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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes 12
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Hump-Day Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes 12

May 22 is National Solitaire Day, and as it turns out, May is also National Masturbation Month! Is there any better excuse to celebrate HUSTLER Honeys playing...
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David J: New Old Tales to Tell

The Bauhaus and Love and Rockets veteran on his most goth possession, the red light districts of the world and his latest release, Tracks From the Attic. David J is a triple threat. As a...
Oops! XXX Stars Caught in the Act
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Oops! XXX Stars Caught in the Act

Some of our favorite performers share their stories of attracting an unexpected audience while doing the deed. Adult stars are no strangers to being watched while getting down and...
A Piercing Glance Vol. 2
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A Piercing Glance Vol. 2

Nipple piercings, belly button jewelry, tongue studs, eyebrow rings, a pussy adorned with bling—such are the ornamentations that make the work of art known as the female body even more enchanting...
Hump-Day Special: Get Hosed! Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: Get Hosed! Vol. 2

It’s May 15, which means it’s National Nylon Stocking Day once again. And what better way to celebrate than with a parade of hot chicks getting crammed full of cock while...
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Coming in Colors

Some women (and even some men) experience a rainbow of sensations during orgasm. Join us as we explore the mysterious world of sexual synesthesia. In the course of a romantic relationship, it’s common for...
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Wayne Hussey: Mission Unstoppable

The Mission UK frontman discusses his decades-long career, his plans for a new record and whether his group is goth or not. Goth godfathers The Mission UK are back! The 1980s...
No Butts About It?
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No Butts About It?

Believe it or not, some guys aren’t comfortable with knocking at their woman’s back door. Here’s how to get past that anal aversion and into the butt-banging good times. Anal sex is one of...
Hump-Day Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 7
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Hump-Day Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 7

Spring is here and, quite naturally, our thoughts have turned to spending some quality time in the great outdoors. And you know what makes the great...
You Had Sex WHERE?!
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You Had Sex WHERE?!

Moving vans, abandoned churches and UFO hot spots—some of our favorite XXX performers share the strangest places they’ve ever gotten busy. Adult performers are no strangers to creativity that knows no...
Corey Glover: Mr. Sonic Universe
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Corey Glover: Mr. Sonic Universe

The Living Colour singer talks groupies, his quest to find Elvis’ toilet and his new band, Sonic Universe. The voice of Corey Glover is an unmistakable sonic wonder. As lead...
Oral Arguments
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Oral Arguments

How important are blowjobs and cunnilingus to maintaining a healthy relationship? According to a new survey, the answers might surprise you… It has been said that the only certain things in life are...
Torn Over It
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Torn Over It

Is ripping your lover’s clothes off a welcome sign of unbridled animal lust, or a rude, costly act of property damage? There are varying degrees of horniness that people display along the sexual...
Fetish Spotlight: Feminization Kink
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Fetish Spotlight: Feminization Kink

These dommes excel at helping their subs bring out their feminine side. There are so many avenues of pleasure in the realm of BDSM and FemDom. While we might immediately think of...
Big Boob Babylon
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Big Boob Babylon

Make way for massive mommy milkers! From Candy Barr to Jessica Rabbit, UDDERS Comix creator AJ DinoRokski lists his favorite big-boob babes of all time. Let it be said that all breasts are incredible and...
Sports-Fucking
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Sports-Fucking

Do you get horny when your favorite team scores a victory? You’re not alone. Join us as we explore the connection between sex and sports. It’s an average, run-of-the-mill Sunday afternoon and a man is...
MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX
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MiPorn: The FBI, The Mob & XXX

ILLUSTRATIONS BY ALEX GAMSU JENKINS For every undercover government agent, there comes a time when it’s clear that the jig is up. For Pat Salamone that moment came in 1978, when gangsters...
Is Anyone Out There?
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Is Anyone Out There?

An interview with professor Avi Loeb on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena* (*UAPs, formerly known as UFOs) “FOR DECADES, MANY AMERICANS HAVE BEEN FASCINATED BY OBJECTS MYSTERIOUS AND UNEXPLAINED, AND IT’S...
Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!

For a bonus eye candy interlude, we’ve rounded up five former Beavers who’ll be blowing out birthday candles in May. Caramel is a “very bubbly, witty and assertive” stripper from Pulaski, Missouri....
Hump-Day Special: Girls on Girls Vol. 4
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Hump-Day Special: Girls on Girls Vol. 4

Two women kissing, licking and fingering each other—it’s a look that never goes out of style! With that in mind, we’ve combed through the HUSTLER archives to serve up a...
Long Hair, Men Care?
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Long Hair, Men Care?

A new study finds that men are more attracted to women with long, healthy locks than their shorter-cropped counterparts. Join us as we untangle the science of it all. “Baby, let your hair down, let me run my...