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HUSTLER Honey Simon Kitty
Vital Facts
  • Hometown Riga, Latvia
  • Age 22
  • Height 5' 9"
  • Measurements 36D-24-36
  • Favorite Position Missionary, spoon and lazy doggy

About Simon Kitty

“I have two sisters and two brothers, and in ten years I want to take care of them and our mother, the best mom on the planet! I’m very family-oriented. Last year I took a trip with my sisters, and we went to Ibiza. This was their first vacation and their first time flying on a plane. Seeing them so happy felt amazing! We all got the same tattoos, of a palm tree and a plane, in the same place on our bodies. Good memories.

“Emotional connection is very important to me. I hate fake people, and that applies to friends and romantic partners. Sex is so much better if you have a real connection! Once I like a lover, it’s super easy for me to get turned on. Just kiss my neck and ear, and I’m in the mood. I’m no longer interested in sex with random guys, which is probably why I haven’t made love in a couple months. When I was fucking strangers, I was having sex five or six times a week, and now, when I have a regular partner, well, any time is good.”

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