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On Your Knees?
Is it an act of female subservience when a woman kneels before a cock to suck it? Or is it just good, dirty-kneed fun? We explore the sticky debate. It happens nearly every Saturday night at any bar where horny singles go to mingle. Over in the corner, there’s a woman who’s just had her...
Truly Taboo
NOTE: The professionals interviewed for this feature work under controlled conditions with the enthusiastic consent of everyone involved. What is your pleasure? Taboo fetish creators take you to the edge of fear and fantasy, where consent is king and naughty fuckers run free. When it comes to sexuality and the healthy expression thereof, the safe,...
Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out Vol. 2
In praise of petite HUSTLER Honeys. These babes might be on the diminutive end of the height spectrum, but they definitely don’t come up short when it comes to sex appeal! Join us as we celebrate little women who pack big thrills—and when you’re done with this collection of spinner-size sirens, check out our previous...
Friday Funnies: Psyching Out
Ever feel like you’re losing it? You’re not alone—these are crazy times, and they’re bound to make us all feel a little nuts from time to time. Luckily, there’s tremendous healing power in humor, and we have plenty of that coming your way, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast arsenal of uproarious cartoons. So go ahead, lie...
Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 3
Good news, everyone—ass is back on the menu! So come line up at the Booty Buffet for heaping helpings of tasty tushies and delicious derrieres. Bon appetit! And when you’re done here, check out our previous installments of Ass Eaters Unanimous here and here! Barely Legal #180: Roommates Daddy Daughter Swap 4 A Family Affair ...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 3
Work—it’s not much fun, is it? Or is it? We’re bringing some grins to the daily grind with a collection of labor-centric humor from HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. What are you waiting for? Get to work! “Ah, yes! The businessman’s lunch!” “Just a reminder, for the thousandth time, ‘Go fuck yourself!’ is not...
Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 3
Tits are always great—but they’re particularly awesome when they’re wrapped around your prick, giving it a slick, silky ride through Mammary Valley. With that said, let’s go between the breasts for a salute to the glorious act of titty-humping. And when you’re done here, check out our previous editions of Titty-Humping Time here and here!...
Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 6
Feeling a little cooped up as the long, cold winter months drag on? Allow us to alleviate your cabin fever and warm things up a bit with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys stripping down and acting up in the great outdoors! Vina Sky Betty Sue & Fallon Hillary Emma Mae Tory Lane & Kurt Lockwood...
Eject, or Ejaculate?
Ever see a bad date through to the bitter end just because you hoped there might be sex afterward? Of course you have! We explore the tricky question of when to hang tough, and when to say enough is enough. It was a long, loveless marriage, one that eventually ended in the kind of pain...
A Lover & a Fighter
If Mike Tyson’s chauffeur claims the Baddest Man on the Planet said he might have murdered his opponent had he not fucked right before a fight, then we believe him. The champ clearly speaks from experience, and he’s certainly not the first pugilist to take the edge off with a little of the ol’ in-and-out....
Tripping With Porn Stars
Some of our favorite XXX performers share their experiences with psychedelics—the good, the bad and the sexy! When people think about psychedelics (shrooms, LSD and the like), they often conjure up images of lava lamps and Woodstock. That perception actually couldn’t be further from the truth. In contemporary times, many people have been utilizing these...
Sex on the First Date? Hell Yes, Survey Says
A recent survey found that nearly half of the respondents have had sex on the first date. We talk to men and women about the benefits of hooking up in a hurry. Thanks to hookup culture, apps like Tinder and the general de-stigmatization of horniness, more people are saying “yes” to sex on the first...
Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 2
None of us are getting any younger, but no matter how old you are, you can still get a few kicks—along with a few laughs! With that in mind, we’re offering up a collection of hilarious senior moments, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. Enjoy—and when you’re done here, check out our previous...
Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 6
Beautiful butts, amazing asses and delectable derrieres—it’s time to bring up the rear once again with a hearty salute to rump-tastic Honeys as they show off their fantastic fannies. Go ahead; enjoy the booty pageant! Jenny Wild Vanessa Angel Brooke Summers Kiara Cole Anne Barlett Chloe Temple...
Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 3
Prepare to experience some fancy—and very sexy—footwork! We’re once again putting our best feet forward with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys flaunting their pretty peds, tempting toes and amazing arches. Enjoy—and when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous editions of Sole Sisters here and here! Vanessa Angel Angelika Grays Lena Reif...
Sunday Funday: Stocking Up! Vol. 6
There’s really nothing better than a fantastic pair of legs—especially when they’re sheathed in sleek, elegant stockings. So join us as we celebrate hot HUSTLER Honeys in hosiery—and pretty much nothing else. Enjoy! Jenny Wild Gianna Dior Nicole Kitt Kenzie Anne Jeanna Fine Melody Wylde Maya Grand Alina Long...
Jerk Off—Proudly!
Religious, political and spiritual forces have waged campaigns against masturbation for a variety of bullshit reasons. We dispel the myths spewed by semen-retention proponents and explore why jerking off isn’t just good—it’s good for you! A lot of guys were told when they were young that jerking off isn’t proper behavior for a young man....
Highly Aroused
A recent study has found that ingesting weed leads to stronger orgasms. So go ahead, stoners; turn on and get off! An unknown philosopher once said, “Whatever I do, I do it better stoned,” and according to a new study, that also applies to shooting semen and creaming your panties. Researchers from East Carolina University...
Bleached Butthole Beauties
Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, a lighter, brighter anus can be yours! XXX beauties Taylor Gunner and Lara Grace Ryan describe the ins and outs of bleaching your butthole. There are tons of ways for people to improve their appearances these days. You can get some Botox to keep those pesky wrinkles at...
“Did you hear that, honey?! Fox News was sold to Iran! Yeah, some Iranian spokesman said they’re looking forward to assisting the network in destroying America from within!”
“Did you hear that, honey?! Fox News was sold to Iran! Yeah, some Iranian spokesman said they’re looking forward to assisting the network in destroying America from within!”...
The Wrong Silent Type
For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the fucking volume. In the arena of aphrodisia, men desperately want the human equivalent of a horny jaguar that fucks like she’s got two vaginas. You...
Friday Funnies: Catting Around
In the mood for some purr-fectly outrageous laughs? You’re in luck, because we’re delivering a collection of hiss-terical humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cat-alog of uproarious cartoons! It’s time to do some kitten—err, kidding—around… “I’ve got to get out of here! I overheard the man say that come this weekend he’ll be ‘eating that sweet...
HUSTLER Classic: Coming Clean
Cleanliness might be next to godliness, but sometimes getting dirty can lead to a delightfully devilish time. Case in point? The January 2006 HUSTLER pictorial “Evelyn Lory & Mili Jay: Fill in the Blanks.” The photo-set, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, featured brunet beauties Evelyn Lory and Mili Jay, as they cleansed their drool-worthy bodies—before...
Sunday Funday: Breast in Show 4
Ready to go tits-up? We’re once again hitting you with our breasts shots as a parade of HUSTLER Honeys bust out in a major way. Heavy or perky, big or small—when it comes to boobs, we love them all! Enjoy—and when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Breast in...
XXX Spring Break Tales
It’s time again to take a breather, head to a sunny location and cut loose! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share their wildest Spring Break experiences. When we hear the term “Spring Break,” it conjures up images of wet T-shirt contests, beer bongs and the aroma of sunscreen. Oftentimes, many participants...
4/20 24/7
Happy 4/20, HUSTLER nation! Join us as we fete adult performers who love to get faded for all the right reasons. Bring on the buzzed babes! Do you like to get high? Do you like beautiful women who get high? What about beautiful women who get high and have something profound to say? Well, buckle...
