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ELLIE NOVA<br>DECEMBER ’24
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Here Pussy Pussy Pussy!

Over 50 years ago, Larry Flynt insisted that HUSTLER offer its audience something missing from competing adult magazines: PINK! His bet paid off, and to this day HUSTLER layouts feature gorgeous pink...
Lilian Stone<br>“I see myself as an alluring, seductive, bisexual succubus. I love being hot and bothered before the sex and making sure there’s lots of foreplay. I’ve been told I’m really good with my mouth, teasing and edging.”
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Birthday Delights

For some mighty fine bonus eye candy, we’ve rounded up a handful of delectable Beavers celebrating birthdays in September. “All female gymnasts are show-offs,” proclaimed Nikki from Moscow, Russia....
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Margaret Cho: Live & Livid

Margaret Cho has long been a HUSTLER favorite. Brash and unafraid, she’s always up to chat with us about sex, politics, comedy and whatever else crosses her mind. Whether you’re a fan...
Butt’s Happening! Vol. 13
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Butt’s Happening! Vol. 13

It’s National Peach Day, and what better way to celebrate than with a bushel of bootylicious babes from the pages of HUSTLER Magazine? Prepare yourself for a gathering of glutes that will make...
The Vapors: Full Steam Ahead!
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The Vapors: Full Steam Ahead!

The band behind the hit “Turning Japanese” returns with a blistering new album, Wasp in a Jar.  “Turning Japanese” may or may not be the greatest song ever written about...
My Porn, Myself
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My Porn, Myself

Arousing, awkward, informative or all of the above? Adult performers and XXX content creators weigh in on what it’s like to watch their own porn.  Watching yourself have sex is a lot like hearing a...
Blood Sugar, Sex Magic?
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Blood Sugar, Sex Magic?

Looking to keep your boner in its full upright position? Try cutting back on the sweets. No one warns men when they’re young and virile—when a strong breeze or a passing thought could launch a...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 11
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 11

Don’t you just love a parade? Especially when that parade consists not of floats and marching bands, but wet, hot, wide-open pussy? Get ready to salute as the procession of pink...
Simon Wright: It’s a Hard Rock Life
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Simon Wright: It’s a Hard Rock Life

The veteran drummer on his storied career working with AC/DC, Dio and other musical titans. Simon Wright’s résumé reads like a playlist of the greatest hard rock bands ever....
48 Hours With Sarah Button
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48 Hours With Sarah Button

Birds, bong rips and butt-banging—step into Sarah B.’s horny, yet wholesome, world. As adult performer lore goes, Australian giantess (6’ 2”) Sarah Button is the Paul Bunyan of our...
All-Day Foreplay?
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All-Day Foreplay?

Have things been a little icy in the bedroom between you and your lady lately? You might want to add some sexual preheating to your relationship. There’s a special kind of panic that hits a man when he’s...
Lingerie Lovedolls 19
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Lingerie Lovedolls 19

Hot chicks in barely-there lingerie—there’s nothing more delightful, except for when those hot chicks strip off that lingerie and show off the goods underneath! With that said, let’s dive...
Shelley Michelle: Body of Work
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Shelley Michelle: Body of Work

The world’s most famous body double on standing in for the stars in some of Hollywood’s most iconic films. You may not know her name or her face, but you have seen Shelley...
XXX Bucket Lists
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XXX Bucket Lists

From gangbangs to joining the Mile High Club, some of our favorite performers share the sexy experiences they hope to enjoy before they exit this mortal realm. We all have things we would like to do before we...
On the Pleasure Highway
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On the Pleasure Highway

What does the way you drive say about your sexual style? Buckle up and prepare to be enlightened! Anyone who’s ever been stuck at a red light knows the utter frustration. The second it turns green,...
Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. 8
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Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. 8

Summer’s in full effect and when the hot, sticky weather rolls around, of course, our minds turn to one thing: sexy chicks in skimpy two-piece swimsuits. These bikini-clad beauties...
Enuff Z’Nuff: Cherries on Top
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Enuff Z’Nuff: Cherries on Top

Veteran rocker Chip Z’Nuff on memories of Ozzy, his history with Howard Stern and his band’s new album, Xtra Cherries. From the 1989 single “New Thing” to their new album...
A HUSTLER Summer Watch List
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A HUSTLER Summer Watch List

Crank up the AC and put on your best gray sweatpants—spicy content creators are here to help us beat the summer heat with must-watch movies, shows and XXX! It’s too damn hot out! More...
A Touchy Subject
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A Touchy Subject

Has your relationship lost its sexual spark? Try getting hands-on—without the expectation of banging. If there’s one gripe most guys have about the women they’re with, it’s that she just doesn’t put...
Wet, Hot & Naked 7: Beaver Edition Vol. 2
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Wet, Hot & Naked 7: Beaver Edition Vol. 2

It’s time to get clean—and yet oh, so dirty! Go ahead; hop in the tub with these cleanliness-minded hotties from the pages of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt! Make sure you scrub hard!…

Michael Des Barres: “Is Your Cock as Big as They Say?”
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Michael Des Barres: “Is Your Cock as Big as They Say?”

The iconic singer/actor on genitally curious fans, the state of modern music and his upcoming album of ’80s covers. There is no better living...