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Mark of the (Sex) Beast
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Mark of the (Sex) Beast

Join us as we sink our teeth into the sucky subject of hickeys. As horny teens, one indication that a youngster has finally snaked their way into the naughty origins of their sexuality is the...
Totally Wholesome, Totally Awesome
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Totally Wholesome, Totally Awesome

Ravishing XXX redhead Molly Stewart is much more than just a pretty face and a killer body—she also hosts a raucously entertaining (and informative!) podcast. Join us as she...
Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 8
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Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 8

Step right up! It’s time for another celebration of hot HUSTLER Honeys showing off their fabulous feet in elegant high heels—and flaunting the rest of their delectable bodies in precious little...
The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 3
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The Big Kiss-Off Vol. 3

Two hot chicks locking lips, swapping spit and tangling tongues—it’s a look that deserves the chef’s kiss every time, as far as we’re concerned. Join us as we once again celebrate the joyous...
Vacation Lays
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Vacation Lays

As if you need another reason to take some time off and book a trip, consider this—sex on sabbatical is so much hotter than what you get at home. Going on vacation can be an incredibly freeing experience....
Art Is Sexy Vol. 5
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Art Is Sexy Vol. 5

From drawing to painting to crochet and beyond, some of our favorite XXX performers share their creative passions with us. Grab your brushes, clay and knitting needles (and maybe your cock)—it’s time for...
Coming Soon?
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Coming Soon?

Having trouble with premature ejaculation? Don’t worry, it happens to most guys at some point. More importantly, there are methods to overcome it. The phrase coming soon has been known to generate...
Conny, June '10
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The Best of Breasts

Huge, bouncing boomers! Enormous knockers! Giant boobies! Presenting a sampling of HUSTLER’s D-cup delights. Now let’s...
Staci Carr & Niki Lee Young Feb. '15
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The Beauty of Booty

Imagine squeezing, licking, spanking these beautiful ass cheeks. Sink your teeth into some of the most delectable derrieres to grace our pages. For every butt man out there, here’s a few of our favorite...
Sophia Locke<br>Photo by <em>808STUDIOEROS</em>
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Let’s Make a Sex Tape

Lights, camera, action! Adult entertainment’s finest share what it takes to make a great sex tape. Tired of fuck flicks that underwhelm? Ready to add some spice to your sex life with a little...
CINDY SHINE
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Birthday Delights

We’ve rounded up five Beavers who were born in August and look very delectable in their birthday suits. “I feel that I have a beautiful body, and I love to show it off,” professed Clarity, a bartender...
Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 9
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Hump-Day Special: Stocking Up! Vol. 9

Gorgeous, shapely gams sheathed in sheer, silky stockings—it’s enough to get a guy’s heart racing and his cock rising. With that in mind, we’re serving up a parade of...
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Tickle Time?

Coochie coo! Join us as we attempt to put a finger on the erotic appeal of tickling. It’s not unusual in this cornucopia of kinkdom to stumble upon, say, an individual who gets their kicks from being...
Mature XXX Mavens
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Mature XXX Mavens

These seasoned adult-industry sexpots are aging like fine wine—and you’ll definitely want a taste! With age comes wisdom and experience. A bonus of gaining both of those things as we get older is how...
Make America Date Again
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Make America Date Again

Are single people looking to get back to traditional courtship rituals? The male persuasion has spent the past couple of decades approaching the women they’re interested in as if they were some...
Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 4
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Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 4

It’s National Tattoo Day once again, when we celebrate the culture and history of body art. And what better way to celebrate, than with a collection of inked-up beauties plucked...
Sex After Surgery? Not So Fast…
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Sex After Surgery? Not So Fast…

Of all the pain that one might experience after an invasive medical procedure, the no-nookie rule might be the unkindest cut of all. DISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this...
Hot for Horror
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Hot for Horror

What is it about scary movies that gives some people a tingle in the crotch as well as the spine? We spoke with three sexy horror aficionadas to get some answers. In previous articles we’ve explored the...
Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 7
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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 7

We hope you’re prepared for a truly sucky experience (in the best way possible), because we’re bringing you another collection of orally gifted beauties who lick, lap, suck...
Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Vol. 11
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Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Vol. 11

Need a little lift as you struggle through the mid-week blahs? We have something that will put the starch in your shorts! Join us as we salute some of...
Porking Paybacks
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Porking Paybacks

Exploring the pros and (many) cons of revenge sex. “If you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” – William Shakespeare No matter how demure or conservative a woman might be, all bets are off if she is wronged...