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HUSTLER Honey Kelly Surfer
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Canberra, Australia
  • Age 23
  • Horoscope Aquarius
  • Height 5-2
  • Weight 100

About Kelly Surfer

From this laid-back Aussie’s point of view, every moment should be as relaxing and blissful as a day at the beach. “I’m definitely not into stress,” Kelly Surfer discloses. “I really focus on enjoying life, taking whatever comes and always finding the best light to look at stuff in.”

Kelly especially enjoys poppy music, funny flicks and over-the-top hanky-panky. “I love Justin Bieber,” the “upbeat” babe relates. “I’m a complete sexual freak, and I hope and pray that somebody tosses Bieber my way someday. That kid would never be the same.”

Kelly continues, “I’m a very humor-oriented person. The type of gentleman I typically go for is funny, tall, dark and handsome. But funny comes first. As for the ones I avoid, that would be the guy who takes me out and tries to get me wasted.”

If you’re wondering whether or not you’ve succeeded in the sack with Kelly, there’s one surefire clue. “If I can’t stop giggling,” she explains, “then you’ve done your job!”

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