear A Raincoat
Your summer vacation is right around the bend—finally. After months of busting your butt at a job you hate, all you want to do is go somewhere fun, party your ass off and get laid—repeatedly. But where to...
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Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell
GETTING STABBED BY COWORKERS AND RAPED BY SPIDERS: ALL IN A DAY’S WORK FOR THE STARS OF ADULT SWIM’S LIVE-ACTION DARLING YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL. WE SAT DOWN WITH...
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Indelible
JUSTICE HOWARD IS KNOWN FOR HER “IN YOUR FACE” PHOTOGRAPHY. SHE SHINES A BRIGHT, EXUBERANT LIGHT ON WHAT OTHERS MIGHT FIND DARK AND DISTURBING. LEAVE A LOT OF ROOM ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE FOR HER NEWEST...
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Treacherous Sucking Sound
“We have got to stop sending jobs overseas,” the somewhat loony Ross Perot presciently warned back in 1992. The third-party Presidential candidate was bashing the then-pending North American Free...
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Bonnie Rotten
The late Frank Sinatra, whose likeness porn star Bonnie Rotten has tattooed on her left leg, once famously said, “I’m for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle...
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Larry And Woody
Larry Flynt and Woody Harrelson respond to a text from compadre Willie Nelson, reminding him that he’s always on their...
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The Trouble With Harry
One summer three years ago, in the privacy of a VIP hotel suite in Las Vegas, Prince Harry got drunk and naked with fellow revelers. If a full-time Apache helicopter pilot with two tours in...
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Hall of Shame
Baseball’s single-season and career home run king has been eligible for the Hall of Fame since 2013, but the last three induction classes have decidedly not included one Barry Lamar Bonds. Instead, in 2013...
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Marie Me!
HUSTLER: Do you watch your own scenes? ARIANA MARIE: Oh, yeah. I like watching myself. It’s more like I’m critiquing myself, but then at the same time I’m also getting off to it. Where should we eat?...
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Mainstream Media Strikes It Rich
When the U.S. Supreme Court, in the now-infamous Citizens United case, ruled that corporations, associations and labor unions may spend as much as they’d like to influence...
