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February 2023

Kiara Cole
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Cheerleaders in Heat

Banging a cheerleader has been an enduring fantasy for decades, and it’s no mystery as to why. They’re young, hot, perky, flexible, hopelessly out of your league, and hey—what better way to get revenge on the jock who bullies you in high school than to hand-hump yourself to his girlfriend’s image? It’s the next best thing to punching him in the face with a jizz-soaked fist. The pep-squad pussy on display in Cheerleaders in Heat admirably upholds this tradition, lifting team morale and viewers’ dicks alike. Doll-faced blond spinner Coco Lovelock imperils her cheerleading scholarship by writing a raunchy essay for class, but she gets back in academia’s good graces by taking on an oral assignment: choking down Professor Tommy Pistol’s cock. She turns in some delightfully sloppy work, punctuated with copious drool and spit bubbles, before bouncing her petite body on his bone like the national cheer championship is at stake. Pistol brings his trademark perverse humor to the scene, paddling Lovelock’s pussy with a ruler and scrawling an “A” on the chalkboard as she rides him. Fresh-faced, vivacious blonde Mia Kay seduces her boyfriend’s dad, coaxing the reluctant old coot until he spreads her out on the living room couch and hammers away at her daddy issues one fervent thrust at a time. Kay’s chest actually develops a sweaty sheen from the frenzied fucking, and at the end of it all, her cute mug is made even more comely by a coating of ball batter. Special mention goes to River Lynn, who gives her man a footjob with chimplike agility before he floods her snatch with ’nad nectar. Cheerleaders in Heat will give you plenty to clap—and fap—about. —P.D.R.

Banging a cheerleader has been an enduring fantasy for decades, and it’s no mystery as to why. They’re young, hot, perky, flexible, hopelessly out of your league, and hey—what better way to get revenge on the jock who bullies you in high school than to hand-hump yourself to his girlfriend’s image? It’s the next...
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Starring

Coco Lovelock, River Lynn, Mia Kay, Leana Lovings. Tommy Pistol, Mark Wood, Bruce Venture & Michael Stefano.


Directed By

Eddie Powell, Paul Woodcrest
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