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Jessa Blue
“Every man who’s seen me in my birthday suit has encouraged me to be a nude model,” says Jessa Blue, 25, a “fearless, witty and fun-loving” denizen of Altoona, Pennsylvania. “One of my favorite pastimes is train watching, but I love getting butt naked and being watched even more. Wanting...
Foxy Over 50: XXX Male Edition
For these seasoned adult-industry woodsmen, age is no obstacle to maintaining a thriving porn career. With age comes experience, and in the world of XXX, that is invaluable. These sexy gents have stood the test of time and have been living out every man’s dream! Whether they’ve been in the industry for decades or started...
Hump-Day Special: Toe-Tasting Time!
Hey, it’s National Shrimp Day, and we’re here to help you work up an appetite! As a wise man once noted, there are many ways to enjoy shrimp—barbecued, boiled, broiled, baked, sauteed and so on—but when we go shrimping, we prefer them raw and attached to the foot of a beautiful woman! With that in...
Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor
Looking for some humor that will make you feel like you’ve died and gone to heaven? Join us as we head for the Pearly Gates and enjoy the best laughs that the afterlife has to offer—without the inconvenience of passing away, of course. “Fuck that!” “God, I hate to sound like an ungrateful asshole, but...
What’s Your Penis Lie?
New research has found that—shocker!—guys stretch the truth when it comes to their dong dimensions. But why? We size up the situation. In this day and age of divisiveness and quarrel, we are often reminded that all men are created equal—which may be a central tenet of the Declaration of Independence, but by some measurements,...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 4
Infidelity is no laughing matter—or is it? Join us as we take a look at the lighter side of adultery, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast collection of uproarious cartoons. You definitely won’t feel cheated! “Now, did you or did you not tell me to have a good day at the office when I left this morning?!”...
Saturday Special: Wet, Hot & Naked 5
Ready to clean up in a big—and very sexy—way? You’re in luck, because we’re hitting the showers to spend some quality time with bathing beauties as they get clean—and yet, also get delightfully dirty. Go ahead; let the sexiness wash over you. Alissa Foxy Evelyn Lory & Mili Jay Hot Showers My Step Mom Likes...
Casts, Sprains and Crutches—Oh, My!
Looking for a fetish that hurts so good? These babes excel at adding ecstasy to injury! If you’ve ever had a broken foot or an ankle sprain, it’s definitely no picnic. The pain, itchiness and overall helplessness sounds like the opposite of a good time, but there is actually a whole fetish dedicated to it!...
Porking Pet Peeves
Whether it’s painful back scratches or an overly sweaty partner, most people have that one thing that ticks them off during sex. Here’s how to get past the nuisances and get back to aggravation-free boning. There’s always someone doing something that drives us nuts, even in the bedroom. While there’s a load of sexual advice...
Mamma Mia!
Get ready for an X-rated Mother’s Day you’ll never forget. HUSTLER proudly presents…the Mom Squad. Fertile, fierce and very DTF. Bump jobs, belly expansion, pasta, creameries (we think this is an Australian creampie; our researchers are still looking into it): Nature’s greatest miracle is a potent playground of popular taboo pleasures. Sex workers who share...
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Ivy Augustine: Hair Trigger
Begone, foul razor! Let your fuzz run wild and free. HUSTLERMagazine.com brings you the second installment in its tribute to lady pubes, featuring cam model Ivy Augustine and her untamable jungle of love. On the topic of body hair and the immutable sexiness thereof, allow us to invoke the Bard himself (albeit slightly out of...
Throw Us Some Curves!
Never mind the stick-thin standard of female beauty that many people adhere to—join us as we sing the praises of full-figured women. There is a specific body type that is often expected of women in America if they are to be sexually desired: small. Yep, if ladies want to be oohed and ahhed at, many...
Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 2
Looking for some jokes that will leave you on Cloud Nine? Rejoice; your prayers have been answered! We’re making a hilarious visit to the promised land, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast collection of outrageous cartoons. Go ahead; laugh your way to KIngdom Come! “Is it true what they say about a guy’s halo?” “And just to...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Haze
Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Harley Haze, a bewitching brunet beauty who’s come a long way in expressing her sexuality since growing up as a shy kid in a “super strict” household. And what a wonderful journey it’s...
Sunday Funday: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 9
Brace yourselves, because we’re about to enter a touchy situation—in the best possible way! We’re back with another collection of HUSTLER Honeys putting their fingers to work and digging deep on a journey to ecstasy. Enjoy! And don’t be afraid to get handsy with yourself while perusing these pussy-penetrating beauties. Jana Cova Evelyn Lory &...
From Farm to Fap
Food and sex are sometimes a tasty combination for couples, but some people include edible items in their solo sessions too. Beware, though; there are precautions to take when making love to a partner you picked up in the produce aisle. For centuries, couples have been using food to enhance their sex lives. World renowned...
Simon Phillips: FUBAR and Beyond
Actor Simon Phillips talks about strippers fighting werewolves, spending a month in a HUSTLER Club and working with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the new Netflix series FUBAR. Simon Phillips has long been an actor in good company. In the past decade-plus, he has worked with everyone from Bruce Willis to Wayne Newton to Mark Hamill, Robert...
Alissa Foxy
“I’m 21, but I can’t say that I’m a grown-up yet. As I travel, I constantly change and discover more about myself and the world. What doesn’t change is my positive attitude, even in times like this, when my home city Kyiv and much of Ukraine is suffering from unjustified...
Fanny Limones
“I am really excited to be elected Beaver of the Year. I am taking my modeling career to the next level, and this is a huge step. To me, HUSTLER Magazine means the freedom to show our naked beauty to the world. It means I’m succeeding at what I do!...
Nautica
“I’m not a gold digger,” Nautica winks. “I just believe in the gold standard, especially when it’s between my legs.” The exotic beauty slides the gleaming phallus past her nether lips and explains, “This pussy is priceless; it deserves the best. Now all I need is a pearl necklace—from a...
Jayla De Angelis
“I’m always active on the weekends, traveling to different cities and countries or barbecuing with friends. I’m self-reliant, creative and curious about the world. Besides traveling, I love to read. I read tons of books, mainly thrillers and books on psychology. “I used to tell people I was bisexual, because...
Simon Kitty
“I have two sisters and two brothers, and in ten years I want to take care of them and our mother, the best mom on the planet! I’m very family-oriented. Last year I took a trip with my sisters, and we went to Ibiza. This was their first vacation and...
Jessica Ryan & Haley Spades
“When I was in high school, I was a good girl. I had one boyfriend, and I mostly hung out with him and his pals. But he was happy living a country life, and I dreamed of moving to a big city. Once I turned 18, I took the stage...
Amy Douxxx
“Of course I watch porn. I watch everything. Sometimes I just scroll till I find something interesting or strange. Hell, as long as it’s consensual, any type of sex is cool by me. Be sex positive and free! “I’m currently a university student, so that means study, study, study. But...
Dick Dangle: Porn Podcaster Par Excellence
Meet Dick Dangle, who gives listeners an intimate glimpse into the XXX world with the passion of a true fan (and he has the spooge rag to prove it)… He’s the hero porn deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our...
Romi Rain
“Role-playing is a way to tap into a different side of yourself. It automatically makes an experience as erotic as it can be. You can act any way you want, and a naughty outfit just makes everything sexier. I think men should surprise their women with a role-play scene. Men...
