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The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the fucking volume. In the arena of aphrodisia, men desperately want the human equivalent of a horny jaguar that fucks like she’s got two vaginas. You...

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Friday Funnies: Catting Around

In the mood for some purr-fectly outrageous laughs? You’re in luck, because we’re delivering a collection of hiss-terical humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cat-alog of uproarious cartoons! It’s time to do some kitten—err, kidding—around… “I’ve got to get out of here! I overheard the man say that come this weekend he’ll be ‘eating that sweet...

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HUSTLER Classic: Coming Clean

Cleanliness might be next to godliness, but sometimes getting dirty can lead to a delightfully devilish time. Case in point? The January 2006 HUSTLER pictorial “Evelyn Lory & Mili Jay: Fill in the Blanks.” The photo-set, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, featured brunet beauties Evelyn Lory and Mili Jay, as they cleansed their drool-worthy bodies—before...

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Sunday Funday: Breast in Show 4

Ready to go tits-up? We’re once again hitting you with our breasts shots as a parade of HUSTLER Honeys bust out in a major way. Heavy or perky, big or small—when it comes to boobs, we love them all! Enjoy—and when you’re done here, make sure to check out our previous installments of Breast in...

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XXX Spring Break Tales

It’s time again to take a breather, head to a sunny location and cut loose! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share their wildest Spring Break experiences. When we hear the term “Spring Break,” it conjures up images of wet T-shirt contests, beer bongs and the aroma of sunscreen. Oftentimes, many participants...

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4/20 24/7

Happy 4/20, HUSTLER nation! Join us as we fete adult performers who love to get faded for all the right reasons. Bring on the buzzed babes! Do you like to get high? Do you like beautiful women who get high? What about beautiful women who get high and have something profound to say? Well, buckle...

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Class Of 2023: Porn’s Rising Stars

Every year aspiring performers enter the adult entertainment industry in the hopes of becoming our cream dreams. It takes hard work, stamina and professionalism to succeed. Of course, being superhot doesn’t hurt! Introducing five performers who are not only fulfilling their dreams of porn stardom—they’re fulfilling our sexual fantasies! Meet the class of 2023… RORY...

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Slap-Happy Schlongs

What compels a man to wield his boner like a billy club and bop his partner during sex? We dive deep into this puzzling phenomenon. Any man gifted with at least an average-sized schlong has undoubtedly whipped that sucker out at some point and purposely banged it against something to make some noise. He might...

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A Little Dab’ll Do Ya

We take TikTok tutorials with a grain of salt, and so should you, but as soon as “vabbing” started to trend, it was decided that further research would be required. Paging Dr. Ravioli! Clown Princess Kat Ravioli is many things to many people: tittertots queen…mac ’n’ cheese enthusiast, six-foot-tall dream girl and conjurer of tripped-out...

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Eat More Ass

Let us dispense with the pleasantries and get right to the point: Do you like butt stuff? How about lethally gorgeous redheads who like butt stuff? Performer extraordinaire and guest columnist Sonia Harcourt delivers a master class on rimming and how to eat ass like a pro. “When people ask me, ‘Do you actually like...

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Fucking Famous

In an interview late last year, porn A-lister and HUSTLER centerfold (44th Anniversary Issue) Abella Danger revealed her secret celeb sex fantasy: Barbie herself, Ms. Margot Robbie. Do we approve? Hell, yes! Are we surprised? Not really. To be perfectly honest, choosing Robbie as your “free pass” is like saying your favorite pastime is breathing....

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Now I know why…

“Now I know why they call you Bigfoot instead of Bigdick.”...

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Honey, you need…

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That’s enough liquid…

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Sex Club Rules

For the multitudes of us who are perpetually horny and kink-curious, taking that first big step is often the hardest. So it’s deeply appreciated when experienced sexperts lend a helping hand with priceless (and face-saving) advice. Of course, no one is more courteous and conscientious than our lovely Canadian friends—who, it turns out, really know...

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The Republican Party has always been…

“The Republican Party has always been the party of personal responsibility. That is, unless we get caught. Then we’re the party of lying our asses off.”...

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The secret to happiness…

“The secret to happiness is a subscription…and a postman who will deliver.”...

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Honey, I was just down…

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Year of the Peg

We don’t need much in the way of encouragement to champion the virtues of pegging (butt stuff rocks). So if amateur porn site Clips4Sale says that pegging is shaping up to be the fetish trend of 2023, then let’s strap up, strap on and get to it! What is pegging? In theoretical terms, it’s the...

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Sedition, Conspiracy and Insurrection

Brought to you by the former president of the United States and (still) leader of the Republican Party. It’s been a long time coming, but we are finally approaching the Accountability Phase. It’s difficult to keep track of all of the crimes, particularly as some of the statutes involved haven’t been prosecuted since the Civil...

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The House Takes a Hard Right

The House is changing, and not for the better! In a scene not seen since before the Civil War, it took Kevin McCarthy four days and 15 rounds of ballots to become Speaker of the House. And with each and every round the power-hungry McCarthy negotiated with the far right faction of his party and...

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Laura Desirée

“I will always love the nightlife; however, these days I am enjoying the benefit of a great night’s sleep in a bed that I have made my own private oasis. Luxury bedding and deluxe mattress toppers are my latest passion. One of my goals is to have sex in more...

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Angeline Red

“I was attracted to the idea of sex work early on—I wanted to be independent and make my own money, be my own woman. I was a military brat, which meant I moved around a lot, so that made me tough and strong. I like to create art and spend...

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Romy Indy

“I had so much fun shooting this set with the photographer. We couldn’t stop laughing! People I work with say that I’m easygoing and fun. Seems like I’ve always been cheerful, hyperactive and happy. What can I say? I enjoy life! “I love simple dates, like going to the cinema,...

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Bella Jane

“This might be hard to believe, but porn is what I do for fun. If you need proof, my nickname is BJ! And it’s not just because I’m Bella Jane. Outside of work, I do normal stuff. It’s pretty boring and definitely not as fun to talk about as my...

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Vinna Reed

“Showing off my naked body in a world-famous magazine like HUSTLER is a big turn-on for me,” proclaims Vinna Reed, 33, from Bruntál, Czechia. “I hope that every man looking at my pictures dreams about getting his dick sucked deepthroat-style, licking my pussy and fucking my brains out.” Those are...

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Sammy

“HUSTLER is the perfect platform to show off my body,” says “bubbly, adventurous and outgoing” Sammy, 33, from Greenville, South Carolina. “I love to spend my days nude and having all eyes on me. I am a true exhibitionist at heart.” The 5-foot-2 neophyte, a classic-rock fan whose daily job...

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