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Nevaeh & Celeste Star

Sometimes we’re stumped by our photographers’ sexy layouts, but this one was a breeze. Joan (Nevaeh) has stolen a payloader from a construction site near her home. While rumbling aimlessly through the countryside, she encounters a hitchhiking hottie named Bette (fellow porn vixen Celeste Star). “Hey, ya wanna come with...

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Podcasting Porn Stars

Podcasts have reshaped the way we take in news, comedy and opinions. They make our commutes more tolerable and even help us push through the pain on the treadmill. This contemporary vehicle for ingesting content has basically shaped our daily lives. Luckily for us, XXX stars have embraced this format and are giving their fans...

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Finding a New Meet Market

Forget the bars, the gyms and the dating apps; you’ll have better luck finding your next partner in the places you’d least expect. In most cities, there are only a handful of places where the horny and lonely go to meet eligible singles. Bars, of course, rank high on the list. After all, it’s a...

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Sonia Harcourt: Horny for Horror

XXX performer. Aspiring scream queen. Horror podcaster. Welcome to the scary-hot world of Sonia Harcourt. Say what you will about the plausibility of fate, but things have worked out pretty nicely for indie porn star and aspiring scream queen Sonia Harcourt. The self-described late bloomer grew up in a conservative small town where she felt...

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“You ask yourselves, is it right? Is it fair? Is it moral? Like we give a shit! This is Congress!”

“You ask yourselves, is it right? Is it fair? Is it moral? Like we give a shit! This is Congress!”...

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Friday Funnies: Psyching Out Vol. 2

Feeling the need for a little therapy? We don’t blame you—the entire world seems to be going a little nuts lately. And what better way to set your mind straight than through the healing power of laughter? Join us on the therapist’s couch as we work through our issues one hearty chuckle at a time,...

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Barely Legal #190: Spin the Bottle

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My First Asian Lesbian 2

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Fools on the Hill

Hey, it’s April Fools’ Day! And are there any bigger fools than the ones who hold office on Capitol Hill? Sure, the tricks they play on the American public aren’t very funny, but we can still have a few good laughs at their expense, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Enjoy! “You ask...

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Sunday Funday: Lickety Split

Pussy might not be listed among the five basic food groups, but it should be. After all, if anything’s going to give you the energy and sustenance to make it through the day, it’s a healthy serving of hot, juicy snatch. With that in mind, let’s get our appetites worked up with a mouthwatering menu...

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Gorgeous Giantesses

Looking for a fetish that packs some really big thrills? Welcome to the rapidly growing phenomenon of giantess content. If you’ve watched the classic movie Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, then you’ve definitely seen an example of giantess content and probably didn’t even know it! And it likely won’t be the last piece of...

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XXX Camming Corner

Some of our favorite camming stars offer us a peek inside their sexy lairs. Webcamming has been a staple in the world of sex work for more than a decade, and has only grown as an attractive option during the pandemic era. The models who please us through our laptops and phones are wizards of...

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We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?

No, you probably won’t ever experience the kind of over-the-top sex you see in XXX. But remember, some things are best left to the professionals. Spend an extended amount of time on the road, no matter if it’s to play guitar for a band or work as a roving journalist, and sex becomes more of...

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“I don’t possess the secret to happiness, my son— but I think it has a lot to do with tight vaginas.”

“I don’t possess the secret to happiness, my son—but I think it has a lot to do with tight vaginas.”...

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Hump-Day Special: Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 4

Long, flowing, luxurious locks are a thing of beauty, but there’s something undeniably sexy about a woman with short hair. A woman who flouts traditional conventions and lives life on her own terms, with her own sense of style. And if that sense of style involves stripping down and showing off her beautiful body, all...

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“That’s the great truth of life?! ‘Democrats are pussies and Republicans are assholes!’”

“That’s the great truth of life?! ‘Democrats are pussies and Republicans are assholes!’”...

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Booze and Boning: A Complicated Cocktail

Not to be a buzzkill, but mixing alcohol and sex isn’t always a good idea—there are plenty of downsides to screwing while sloshed. In some of my most desperate hours (and trust me, in my late 20s there were many), I’d walk to this seedy dive bar down the street from my apartment around last...

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Friday Funnies: Sign Us Up!

Looking for a sign of the times? How about a dozen or so? We’re diving into HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons to serve up gut-busting wisdom with some tell-tale signs. “Wanna bet? I’m fuckin’ ecstatic!”...

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Mile High Mayhem

Look, no one wants to end up on the no-fly list. And while joining the Mile High Club may seem like a worthy notch on your list of sexual conquests, cramped sex in a stanky-ass bathroom the size of a gym locker is not exactly our idea of a worthwhile risk-versus-reward scenario. But that’s not...

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I Screen, You Screen

Everyone is entitled to their privacy, and personal information should never be shared willy-nilly. But if you seek the services of a professional companion and refuse to screen? Then you, sir, are what is referred to in scientific circles as “a complete dickhead.” Don’t feel comfortable revealing your identity? Then you don’t care about the...

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Doshi Domination

It’s the Year of the Rabbit, but only according to Chinese astrology. For fans of porn’s fastest-rising star, however, 2023 belongs to one person and one person only: Nicole Doshi. Born in China, Doshi dominated adult entertainment in 2022. Starting with her stunning TUSHY debut, the fledgling performer-turned-porn-prodigy proved unstoppable as she banged out scene...

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Multiplayer Mischief

Yeah, naked Twister is great and all, but have you ever had sweaty, passionate sex right after a heated Mario Kart battle? Naughty adult games are the spice of life, but what about those nights when strip poker and truth or dare simply won’t cut it? Time to fire up that console, because the pope...

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Law & Order: Hotwife Unit

Did you hear the one about the sexy Tennessee cop who got fired for banging six of her fellow officers? Somewhere in L.A., a production company is scrambling to put together the porno based on this very sexy scandal. A recap for the benefit of those who missed this corker of a story: Last January...

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At the Movies, With Axel Braun

When considering art and the appreciation thereof, the only constant is its complete subjectivity. Great art is great because it inspires awe in your soul. But even the most cynical critic would be hard-pressed to deny the objective perfection of certain undeniable masterpieces: Michelangelo’s painting on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Gaudi’s whimsical curves...

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HUSTLER Classic: A Real Pick-Me-Up

A pair of hot chicks stripping down and getting down and dirty with each other is always an inspiring sight, but sometimes it’s more uplifting than usual. Case in point: The classic April 2006 pictorial “Nevaeh & Celeste Star: How to Pick Up Chicks.” The pictorial, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, shared the tale of...

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Sunday Funday: Horny for Unicorns

April 9 is National Unicorn Day, an annual celebration of the mythical horned creature that has delighted people’s imaginations since the days of Ancient Greece. Which is…well, it’s pretty silly, actually. But, of course, there’s another definition of the word unicorn, one that is much more pertinent to the interests of us here at HUSTLERMagazine.com....

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Sex Work and Sobriety

We talk to sex workers who reclaimed their lives from the jaws of addiction and are now sober and living life to its fullest. Life is hard, that is an empirical truth. Sometimes, things can quickly get out of hand and take us to a place we never thought we’d end up. Drugs, alcohol, gambling,...

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Hahas, Oohs & Aahs

What gets your favorite comics off when they get off stage? HUSTLER asks eight famous jokesters for their go-to porn categories—and other sticky questions—and the responses are laugh-out-loud, roll-on-the-ground hilarious. These fuckers are fucking weird! In such a good way… MISSY MARTINEZ/HUSTLER: I have gathered you here today to talk about smut. Of course, I...