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Kimmy Heart
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Birthday Delights

For 2024’s final revue we’ve rounded up five Beavers celebrating December birthdays. “I’m adventurous and very open-minded,” said Kimmy Heart, a self-proclaimed “internet tease” from San Diego,...
Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 4
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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 4

Is it feeling a bit nippy in here? You bet it is, because we’re bringing you yet another pictorial salute to glorious nipples! Step right up and enjoy a truly mouthwatering collection...
Flirting with Disaster?
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Flirting with Disaster?

Things can get pretty hairy when another guy chats up your woman right in front of you. Here’s how to navigate this sticky situation. As any guy who has ever been interrupted by some ballsy SOB...
Give ThanXXX: 2024 Edition
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Give ThanXXX: 2024 Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s coming up on Thanksgiving again (holy shit, right?!), a time when we reflect on...
How Come?
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How Come?

Yes, the orgasm gap is real—which means you might not be getting your partner off the way you thought you were. The good news is, there are ways to bridge the climax chasm and reliably drive your mate to...
Sole Sisters Vol. 5
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Sole Sisters Vol. 5

Step right up, foot fanatics; you’re about to be treated to a loin-stirring collection of pretty peds, tantalizing toes and scintillating soles, attached to some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Enjoy!...
Prine Time
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Prine Time

With his debut album This Far South, singer-songwriter Tommy Prine shares a personal journey of loss, anger and redemption. Tommy Prine’s songwriting is a complicated beast—it has glimpses of rock and...
Kinky Clown Confessions
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Kinky Clown Confessions

Clown kink and carnality, exposed! Welcome to the greatest show on earth, where the jokers are wild and the sex is extra sloppy. Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we are committed to exploring clown kink...
Divorce Courting
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Divorce Courting

Is your marriage heading for Splitsville? Don’t think of it as the end of a once-loving union; consider it the beginning of a sexual revitalization. Getting a divorce is one of the most difficult losses...
Brunet Bush Brigade: Hardcore Edition Vol. 4
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Brunet Bush Brigade: Hardcore Edition Vol. 4

Break out your pith helmet and meat machete; we’re going deep into the bush again with some of HUSTLER’s hottest (and hairiest) Honeys as they show...
Christopher Bickel’s Dark ‘Mission of Light’
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Christopher Bickel’s Dark ‘Mission of Light’

The indie-film renegade blazes a trail through violence, drugs, cults and insanity with his latest gritty offering. With his latest gritty, low-budget,...
Military Mirth Vol. 2
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Military Mirth Vol. 2

It’s Veterans Day, when we honor the men and women who have served in the U.S. Armed Forces. With that in mind, we’re serving up a selection of military-themed humor from HUSTLER’s vast...
JY8073 Couple having romantic moment in a movie theater
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This Movie Sucks!

Lights! Camera! Action? The pleasures and perils of getting busy in a movie theater. America is returning to the cinema, albeit slowly. Although streaming services and the lockdowns associated with COVID-19...
Busty Beaver Blowout Vol. 2
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Busty Beaver Blowout Vol. 2

Breast men, rejoice! We’re bringing you a bounty of billowing bosoms, courtesy of HUSTLER’s world-renowned Beaver Hunt! It’s truly a feast of funbags, a bonanza of bazooms...
Tooning Out the Election Vol. 2
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Tooning Out the Election Vol. 2

We’re quite aware that this year’s Presidential election is no laughing matter. It might mean the difference between restoring America to sanity and…well…never having an...
Booty Buffet
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Booty Buffet

We hope you brought your appetite, because ass is on the menu today! Join us as we go deep between the cheeks with two anilingus all-stars. Grab your bib, it’s time to dine on the finest delicacy known to...
Sen Dog: Weed, Women and Song
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Sen Dog: Weed, Women and Song

The Cypress Hill co-founder on 420, shockingly graphic fan mail and his hardcore metal band, Powerflo. Hip-hop pioneer Sen Dog is still smoking on every level. The co-founder of Cypress...
Asses High Vol. 8
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Asses High Vol. 8

Butt men, rejoice! We’re bringing up the rear in a big way once again, with HUSTLER Honeys sticking their delectable rumps in the air…and believe us, you’ll really care. Enjoy! Nata...
The August Skye Guide to Halloween Cinema
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The August Skye Guide to Halloween Cinema

Stuck for something scary to watch on October 31? Horror-lovin’ hottie August Skye has you covered! (In blood, that is…)  What happens when you flush...
Porn Awakenings
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Porn Awakenings

From double penetration to eating on camera, XXX performers share the unexpected passions they’ve discovered through their work. Adult entertainment is not just a great way for fans and viewers to...
Uncertain If She’s Flirtin’?
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Uncertain If She’s Flirtin’?

Do you have trouble telling when someone is into you or if they’re just being friendly? You’re far from alone. Fortunately, we have some pointers on how to keep those signals...