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New Year’s Resolutions: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share their goals and hopes for 2023. Can you believe 2023 is almost here? A new year means a fresh start and a new beginning to improve oneself and achieve your goals! What’s even better is when those resolutions and goals are SEXY! I asked a group of XXX...

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It was his…

“It was his request for a last meal!”...

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Slappin’ That Ass With Style!

Enjoy the idea of erotic spanking but need a few pointers? Don’t worry, we’re here to lend you a hand! Sure, sex can be and is often straightforward, where two people just grind it out face-to-face in pursuit of both bragging rights and an orgasm. There are times, though, when the next level of lust...

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Sophia’s Choice

In 2016, webcam model and adult performer Sophia Locke was at the top of her game—then she disappeared. In 2021, she returned to reclaim her crown. So where did she go, and why? HUSTLERMagazine.com finds out what happened to porn’s prodigal daughter, now a mouth-watering MILF with the same insatiable hunger for hot loads and...

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Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks Vol. 3

Feeling a little under the weather? Don’t worry, we have just what the doctor ordered—a collection of uproarious humor from the HUSTLER archives. If laughter is the best medicine, these medically-themed cartoons will definitely help heal you—because they’re going to leave you in stitches! “So I see your buddies have been here to visit you...

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Ball Droppings 3: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots

Happy New Year! Somehow we’ve made it through another trip around the sun and, with the promise of a blank slate and new beginnings in front of us, it’s time to celebrate! So go ahead and pop your cork with a splashy collection of gooped-up faces, titties and torsos. It’s dripping with sticky goodness! Kendra...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kendra Spade

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kendra Spade, an enchanting brunette who hails from Oregon, which is also known as The Beaver State—a fact that we’ll note without further comment… Kendra made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers...

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Cloister Fucks

Vows of chastity aside, nuns are human beings and have the same desires as the rest of us. We explore the complicated connection between sex and the sisterhood. Holy shit! According to reports, Pope Francis has urged nuns and priests all over the globe to delete the porn off their cell phones to, as he...

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Harley Lane

“I’m definitely an exhibitionist,” admits Harley Lane, 25, a former lifeguard from San Antonio, Texas. “The idea of being watched while I pleasure myself or a lover makes me even more sex-crazed!” The 5-foot-1 Lone Star Stater, who graced our July ’17 roundup, is tickled pink to be back. “Having...

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Monika May

“I was born in Ukraine, in the small town of Donetsk. My personality has always been a mesh of opposite traits. As a young girl, I was both modest and rebellious. I loved solitude, but at the same time craved the spotlight. I so love modeling, and when I was...

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Recipe for Romance

Got an appetite for a hot babe and a hot meal? You’re in luck, because these culinary-minded beauties will make your mouth water in more ways than one with their favorite seductive recipes. The age-old saying, “The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” has held the test of time and for...

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Hump-Day Special: Happy Trails and Beaver Tails Vol. 2

Lace up your hiking boots and break out the binoculars—we’re going on a nature walk to witness the glory and splendor of beautiful Beavers out in the wild. Get ready for a dam sexy time! And when you’re done with these babes, make sure to check out our first edition of Happy Trails and Beaver...

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Friday Funnies: Copping Out Vol. 4

In the mood for some truly arresting humor? You’re in luck! We’re taking the law into our own hands and declaring a mandate for mirth, courtesy of these gems from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Stop in the name of a good laugh! “I’m letting you off with a warning this time. And by ‘warning,’ I...

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Saturday Special: HUSTLER Blue Belles Vol. 3

Now here’s a case of the blues that you won’t mind catching! Hot HUSTLER Honeys stripping down and showing all for your viewing pleasure. Go ahead, dive in; you’ll be in blue heaven! And when you’re done here, check out our previous installments of HUSTLER Blue Belles here and here! Chloe Temple Jessica Starling Alexa...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Michelle Jean

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Michelle Jean, a bright-eyed beauty who hails from Canada—which is often referred to as the Great White North, though this red-hot babe definitely brings a warm front with her everywhere she goes. And...

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Be a Man, Not an Asshole

The societal shift away from toxic masculinity doesn’t mean that you have to trade in your Man Card for membership in the Milquetoast Club. Society is fuming mad these days over men who exhibit the unflattering characteristic known as toxic masculinity. It’s a term that some believe defines “manliness” as stoicism and strength; someone who...

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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 4

Eager lips wrapped around stiff, swollen shafts. Agile tongues lapping at lust-bloated balls. Sweet smiles coated with thick, sticky coats of gonad goo. Such are the joys of blowjobs, a labor of love that leaves a guy oh-so-fulfilled, yet thoroughly drained. Join us for a pictorial salute to the art of fellatio. We promise, it...

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Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 5

Brace yourself; you’re in for a really sucky time—and you’re going to love it! Join us for a stroll down Blowjob Boulevard, where the streets are paved with hot chicks enjoying mouthfuls of man-meat. Prepare to be blown away! Gina Lynn Melina Mason Memphis Monroe Misty Stone Chloe Amour & Nikki Peyton Mao & Moe...

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Winery Dogs’ Richie Kotzen: Third Time’s a Charm

The veteran rocker and Poison alum is back with III, the new album from his power trio the Winery Dogs. There is something about a power trio that just feels right. From Emerson, Lake & Palmer to Cream to Rush to Triumph and beyond, the power of three captures the pure bliss of rock ’n’ roll...

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Fandom 101

Some of our favorite stars share tips on what you should—and shouldn’t—do to make a good impression when you interact with them. Being a diehard fan is a great way to share your appreciation for an artist’s work, whether it be an actor, musician and especially an adult star! How does one take their fandom...

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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 5

Looking for a good time? You’re in luck, because we’re bringing the funny with a collection of HUSTLER cartoons about the world’s oldest profession. Enjoy! “Four hundred bucks?! Look, I’m an oil company executive, so I know what price-gouging is!” “Hos ‘R’ Us, Leon speaking.”...

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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Diane

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Kiara Diane, a blond knockout who hails from the state of Washington, which is often referred to as the Evergreen State—and Kiara is certainly a perennial favorite as far as we’re concerned. Kiara...

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The Fucking Lengths We Go To

Ever crossed state lines or hopped continents just to score a piece of ass? You’re not alone. Join us for riveting tales of triumph and disgrace from horny wanderers. It’s no secret that men will go to the ends of the Earth, and probably beyond, for a shot at some tail. Kentucky, Russia, Mars, it...

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Pantyhose and ’Shrooms With Madalynn Raye

First you get the pantyhose, then you get the mushrooms, then you get the power. Granted, she may not have Tony Montana’s killer instinct (thank god), but Madalynn Raye is too busy to bother with the tedium of transnational cocaine empires or bloody cartel warfare; there are countless custom clips to film and a forest...

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February 2023

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A waiter asked the patron…

A waiter asked the patron he was serving, “How would you like your steak, sir?” “Like winning an argument with my wife,” the man muttered. “Rare it is!” the waiter exclaimed....

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Question: What are multiple orgasms…

Question: What are multiple orgasms? Answer: God’s way of compensating women for having to sit down to pee....

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A wedding reception ended in a brawl…

A wedding reception ended in a brawl and a court appearance. The judge was having difficulty getting to the truth of what had actually happened until the best man offered to outline the facts. “Your Honor,” he began, “I was the best man at the wedding. It is the tradition in these parts that the...

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Oliver had invited his parents…

Oliver had invited his parents to meet his fiancée, Kristen, over cocktails at the swanky Plaza Hotel in New York City. After Oliver’s folks had departed, Kristen wanted to know what kind of impression she’d made. Oliver said, “I’m sorry to tell you this, dear, but while you were in the ladies’ room, my mother...

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It’s Up to the States of Our Union

It’s a new year, and with it a new crop of House and Senate representatives have just been sworn into office. But with a divided Congress, meaningful legislation on gun reform and abortion rights will be all but impossible to enact on a federal level. In typical fashion, the Grand Opposition Party will dig in...

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