What gets your favorite comics off when they get off stage? HUSTLER asks eight famous jokesters for their go-to porn categories—and other sticky questions—and the responses are laugh-out-loud, roll-on-the-ground hilarious. These fuckers are fucking weird! In such a good way…
MISSY MARTINEZ/HUSTLER: I have gathered you here today to talk about smut. Of course, I could be biased, but in my humble opinion, porn is pretty damn awesome. Do you have a go-to category when you’re feeling in the mood?
GINNY HOGAN: I read more erotica than I watch porn, but my go-tos are pretty vanilla. I don’t watch a lot of porn, but I like the plot-heavy ones.
LUIS J. GOMEZ: I’m 40 years old, so I was literally just starting to jerk off when the internet popped. I’ve jerked off to it all. Currently I’ve been jerking it to explicit sex scenes in mainstream movies.
JOSH POTTER: I’m so absolutely lame with my taste. I get made fun of by just about everyone, but I am all about lesbian porn. People don’t understand that there’s so much variety there! Young/old, old/old, young/young, three women, four women, just two women. Such variety!
ALIA JANINE: I actually don’t watch porn that often anymore because I know too many performers. It can make brunch really awkward. However, if I do, I tend to watch uncensored hentai. Definitely won’t see anyone I know in those! I have to watch it on silent though. A little too whiny for my taste.
MARK HAYES: Anything Bible-related.
