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Meat Me for Sex?
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Meat Me for Sex?

A new study suggests that eating meat in the morning makes a man more attractive to women, but is there any truth to the theory? There is a joke that’s been making the rounds of late, and it goes something...
Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 16
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Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 16

Gazing at the lingerie sections of catalogs and desperately trying to picture what the models looked like underneath their skimpy skivvies is a time-honored tradition. Luckily, at...
4/20 Sommeliers
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4/20 Sommeliers

Silver Haze and sushi? Wine is fine, but when it comes to perfect pairings, nothing hits the spot like a curated tasting menu of top-flight cannabis. Another 4/20 is upon us, but do we really need a reason to...
Kid Congo Powers: “Music Is the Vice”
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Kid Congo Powers: “Music Is the Vice”

The legendary guitarist talks about surviving addiction, embracing sleaze and his band’s new album, That Delicious Vice. Kid Congo Powers is the king of the underground...
The More, the Merrier?
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The More, the Merrier?

The good news is, your woman might be open to the threesome or foursome you’ve been wanting. The bad news? Both of you might be too afraid to bring up the topic. Many women, once ensconced in a...
Zia McCabe: Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll!
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Zia McCabe: Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll!

The Dandy Warhols’ clothing-optional bassist opens up about sex on tour, masturbating in the DJ booth and her band’s new album, Rockmaker. Zia McCabe is the bassist,...
Hammering It Home
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Hammering It Home

So you managed to bring your partner to an orgasm. Great! Now what? If you’ve logged your share of hours in the sack with the ladies, chances are good that, somewhere along the way, you have successfully...
Body of Work: XXX Tattoo Tales
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Body of Work: XXX Tattoo Tales

Some of our favorite adult performers share the stories and significance of their amazing body art. Adult performers are works of art. The curves of their bodies, the shade of their...
Big Balls Matter?
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Big Balls Matter?

Does the size of a man’s sack make a difference in the bedroom? Join us as we explore this weighty issue. Well, this is nuts. Although men have been obsessing for decades about the length and girth of...
Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills 5
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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills 5

Three, it’s been said, is a magic number. And that’s definitely true when it comes to sex. Whether it’s one lady taking on a duo of dicks, a pair of chicks teaming up on one...
Expansion Kink: A Growing Fetish
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Expansion Kink: A Growing Fetish

For performers and fans of this fascinating kink, bigger is always better. The old adage that “bigger is better” is 100% true when it comes to the fetish world of expansion....
Fools on the Hill Vol. 2
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Fools on the Hill Vol. 2

It’s April Fools’ Day once again—and once again, we’re taking the opportunity to poke fun at the fools who work on Capitol Hill! Lucky for us, there’s never any shortage of buffoonish...
Attired Cliché
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Attired Cliché

Contrary to commonly held belief, you can’t always tell how a person will be in the sack by the clothes they wear on their back. Society says to never judge a book by its cover. We tend to agree, unless...
Real American Horror Story
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Real American Horror Story

Step inside the Chicago Murder Castle and meet the good doctor, a most dangerously charming man, a twisted psychopath who might well be america’s first serial killer: Dr. H.H. Holmes....
Penny Barber: “Call Me Mommy”
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Penny Barber: “Call Me Mommy”

PHOTOGRAPHY BY @MR_REX_SHEPHERD (INSTAGRAM) This modern-day Mrs. Robinson combines striking looks, a dominant presence and an undeniable passion for performing: Penny Barber is the ultimate...
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Beach Treats

A venerable sports mag is known for its annual swimsuit edition, but we prefer babes who hit the beach and flaunt their shipshape bodies au naturel. Alfresco nude modeling is naughty and provocative. With that...
Spitting Sirens & Drooling Divas
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Spitting Sirens & Drooling Divas

For these drool-inducing, moisture-mad mavens, wetter is definitely better! Spit is sexy. It amplifies any sex act and takes it to a place of messy bliss! From drooling all over a...
Boys and Their Toys
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Boys and Their Toys

Thanks to technological advances, sex toys for men are more sophisticated—and satisfying—than ever before. It has been said that men never grow up, their toys just get bigger. Whether it’s racing a hot...
Maggie Lindemann: Gen Z Girl Boss
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Maggie Lindemann: Gen Z Girl Boss

The “Pretty Girl” singer opens up about taking control of her career, her love of horror films and her darkly intense new record, Headsplit. Maggie Lindemann could...
Hitting All the Right Notes
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Hitting All the Right Notes

Can the type of music a person listens to tell you what they’re like in bed? It’s a commonly held belief that musicians are better in bed than the less musically inclined. Some...
Hump-Day Special: Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 3
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Hump-Day Special: Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 3

Redheads—so rare. So enchanting. So hot! Especially when they’re naked and inviting you for a peek at the fleshy charms under that head full of fiery tresses. With that in...