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Boy, you are…
“Boy, you are a friendly bank!”...
Hump-Day Special: All About the Anal Vol. 4
Break out the lube and brace yourselves; we’re going in through the out door once again with a cavalcade of cornholing action! Enjoy the rear views—and when you’re done with these, make sure to check out our previous editions of All About the Anal here, here and here! College Anal 101 #3 Sasha Grey Anal...
Ariel Ganja
“I’m a stylish, playful and affectionate babe who enjoys luxurious things, but radiates a chill, easygoing vibe,” says Ariel Ganja, 36, from Kansas City, Missouri. The 5-foot-9 Show-Me Stater is tickled pink to be here in all her naked glory. “HUSTLER is one of the most prominent and respected brands...
Zlata Shine
For a dozen years Ryazan was the hometown of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, the Nobel Prize winner who authored One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich, In the First Circle and The Gulag Archipelago. Former office worker Zlata Shine also hails from that central Russian city, but she’s currently a denizen...
Cealliagh
Forty-year-old Cealliagh from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, delivers spicy selfies and risqué revelations: “I’m eccentric, adventurous and open-minded,” the 5-foot-4 skin-mag rookie professes. “I’m a mail lady by day, a naughty internet whore by night. My hobbies are making my own sexy videos, working out and traveling.” Cealliagh, whose fave singers...
Does it get any better…
“Does it get any better than this? I don’t think so!”...
Fred looked at his wife and said…
Fred looked at his wife and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a ten-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old woman. I’ve worked hard our whole married life, and now we have an $800,00 home, a $65,000...
I don’t know…
“I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like!”...
It’s a fire…
“It’s a fire, Donna. Grab your valuables!”...
Question: Who loses every…
Question: Who loses in every election? Answer: The voters....
Roger Stone adds…
Roger Stone adds a Trump tattoo to keep his Nixon tattoo company....
The food here is terrible…
“The food here is terrible…but the service really sucks!”...
There are people out there…
“There are people out there who hate our freedoms, Sylvia. They’re called Republicans!”...
Tom’s wife just found out that she had been adopted…
Tom’s wife just found out that she had been adopted. Sandra was devastated and kept asking her husband, “Why didn’t my birth parents want me?” Tom comforted her, and eventually Sandra—crying her eyes out—asked him to make love to her. They got down to business, but this led to more tears. Later Tom reflected, Banging...
We’ve studied the…
“We’ve studied the MAGA Republican phenomenon and determined they’re not suffering from a mental health disorder. They’re just incredibly fucking stupid.”...
HUSTLER Classic: Amber Lynn, Seriously Smokin’
No doubt about it, Amber Lynn is a legend in the adult industry, an AVN Hall of Famer with a decades-spanning career and hundreds of credits to her name. Lynn also has a very long and sexy relationship with HUSTLER, and one of the most loin-stirring examples of that relationship is the April ‘90 pictorial...
XXX Hindsight
Some of our favorite performers share advice that they wish they could have given to their younger selves. It’s a hard pill to swallow—we don’t always know everything we need to when we enter a new field of work, and porn is no exception. There are definitely some lessons and advice we all wish we...
Friday Funnies: Parking It Vol. 2
Never mind the winter weather—it’s always a good day for a walk in the park, especially if you’re getting a few good laughs along the way. Join us for a stroll as we enjoy some fresh air, sunshine and hilarity, courtesy of these gems from the HUSTLER cartoon archive! “His name is Richard, but he...
HUSTLER Classic: Piping Up
It’s not every day that you get a history lesson and a truckload of trivia along with your porn. Then again, the February ’06 HUSTLER photo-spread “Jesse Capelli & Avery Adams: Hookah History” was no ordinary pictorial. For one thing, the layout, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, featured not one, but two, babes of uncommon...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Paul
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lena Paul, a curvy knockout who hails from Florida, aka the Sunshine State—and this stunning beauty has certainly brightened the pages of HUSTLER. Lena made her first big impression in the pages of...
Deep-Throat Divas
Some of our favorite orally talented beauties share how they earned the title Throat Goat. There’s no denying it: blowjobs are awesome! There are different styles and techniques to help lead to that gooey explosion (and all are amazing). Today, however, we’re going to focus on a very special kind of sucking—deep-throating! Below are several...
