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Apollonia Saintclair: Stolen Moments

The catalog of stolen moments that comprises Apollonia Saintclair’s exploration of erotica is at once shocking and intimate—and unmistakably beautiful. Apollonia Saintclair is the pseudonym of a mysterious European illustrator whose sophisticated erotic illustrations first appeared online back in 2012. In the decade since, their work has been celebrated by the global glitterati— from French...

Bigfoot or Bust: Crafting an Exploitation Flick With Jim Wynorski

If you are a B-movie buff, you have watched a Jim Wynorski film. The prolific filmmaker has over 105 directorial credits to his name, and he produced and wrote over half of those. A number of his early films were produced by or in concert with Roger Corman and/or Fred Olen Ray, so it’s safe...

Hardcore Cocktails

Sample a Fat Hooker, Midnight Kiss or Dirty Shirley. Perhaps a Milk Maid or Cowboy Cocksucker would be more to your liking. Dare you try the Adios Motherfucker? We asked 40 porn stars for their favorite cocktails, and now it’s time to party! (But please party responsibly: Do not drunk-dial, and DO NOT DRIVE.) (Note:...

Valentine’s Day Lingerie

Let’s not hem ourselves into an unnecessarily rigid definition of how to enjoy Valentine’s Day. Michelin-star restaurants, diamonds, hot air balloon rides—fine for some, but for those who prefer to buck tradition, might we suggest a simple, sublime and decidedly less expensive activity: appreciating great beauty. And if that beauty happens to be wrapped in...

Sex in Space

He’s the heartthrob porn star who launched a million memes. Now Johnny Sins has his sights set on porn’s final frontier: space. In a recent interview with Vice Australia, Sins said he would love to be the first porn star in orbit. “I think it’d be awesome. It has to happen pretty quick, in the...

Rumor Has It

Say what you will about his recent output (please leave house music to the professionals), Drake has proven himself quite the trickster in promoting his 12th LP, Her Loss, a joint release with 21 Savage. To promote the album, the rappers released a fake interview with Howard Stern, a fake NPR “Tiny Desk Concert” and...

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Film nerds are for sure familiar with the Criterion Closet. This is a popular video series by the acclaimed Criterion Collection, a film and video distribution company dedicated to restoring and preserving some of the greatest motion pictures ever made. In the series, acclaimed actors and directors will take a tour through the closet, picking...

Grave Tales

Homer Simpson: “That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to Clown College!” Bart, to the rest of the family: “I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.” This classic moment from The Simpsons is pretty much how we felt after listening to Matthew McConaughey on Marc...

Sex Dreams of  XXX Stars

Some of our favorite performers share their hottest nocturnal visions. Going to sleep is the second-best thing you can do in bed—taking a back seat only, of course, to a good bang session. The best way to combine them both is having a steamy, nasty sex dream!  What naughty nocturnal visions do XXX stars have?...

Hump-Day Special: Bookish Babes

Hey, it’s Library Shelfie Day, a little-known annual celebration that encourages bibliophiles everywhere to share creative photos of their artfully arranged book collections! Which is…well, quite frankly, it’s not a very exciting celebration for probably the vast majority of the population. But you know what would spice things up? A hot, naked chick or two...

Female for a Day

Men reveal what they would do if they could inhabit a woman’s body for 24 hours. So, there you are, walking home from the bar one night, minding your own business, when some homeless dude pops out of the shadows and offers you a deal. “I’ll trade you this magic liquor bottle for some spare...

Friday Funnies: Clowning on Counseling Vol. 2

There’s nothing funny about marital discord…or is there? Join us as we look at the lighter side of wedded misery, courtesy of these nuggets from the vast HUSTLER cartoon archives. And when you’re done with these, make sure to check out our previous installment of Clowning on Counseling here!  “Well, for starters, she can’t take...

Saturday Special: Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 4

There are few sights more enchanting than a beautiful woman in high heels—especially when those high heels are pretty much the only thing she’s wearing! With that in mind, we’re stepping things up with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys flaunting their lofty footwear, along with their drool-worthy bodies. Enjoy the view—and when you’re done with...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alina Ali

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alina Ali, a doll-faced beauty from Louisiana. Alina made her first big impression in HUSTLER with the October ’21 pictorial titled, appropriately enough, “Sweet Home Louisiana”—and the steamy photos definitely had readers wishing...

Maid to Love You?

Join us as we explore the complicated connection between housework and sexual arousal. A beautiful woman in a French maid’s costume—a skimpy black dress, white apron and silk stockings—is a sensual sight for many. But according to a new study, domestic work can be a stone-cold clam-chiller in real life.  A study published in Archives...

Ashley Scott

Here’s what you didn’t know about redheads (and we’re not making this up): According to a study in Germany, these hot “genetic mutants” have “significantly more” sex than blondes and brunettes. They also tend to feel more pain, so warm up that spanking hand, boys!

Busting Open the Breast-Size Debate

Guys all around the world agree—breasts are the best! But contrary to popular misconception, they don’t all believe that bigger is better. Ask any dude if he’s a boob man, and he’ll almost assuredly scream, “Hell yeah!” at the top of his lungs. Right before rubbernecking the perimeter to see if he can spot them,...

Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Hardcore Edition)

Like the old adage says, red on the head, fire in bed. With that in mind, today we’re celebrating ginger beauties as they enjoy a red-hot time in a fucking and sucking frenzy. What are you waiting for? Dig in! Scarlett Mae Arietta Adams Madi Collins Brooklyn Belle Lacy Lennon Lauren Phillips...

Friday Funnies: Tats Entertainment!

Looking for humor that really gets under your skin? You’re in luck! We’re digging into the HUSTLER cartoon archives for some hilarious tattoo-themed jokes for your amusement. Enjoy! Roger Stone adds a Trump tattoo to keep his Nixon tattoo company. “You said you got a tattoo of me. Where is it?!” “Please be patient, dear....

Wonderful Wedgies

Prepare to get your undies in a twist in the sexiest possible way, as these mistresses of panty-bunching magic open up about their craft. Usually the image our minds conjure up when we hear the term “wedgie” is flashbacks to high school bullies tormenting fellow students. You may be surprised to know that such is...

Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 8

Rejoice; it’s time for another deep, probing celebration of HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with themselves in the best possible way! You’ll definitely want to give these beauties a hand as they let their fingers do some roaming in a way that will leave you moaning.  Monika May Ziva Fey Malena Morgan Sunny Leone Naomi...

Gender Nonconformity and You

How understanding the evolving concepts of gender can create a richer sense of self. “Gender is a social construct.” Maybe you’ve heard that before. Maybe you agree with it, but you don’t see how it applies to you or your experience. If you are cisgender—meaning you identify with the gender that was assigned to you...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Spencer Scott

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve celebrated them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Spencer Scott, a blond beauty who hails from Atlanta, aka Hotlanta—and Spencer is definitely hotter than an August day in Georgia.  Spencer made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers with the January...

Valentine’s Day Memories: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite performers share their sexiest Valentine’s Day experiences. February 14th has come to symbolize a day of sharing love, affection and time with the ones we care about romantically. If you’re lucky, it can also be a day filled with steamy sex! I gathered a few of your favorite starlets to share...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 6

We love a parade. Don’t you? Hell yeah, of course you do—especially when the procession consists of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Join us as a captivating collection of HUSTLER Honeys put out a mouthwatering spread for your enjoyment.  Jazlyn Ray Brooke Summers Selena Rose Octavia Red Stayce Spencer Scott...

Sexy Professions

Doctor? Lawyer? Corporate chief? Which jobs will make you most attractive to the ladies? Women share their thoughts. All of us have to do something to pay the bills. No matter if a person’s solitary ambition in life is to just sit around all day in dirty underwear playing video games, unless they have a...

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