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Wonderful Wedgies

Prepare to get your undies in a twist in the sexiest possible way, as these mistresses of panty-bunching magic open up about their craft. Usually the image our minds conjure up when we hear the term “wedgie” is flashbacks to high school bullies tormenting fellow students. You may be surprised to know that such is...
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 8

Rejoice; it’s time for another deep, probing celebration of HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with themselves in the best possible way! You’ll definitely want to give these beauties a hand as they let their fingers do some roaming in a way that will leave you moaning.  Monika May Ziva Fey Malena Morgan Sunny Leone Naomi...
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Gender Nonconformity and You

How understanding the evolving concepts of gender can create a richer sense of self. “Gender is a social construct.” Maybe you’ve heard that before. Maybe you agree with it, but you don’t see how it applies to you or your experience. If you are cisgender—meaning you identify with the gender that was assigned to you...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Spencer Scott

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve celebrated them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Spencer Scott, a blond beauty who hails from Atlanta, aka Hotlanta—and Spencer is definitely hotter than an August day in Georgia.  Spencer made her first big impression on HUSTLER readers with the January...
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Valentine’s Day Memories: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite performers share their sexiest Valentine’s Day experiences. February 14th has come to symbolize a day of sharing love, affection and time with the ones we care about romantically. If you’re lucky, it can also be a day filled with steamy sex! I gathered a few of your favorite starlets to share...
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 6

We love a parade. Don’t you? Hell yeah, of course you do—especially when the procession consists of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Join us as a captivating collection of HUSTLER Honeys put out a mouthwatering spread for your enjoyment.  Jazlyn Ray Brooke Summers Selena Rose Octavia Red Stayce Spencer Scott...
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Sexy Professions

Doctor? Lawyer? Corporate chief? Which jobs will make you most attractive to the ladies? Women share their thoughts. All of us have to do something to pay the bills. No matter if a person’s solitary ambition in life is to just sit around all day in dirty underwear playing video games, unless they have a...
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Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 3

Break out your pencils, we’re bringing some class to this week’s Friday Funnies with a collection of outrageous, education-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives. Study hard! “We chose your high school because we’d like to get our Matthew into an institution with diversity and an opportunity to be exposed to various types of sex with...
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Sex Workers, Unite!

Support for unions in America is at its highest level since 1965. The labor movement has been revitalized, from employees at Starbucks and Amazon to sex workers. Strippers and sex workers are more organized than ever, and they are unionizing! From Star Garden in California to the United Sex Workers in the U.K. and the...
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Carol Leigh: RIP, Scarlot Harlot

HUSTLER contributor and fetish model Lux Lives eulogizes an icon whose groundbreaking activism paved the way for sex workers today. Carol Leigh, author, artist and titan of sex worker rights activism, passed away on November 16, 2022. She was 71. In 1979, while working out of a sex studio in San Francisco, Leigh was raped....
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Earth-Shattering O’s

Perhaps as a sort of olive branch for her lackluster filmography (have you seen Valerian? Blech!), model-slash-actor (Zoolander reference!) Cara Delevingne is dedicating herself to science—not her body so much as the full-body sensation of sexual release. And yes, they got it on film (you dirty dogs). Delevingne was featured in the six-part BBC documentary...
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Hurray for St. Paddy’s Day!

The most famous drinking holiday in the world is nearly upon us, but this year we’re hoisting our mugs to salute the real heroes of Saint Patrick’s Day: sexy Celtic adult industry workers from Eugene, Oregon, to Belfast, Northern Ireland. We love them all and bestow our awe upon these beguiling enchantresses of the Emerald...
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The Professional Bimbo

When the world is getting crazier with each passing day and the stresses of life make you want to walk into the ocean, ask yourself, would you rather be IN the moment or blissfully detached from all thoughts and worries? There’s a movement afoot, and it’s all about mindlessness over matter. Mindfulness is the well-intentioned...
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Sex Trends: What’s Hot

Trends may come and go, but like Chuck Taylors or weed (especially weed), hot, kinky, consensual sex will never go out of style. Here in the Bits & Pieces boiler room, we’re tracking what’s hot and what’s five-minutes-ago so that you don’t have to. The only problem? How to review all the latest, greatest ways...
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Asshole of the Month: Kari Lake

The January 6th committee closed out the year with a big Christmas gift to the country—Donald Trump referred for criminal charges after leading America’s equivalent of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch. So it’s hopeful that we’ll be spared more of this disastrous carnival barker in the future. He may well be legally barred from running for...
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A farmer…

A farmer successfully grew a crop of vibrators. Unfortunately, he now has a problem with squatters....
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Who named female…

Who named female undergarment panties? Cuntainers would have been more fitting....
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Walt and Arny each…

Walt and Arny each wanted to buy a beer but only had a dollar between them. Coming up with a plan, Walt dashed off. When he returned holding a big sausage Arny yelled, “Are you crazy?! Now we’re broke!” “Just follow me,” Walt suggested. He and Arny went into a bar, ordered two draft beers...
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Did you hear about…

Did you hear about the blonde who had two shots at getting pregnant? She blew them both....
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Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 3

In the mood for a particularly colorful sexy time? You’re in luck, because we’ve combed through the archives of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt to bring you a collection of inked-up, naked babes-next-door! Enjoy the views—and when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous editions of Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition here...
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Mia Huffman

“I am super-petite, 5-1, and yet, growing up, I played a ton of basketball. Go figure. I have always been confident in myself, both mentally and physically, and I strive to inspire others to see their own beauty. My personality is large, with lots of love for learning and sharing....
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Evelyn Lory & Mili Jay

CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE JANUARY 2006 HUSTLER Okay, guys, here’s your chance to write for HUSTLER. Choose from these multiple-choice responses and create your own sexual fantasy. Evelyn and Mili are: a) lonely coeds b) KPFK radio show hosts c) nuns d) really, really dirty They both wind up naked...
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Daizy Cooper

“When I’m not working, I like to wander around L.A. with my goth friends. We’ll go to hardcore shows, do magic, take photos, see scary movies or get tiny secret tattoos. I’ve been weird and alternative since I was young. I’ve always hung out with artists or pop punk, screamo...
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Jenny Wild

“One of my favorite kinks is exhibitionism. It’s fun to be watched in real life or online. I feel the viewers’ gaze on my naked body, and it totally turns me on. I dance, strip off my lingerie and touch my body all over. The thought of men and women...

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