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Vanessa Angel

“I eat plenty of sweets, I spend a lot of money on clothes—almost every day I’m buying something—and I love to sleep…a lot! When I’m not in dreamland, I work, study, travel, listen to ’80s and ’90s disco tunes and spend time with my better half. From the very beginning...
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Cindy Starfall

“I’m Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese. I was born in Vietnam, and my family was so strict, I rarely went out. When I did, nosy people would report back to my father, so I couldn’t be bad even if I tried. I moved to the U.S. to live with my mother...
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Girls! Girls! Girls!

Girl-girl rocks our world! Sure, solo babes are sexy and hardcore delightfully dirty. But pussy-licking, frigging and scissoring? Nothing gets us hotter faster. Especially when the cooze in question is porn star famous and dangerously delicious. ’Cause, really, the only thing better than one pussy is two—or three. Witness lez sex at its OMG best…...
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Maddy Black

“I adore my body, and showing it off has always been a turn-on for me,” professes Maddy Black, 26, a “kindhearted, passionate and uninhibited” ex-office worker from Trebic, Czechia. “I’ve been a fashion model, but I’d rather be fashionably nude in front of the camera. I am not shy about...
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Camille Doll

“I love being naked and imagining all my fantasies as I pose,” declares Camille Doll, 30, a health coach and therapist from Honolulu, Hawaii. “I want to be less shy and thought that HUSTLER would be the perfect place to start.” The 5-foot-1 skin-mag rookie—who describes herself as “calm, safe,...
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Anna Tame

“I try to spread good energy,” proclaims Anna Tame, 26, an online entertainer and “erotic workaholic” from Toronto, Canada. “I make people smile and feel good while I’m doing what I enjoy and living the way I want to.” As you can see, the 5-foot-5 hottie is keen on getting...
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But you…

“But you said I could get a pet!”...
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Enough about me…

“Enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think of my big cock?!”...
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Heather told her doctor…

Heather told her doctor, “My husband has a very large penis, and every time we have sex, he hurts my liver.” “I can fix that,” the doc assured her. “I’ll operate on him and make his penis smaller.” “No!” Heather screamed. “Operate on me and move my liver!”...
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I’ve got to get out…

“I’ve got to get out of here! I overheard the man say that come this weekend he’ll be ‘eating that sweet pussy’!”...
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It all started…

“It all started when my boyfriend asked me what I wanted to do tonight.”...
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Julie told her lawyer…

Julie told her lawyer, “I want to divorce my husband. He has a lousy memory.” “Why would you want to divorce him for that?” the lawyer asked. Julie explained, “Every time he sees an available woman, he forgets that he’s married.”...
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Gridiron Giggles

Are you ready for some jokes about football? We hope so, because in honor of Big Game Day, we’re going deep into the HUSTLER cartoon archives and hitting the field with a collection of outrageous humor centered around gridiron gladiators and the sport they play. Get ready to score some laughs! “I want to thank...
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Fabulous Over 50

Yes, it’s true—age is nothing but a number. And these XXX performers over 50 are pretty hot numbers indeed! Porn is a treasure trove of endless categories and niches, and we all have our favorites. Some fan favorites today are the MILF/Cougar/Mature and even GILF categories. It’s no mystery why; with age comes experience, and...
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Gwen Galloway

Here’s an “extroverted, adventurous and funny” law student from our neck of the woods. “I’ve been dying—like almost literally—to be a HUSTLER girl since I was too young to be in the magazine,” declares Gwen Galloway, 27, of Hollywood, California. “I blame the three brothers who used to live next...
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Sabrina & Samatha

It’s again time to rave that two Beavers are better than one. In pink panties, very briefly, is Sabrina, 20, a 5-foot-6 nursing student from Trenton, New Jersey. Her lithe, 2-inch-taller partner is Samatha, 19, a “very bi” receptionist from Clearwater, Florida. What’s perfectly clear is that these hot chicks...
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Party of the Endless Grift

Republicans may not be able to win elections anymore, but they’ve learned how to turn losing into “winning.” Once upon a time, America had two major political parties. They disagreed on some things, mostly domestic matters, while generally concurring on foreign-policy issues. Tending to favor businesses and the wealthy, the Republican Party sought to lower...
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Sex Workers of the World, Unite!

When the strippers of Star Garden in North Hollywood, California, went on strike in February 2022, they were not expecting to still be on the picket line seven months later. “None of us knew what we were getting into,” Charlie, one of the striking dancers, recalls. “We kind of thought it would be a two-week...

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